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Manifold was a hungry little alpha boy, he hugged Eleanor Neale from YouTube and kissed her goodnight then sneaked out of the house to go obtain waffle or whoppa for sustenance and because he wasn't sigma skibidi rizzler so he couldn't photosynthesis to make his own food like a sigma skibidi rizzler alpha would. he comes across a lemonade stand and asks them if they have garpes.
turns out the duck was James Marriott and he had grape and he started singing "DID NOBODY EVER TELL YOU GRAPES ARE BETTER IN SEPTEMBEEERRRRRRRRR" and he flew into the sunset singing grapes by james marriott. Jack manifold shurgged and laughed humorously; "ha. ah. ha. ah. classic james." he said and walked into the local waffle house.
he asked the hot sexy waiter lady whose name was juicyfruitsnacks and it turns out juicyfruitsnacks was actually dressing up as a woman and juicyfruitsnacks was actually the no no square guy and he started singing "no no don't touch me there this is my no no square" and no no squared all over the place.
Jamk manifold then obtained a waffle and sat down to enjoy it's yummy delicious tasty goodness. the all of a sudden kevin jonas from the jonas brotjers kicked open the door and said "I AM NOT THE FORGOTten JONAS BROTHER." and fuckimg shot javk manifold because one time jack asked what kevin jonas from the jonas brotjers did and that he forgor him and kevin jonas from the jonas brotjers got angy and shot him with his glock
Juicyfruitsnacks looked over at jack manifold and said "womp womp" and hit the giddy over his dead body. AverageHarry from twitch then teleported into the waffle house and becomes a furry "no, this isn't like you, kevin, look at me, this isn't you!" he said and then kevin jonas from the jonas brotjers and AverageHarry from twitch skipped happily like besties and Eleanor Neale from YouTube was left at home alone and she eventually got revenge.
"kevin jonas you are cancelled for murder" and she shot him like a badass and then kevin said "oh no i have been shot" and died the end.