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Narrator: It was just a nice day at the park where almost every famous rocker always hang out at. Motley Crue's frontman happened to be the only one today...
*Vince casually strolling around for a few minutes*
Vince: Man! I'm really in a mood for cocaine! Or maybe a cigarette. Why not both? Wait! Can we do both? Wait!!! Can we do both at the same time?
*White van seen driving into the park and slowly follows Vince*
Vince: *Quiety hums the melody of Cocaine from Eric Clapton*
Capturer: *rolls down van window to Vince* (Creepy voice) Why hello there Vince Neil...
Vince: *notices* Hey random person! What are you here for?
Capturer: Well, you see, I'm also in a mood for... cocaine and cigarettes...
Vince: Well, I have a question.
Capturer: Yes?
Vince: Can you smoke and snort at the same time?
Capturer: I don't know. But how about we go and find out...
Vince: ...Sure! How can we do that?
Capturer: Heh heh! The answer is, um, right in my van...
Vince: ...Cool man!
Capturer: *opens van door* Alright! Come on! Get in! Don't be shy...
Vince: ...Okay! *stupidly gets in*
Capturer: Yeah. Good boy. Very good...
Capturer: Alright! Off we go then!
Vince: Yeah!
*van drives off*
Narrator: Little did Vince know, he stupidly walked into the Capturers trap. This is the beginning of stupid but very unfortunate events...