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Monday 3/6/24. It was another normal day in the Hellenic Parliament. The members were screaming at each other and feeding lies to innocent people. As Mhtsotakhs was looking around, trying to find the delivery man who had his coffee he saw Tsipras, his worst enemy. Not even that bitch ass Turkish president could make him this angry. And not only was his presence annoying, the way he looked at Kerameos was pissing him off.
"Kerameos...my dream girl. My light. My world. My inspiration. My source of ecstasy. My πεύκο. My δωρητής ενέργειας. (I hope to οικογενειακές ιστορίες ref να είναι σωστό.) She's mine, MINE. How can he talk with her in front of me? And how can she look at him with those sweet eyes. They should only look at me." Mhtsotakhs thought. He saw his dear Kerameos, and that prince from Ariel rip off bastard chatting and giggling. His jealousy was unbearable. How could he make her giggle and chuckle like this? He never managed to make her smile at him, let alone laugh with his jokes.
Once he saw the delivery guy, he took his coffee, and headed towards Kerameos and Tripras. "Good morning" he said. Kerameos looked at him and replied "Good morning". Tsipras was hesitant to say good morning, but after a few seconds of looking at him annoying he said "Good morning." He knew that Mhtsotakhs liked Kerameos and he was planning to get with her for revenge. He would do anything to get him frustrated.
Tsipras said "Excuse me but we were having an important conversation here. Could you please leave us alone?". Mhtsotakhs got more jealous. How could that troll looking bastard tell him to leave? He didn't want to leave his angel Kerameos with him. "A conversation between a group of people is better. The more the merrier as they say." Mhtsotakhs replied. Tsipras started to get annoyed. "Listen malaka, I was talking to Kerameos get your ass back to your seat and leave us alone". After this Mhtsotakhs snapped. "Who dare you call a malaka?" he asked. Tsipras stood up and looked him dead in the eyes. "I called you a malakas".
After this the two men started fighting. Poor fragile Kerameos couldn't handle violence and she started crying. Once the two men heard her crying they both stopped fighting. "My Kerameos...no please, don't cry" Mhtsotakhs said. But it was too late. Kerameos was running towards the door, but as she was running away she tripped on the receipt of the delivery guy and she fell on the floor. Everyone started laughing at her, expect Mhtsotakhs of course. He was sad and... heartbroken. Kerameos started crying harder and she rushed out of the room.
Mhtsotakhs was flabbergasted. He slapped himself hard on the cheek, which caused Tsipras to laugh. "You're such a loser. I wonder why people voted for you." "I don't have time for this" Mhtsotakhs said as he walked outside of the room. But before he left, he bend down and catched the damned receipt that Kerameos tripped on. He was going to teach that receipt a lesson for making the love of his life embarrass herself and get emotionally hurt. As Mhtsotakhs bent down Tsipras could see his level 10 gyatt from his tight pants. That awoke something inside of him.
As Mhtsotakhs left the room, Tsipras was flustered. He didn't know what happened, but all he knew was that he needed to slap that gyatt as hard as possible and shove his dick inside Mhtsotakh's tight hole.
When Tsipras calmed down, he realised that what happened was his gay awakening. He slapped himself in the cheek and growled. "Grrr no...this can't be happening". Everyone in the room looked at him and thought that he was becoming a furry. They were expecting a werewolf transformation, but Tsipras left a low growl and left the room to find Mhtsotakhs.
As Tsipras was walking around he found Mhtsotakhs leaning on the wall. "What's wrong?" Tsipras asked. "Kerameos...she left. She said that she's in her villain arc and she stepped out of the building. I couldn't stop her..." Tsipras heart broke in pieces once he saw Mhtsotakh's sad face. "Bbg please don't be sad". Once Mhtsotakhs heard that he blushed. Bbg? It was his first time someone called him that. "Mhtsotakh Sama, please stop being sad, it hurts to see your pretty face like this". "Tsipra San..." Mhtsotakhs said while looking away shyly. It was the first time someone made him flustered. Tsipras couldn't hold back, he wanted to kiss Mhtsotakh's Sama juicy cherry lips.
