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sweetiesugar has added 10 people to the group
sweetiesugar has named the group “GLEE CLUB!!!!!!!!”
sweetiesugar : HIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
dolfinn: hi sugar
slaytana: what is this
dolfinn: wut
dolfinn: how is it two peopl in one messaj
barbrastar: It’s a group message, Finn.
dolfinn: woa
dolfinn: crazy
queenfabray has left the chat
barbrastar has added queenfabray to the chat
queenfabray: 😐
kurt_h: why on earth would anyone create this
sweetiesugar: FOR FUNZIESSSSSSSSS
slaytana: sugar
slaytana: u dont need to use caps all the time
sweetiesugar: IDK HOW TO TURN IT OFF
kurt_h: may i add blaine
sweetiesugar: WHO IS BLAINE
slaytana: kurts boy toy
kurt_h: no
kurt_h: he is not in the new directions but most of us are friends with him
sweetiesugar: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
samiam: woa
samiam: what is this
slaytana has changed samiam’s name to troutymouth
troutymouth: HEY
slaytana: :)
troutymouth has changed their name to samiam
brittanyspierce: hi santana!!!!
slaytana: hi brit :)
brittanyspierce has added lordtubbingtonthegreat to the chat
lordtubbingtonthegreat: 😡
lordtubbingtonthegreat has left the chat
tinac: wtf
brittanyspierce: ugh
brittanyspierce: i talked to him about this
slaytana: its okay brit
brittanyspierce: :(
kurt_h has added blaine to the chat
blaine: hi :)
sweetiesugar: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
barbrastar: May I suggest that we use this chat for Glee related matters? Brittany, Lord Tubbington is not a part of our show choir.
slaytana: omfg leave her alone
slaytana: btw lord tubbington is a great singer he just struggles sometimes
brittanyspierce: yea
kurt_h: rachel must you type so proper
barbrastar: What do you mean?
kurt_h: the typing
barbrastar: I am following the rules of grammar.
queenfabray: stop
barbrastar: ok
kurt_h: JDSHFDSHFDS
blaine: kurt are u okay?
kurt_h: yes <3
kurt_h: i just thought it was funny
barbrastar: was what funny?
sweetiesugar: I THINK THAT QUINN TOLD YOU TO NOT USE CAPS AND YOU LISTENED LOL KURT SAID IT WAS FUNNY
kurt_h: yea
kurt_h: anyways
sweetiesugar: WHO WANTS TO GO TO BREADSTIX WE CAN THINK OF SONGS FOR REGIONALS SETLIST 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
queenfabray: i’ll go
barbrastar: i will too but only because we need to get our setlist together
dolfinn: omg
dolfinn: i want breadstix
barbrastar: come with us finn
merslaydes: arent you guys broken up
barbrastar: what i can’t tell him to come with us
dolfinn: rachel and i R jus frends rite now
dolfinn: shes a grat frend
samiam: mercedes r u going
merslaydes: I don’t know
samiam: :(
merslaydes: ok fine
samiam: :)
kurt_h: can i bring blaine
barbrastar: No. I like Blaine but our regionals setlist is confidential.
queenfabray: rachel
queenfabray: dear
queenfabray: the grammar
barbrastar: ok im sorry
queenfabray: :)
blaine: I’m okay with not going
blaine: besides the Warblers don’t need your setlist. we’re going to crush you anyways ;)
barbrastar: smh.
dolfinn: what does the smh mean
tinac: it means shaking my head
dolfinn: oh
dolfinn: smh
brittanyspierce: Finn i appreciate your name but when lord tubbington comes back could you change it
dolfinn: y
brittanyspierce: theres a lot of bad blood with lord tubbington and the dolphins
brittanyspierce: he owes them a lot of money
brittanyspierce: so he will be upset if he sees that
dolfinn: omg
dolfinn: yea ill change it
barbrastar: finn theres no need, lord tubbington is not in the new directions
barbrastar: therefore he shouldnt come back to the gc
brittanyspierce: blaine isnt either
barbrastar: blaine is human
barbrastar: and our friend
brittanyspierce: :(
brittanyspierce has left the chat
slaytana: fuck you rachel
barbrastar: ????
mikechang: can i come to breadstix too
tinac: yea can i bring him
sweetiesugar: YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
queenfabray: oh dear
queenfabray: lets give this a rest shall we
merslaydes: yeah ill see you all at breadstix
puck69: yea im in
tinac: jesus
tinac: puck is so scary where tf did u come from
puck69: haha
slaytana: rachel brittany will only come if you apologize
slaytana: she has to know the songs anyways, to choreograph
barbrastar: Fine.
queenfabray: rachel
barbrastar: fine*
Private Message: barbrastar to brittanyspierce
barbrastar: Brittany, I’m sorry I said that about Lord Tubbington.
barbrastar: He can come back to the group chat if he wants.
barbrastar: Finn will change his name.
brittanyspierce: ok
brittanyspierce: i will ask him
brittanyspierce: i forgive u tho
barbrastar: Thanks.
barbrastar: Could you tell Santana that? I want to leave Breadstix alive.
brittanyspierce: ya
brittanyspierce: :)
barbrastar: :)