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Sigma is so majestic and bbg.
I just want to spend my forever with him.
My friend wants to eat Sigma’s hair because it looks like ice cream.
I agree.
It looks so delicious. I wonder if one of his customers tried to bite it one time.
I mean if he went to the supermarket one time and then someone thought his hair was ice cream and then it would be like. He just grabs it and says “Sorry I thought your hair was ice cream,” and then Sigma would be so confused.
That’s very very canon.
Most of this is my zesty besties thinking and I’m just copying it down. And guess I agree with her.
She’s telling another story now.
“What if Dazai and Sigma went out to the mall and they were just looking around and saw um Sigma’s wig and Dazai’s wig mixed together and Dazai was like Oomm and Sigma was like I’m out.”
He’s so majestic and mighty.
SIGMA WILL LIVE
DAZAI WILL DIE - MY FRIEND
SEND THIS TO A PERSON WHO KNOWS BSD
“Post it on tiktok,” NO BESTIE NO
SHES RIGHT NEXT TO ME WHEN I'M WRITING THIS.
“His hair looks so good like ice cream and I want to lick it or eat or even rip it off and eat like ice cream,” that’s what she said.
..
I AGREE IT LOOKS SO TASTY
“My mom has vanilla ice cream at home and we can my blueberry ice cream and then mix it and then put an Atsushi figure on top and wait for it to melt and run to your house and dump it on your head,” 😭😭
“Cuz you deserve it,” I said now.
“SAY SIGMA”
“While I dump it on your head”
Sigma is so sigma.
I hate it when I search up Sigma on TikTok and I get that ugly sigma male face—like no I wanna see my bbg Sigma not that so I have to search up sigma bsd like it’s his last name.
Me and my bestie are on the bed writing this.
She’s going to tell me another story.
Then she randomly screamed, “lAHAGSY”
“One day, Atsushi and Dazai were walking and then they saw a person selling figurines of them and then there reactions were like … and Dazai started to run,” ✋✋😨🍎🐶✋🧁🍦
“And the Dazai got hit by a car and then Atsushi was like NOO DAZAI WHAT THE HECK and the uh and then um Killua went up to Atsushi and then said WHYS YOUR HAIR SO UGLY ATSUSHI and Dazai was like 😐 and then Atsushi slaps Killua in the face and Killua put his long nails on his neck and then Atsushi was screaming like a girl and then Sigma went up to Atsushi and pat him on the head and then Atsushi was like Aughd and then Sigma ran for his life,”
“And then when he was running he turned into a three year old and I mean looking like a 3 year old and the Sigma fell on his face.”
This is very weird.
What are these stories..
Anyways Sigma looks so breedable.
“You're so disgusting and Sigma is so preppy.” That’s what she said to me.
PREPPY SIGMA CANON?!
She’s going to tell me another story.
“Sigma accidentally teleported into um demon slayer and Tanjiro was like hello what’s your name and Sigma was like my name’s ice cream and Tanjiro was like good, because you look like ice cream. An Sigma was like what’s ice cream and Tanjiro said you just said it and Sigma said no five nights of Freddy’s I just don’t know who that is but I know five nights of Freddy’s and Tanjiro is like I’m getting out of here. And Rengoku pulled Tanjiro to the neck and started suffocating him and Tanjiro was 30 seconds from dying and the Sigma was like no Kyojuro dated me. And then they dated.”
My friend says this is the weirdest fanfic in the world and I was like noise. She laughed when I said that.
She had another idea then she proceeds to say “One day..AAa—you and a friend(I’m not putting her name) were going outside and then she got out a ring and said will you marry me and another friend of mine barges in and says SHES MY GIRLFRIEND YOU CAN'T MARRY HER and then the friend of mine starts crying and running away and then the other friend and me were kissing” cuz she ships me and him like how weird is this. Then she proceeds to ask me how weird this fanfic is. Like what.
She looks at me and then takes her phone out. Then she starts to record. She says the words “CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA DUBIDUBIDABA,”
Btw she and I are trying to get this fanfic to 1,000 words and she is recording me saying that. AHAHAHAHAHSHJDBDGDJDJ
Sorry, I felt like doing that.
“HAHAHAHA” she says in an ugly tone of voice she really sounds like a witch and after I wrote that she pulled my hair a bit.
“Sigma x me” she says and that’s so fr
“You then start kissing him.”
That’s frfr
“Anyway—I’m going to eat lunch and eat thirty cans and then drink thirty alcohols and the she faints and then a cat starts licking around and turns out that cat is NATSUME,”
“How many words are we at right now she asks,”
914
WE NEED AROUND A HUNDRED MORE TO GET TO A THOUSAND OH YEA U FORGOT TO TELL YALL BUT BEFORE WE MADE THIS I MADE AN EDIT OF SIGMA ON TIKTOK THATS SAY sexy. Like dizzy dizzy maybe cuz I’m fucking sexy s-s-sexy lalalalallala.
Sigma then meows like meow meow purr. Then my friends were like “you're still Atsushi” and then she shoved a plushie into my mouth and the she says, “the duck pooped on your phone,” then she asks me to blow a balloon. I blow the balloon for her.
This is the end there is probably going to be no more chapters but we reached more than a thousand words yay.