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marilynshyde
mutant barista supremacy
inside you there are two wolves. one of them is ravaging villages and assaulting your roommate. the other one is sipping a matcha latte. they cannot coexist. which will win
#yall are reblogging this as if i don't mean it in the most literal way possible#is this something you really want to be affiliated with
genderbentlupin
it’s gonna be a summer wedding
literally so in love with her it’s consuming all my thoughts. if i die im coming back to haunt her and i’m gonna hide in her closet until she kisses the air
#sapphic#wlw#sapphiclove#my girlfriend is the bestest
wearealldraculasbitches
i’m horny for a herb guys
the sexual tension between me and garlic is becoming overpowering
#vampire life#not the fun olivia rodrigo kind though#enemies to lovers arc whennnn#i want some garlic toast
thesaviourdivina
siren stuff
so werewolves get to be level 4 furries, vampires get to rock cool sunglasses, ajax can turn people to stone, and i can… sing people songs? doesnt seem very fair ibr
#this is not the glee cast#i want a do over where i get to be a mutant#rather than an america's got talent candidate
wednesdayswritings
we’re going on a job hunt
being an author is getting old, and yet every other job i consider seems to involve talking to people. when does the nightmare end
#this is purely humour i love my job i would never quit#i don’t believe i could get a new job anyway#most places check your criminal record#and i have#ALLEGEDLY#committed some MINOR offences#so it really is writing or nothing#youre all stuck with me
theresasirensomewhere
NEW RECORD
just survived a trip to yoko’s apartment with only one kraft mac n cheese thrown at my tit!
#winning at life#will this girl ever run out of mac to throw at me#i fear not
artyartsyartist
how to draw a spider tutorial
new art tutorial linked below! for any aspiring artists who might want to learn how to draw a realistic spider. may or may not come to life 🤫
#art#art tutorial#artblr#horror#spiders#warning: may become real and if that happens may be fatally venomous
eugenebuzzes
important!!!
can whoever keeps anonymously sending me images of bees’ heads photoshopped onto naked womens’ bodies please stop?
#wednesday if this is you i'm going to lose it#i don't have a bee kink#ffs#important
beaniebaby
what’s really under there…
one of these days yall are gonna realise ive been lying about being a medusa and find out ive actually just got a reverse mohawk under this beanie
#real#truth#speaking my truth
#go ahead and pop that beanie back on type shit