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Summary:

Naruto and his other fellow Konoha 11 friends constantly talk with each other in their favorited and beloved group chat. Well, mainly to get homework answers, gossip, argue, and cause trouble (along with the Sand Siblings).

Notes:

here are the usernames in this chapter (they may vary as the story progresses):

liluzimaki- naruto
fivehead- sakura
gloriousqueen- ino
auralvl70000- shikamaru
munchcrunch- choji
10grand- tenten
thirtyinchbussdown- neji
kickflipking- rock lee
truesigma1- kiba
ultraviolethina- hinata
parasitelord- shino

Chapter 1: f(x^2)

Chapter Text



liluzimaki: chat did yall do the hw for ms kurenai 😀

 

fivehead: naruto are u fr…

 

liluzimaki: i was showing gaara and shikamaru my fortnite montages soooo yea

 

auralvl70000: they were tuff ngl

 

gloriousqueen: yall are sad

 

auralvl70000: you crushing over sai is sad

 

gloriousqueen: STOP

hear me out HIS HIPS

 

munchcrunch: shut her up shut her up shut her UP

 

gloriousqueen: oh imma shut you up choji 

with all them grease stains on your worksheet

gross

 

fivehead: CLOCK ITTTTT

 

gloriousqueen: thank you sakura 😽

now real talk where’s the answers, bc i didn’t do it either

 

10grand: i have itttt, ms. kurenai was going too fast 🙃

 

gloriousqueen: tenten you could put anything on that paper and i could care less

 

kickflipking: tenten no! once you give it to all of them, they’ll ask for more!

 

gloriousqueen: now what could functions help with lee 😑

 

truesigma1: the parabola that you call a hairline  

 

thirtyinchbussdown: 😂

 

auralvl70000: LMFAOOOOOOOO

 

liluzimaki: BAHAIAAJAHAHAJKA

 

ultraviolethina: nooo ino 😭

 

gloriousqueen: drop dead kiba 🤣🤣

 

truesigma1: 🙁

shino back me up here bro

 

parasitelord: no

herbert, elsie, ricky, and walter told me no too

 

liluzimaki: they all said “HE-HELL NAW”

 

10grand: 😭

 

kickflipking: is nobody concerned about the names of his beetles? 😨

 

parasitelord: wym, you also got christiana, evelyn, cecil, frederick

 

fivehead: FREDERICK PLSSS

 

auralvl70000: shino there’s no way

 

liluzimaki: can i name one next? PLEASEEEEEE

 

parasitelord: sure

 

gloriousqueen: NO I NEED YOU TO PARALYZE KIBA

 

parasitelord: right now 😒?

 

gloriousqueen: Oh sorry shino! I’m so inconsiderate, forgive me. What could you possibly be doing right now? 😐😐

 

munchcrunch: more like VERY inconsiderate

 

auralvl70000: choji u better stop 💀

 

thirtyinchbussdown: he’s gonna become “💀”

 

10grand: NEJI

 

kickflipking: uh oh 🥲

 

gloriousqueen: choji istg don’t piss me off rn

 

liluzimaki: GUYS I BEED THE HW STILL 

 

ultraviolethina: here ^^ 

*1 Attachment*

 

liluzimaki: THANK YPU HINAGA SO MUCH

I OWE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANGT

 

auralvl70000: ty hinata we all say in unison

 

gloriousqueen: THANK YOU HINA GIRL

TENTEN IS PLAYING GAMES

 

10grand: BLAME LEE 😞

 

fivehead: he just doesn’t want her to be taken advantage

that’s what you do to me at least 😒

 

gloriousqueen: sakura if i need to hop on ur case rn we can. 

LETS RUN IT 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

fivehead: I’D LIKE TO SEE U TRY

WHATS GOOD??

 

liluzimaki: well…WHO WANTSBTO PLAY SQUADS ON FORT

 

parasitelord: 🤚

 

auralvl70000: me

 

truesigma1: im alive chat, ill play 

 

gloriousqueen: don’t think i forgot abt you either

 

parasitelord: bernice said “run” btw