Tsipras grabbed the cheeked of Mhtsotakh, which surprised him. "T-tsipra s-san, what a-are you d-doing?" he said as the blush on his rosy cheeks darkened. "Shh~ bbg, go with the flow". Tsipras pulled him closer and kissed him passionately. The kiss was intense. Tsipras was hungry for his senior's glossy red lips. Mhtsotakhs whimpered slightly through the kiss which caused Tsipras to kiss him harder. It was like he could only kiss him once in his life, and he had to take advantage of it.
As they were kissing Mhtsotakhs felt Tsipra's hard cock press against his crotch . "T-tsipra San..." He whimpered and said shyly. "Mhtsotakh...I need to breed you." "Breed me?!" Mhtsotakhs asked while his eyes widened. "Yes, and then I'll turn you into my housewife" Tsipras replied. The thought of carrying Tsipra's child, and getting filled by his hot thick and juicy cum turned him on. Once Tsipras felt his bbg's growing erection against his, he smirked and leaned towards Mhtsotakh's Sama ear. "Get ready to get cream pied" he said as he grabbed Mhtsotakh's ass. Mhtsotakhs squirmed and blushed.
Tsipras started kissing Mhtsotakhs passionately again while he started to take off his jacket. In response Mhtsotakhs took off Tsipra's jacket. They kept kissing as Tsipras was playing with Mhtsotakh's hard nipples that were sticking out through his shirt. This made Mhtsotakhs whimper.
Meanwhile the other members of the Hellenic parliament were shouting at each other. After a while they heard loud moans coming from the corridors. Once they realised the submissive and breedable moans were coming from Mhtsotakh, they all got hard and started fucking whatever they found in front them. Some were fucking chairs, while others were fucking tables. A huge orgy took place in the middle of the room.
On the other hand, Tsipras was fucking hard Mhtsotakhs. The noise of moans and claps of ass cheeks and balls was so loud it could cause an earthquake. "Get pregnant, get pregnant!!" Tsipras growled at Mhtsotakhs ear. Mhtsotakhs left a loud moan as he came, which caused Tsipra to let his big thick load of cum explode inside Mhtsotakh. "Now you carry my child kitten." Tsipras said as he pulled his cock out of Mhtsotakh's ass. He shivered as he felt Tsipra's sweet cum leak from his ass down to his legs. Tsipras smirked "Look at the mess you made Mhtsotakh Sama. You need to clean up, let me help you." As they were walking butt booty naked, one of the members of the parliament took a picture and posted it on twitter.
As Mhtsotakhs was washing up, Tsipras was scrolling through his social media. He saw a pic of him and Mhtsotakhs walking with their ass cheeks out, and his jaw dropped. His face turned pale, and sweat was running down his face. "What is it Tsipra San uwu?" he asked. Once he saw the pic his eyes got watery and he started crying. "Cutie pie no...my apple pie please don't cry..." he said as he hugged his precious twink politician. "Because of this, we won't be able to get into the outside world! What will we do?" Mhtsotakhs whined. Tsipras signed but replied confidently, "There's only one option." "We can say it's Photoshop!" Mhtsotakhs said. "No...double suicide" Tsipras replied. Mhtsotakhs didn't want to end his life the moment he found the real love of his life, but the determined look on Tsipra's face convinced him. They put on their Dora the explorer boxers, and walked towards the balcony to commit double suicide.
As they were walking, Tsipras felt a sudden pain on his chest. Once he looked down his chest he saw blood. He turned to look at Mhtsotakhs but before he could say anything he collapsed on the floor and died. "NOOOOO!!!" Mhtsotakhs screamed and fell on the floor holding his dead lover's body. "WHO DARED TO DO THIS?!?!" he screamed. The moment he turned around, he saw Kerameos and Erdogan. "It was me." Kerameos said and she kissed her pink Barbie gun. "HOW COULD YOU?? YOU MONSTER!!" Mhtsotakhs cried. "I told you I'm on my villain arc baby" she said and then she shot Mhtsotakhs in the head. Mhtsotakhs fell dead next to his beloved Tsipra's San body. They couldn't die together but they died next to each other.
"Let's blow this place up Edo" Kerameos said as they walked in the main room of the parliament. Once they walked inside, they saw the chaos in the main room. The rest of the members of the parliament made the place a whore house. People were fucking or getting fucked. Before they could see them, Erdogan placed a bomb in the room. Once Kerameos and Erdogan got out of the building, the place blew up. They made their bad ass cat walk while they were walking slowly away from the dirty gay whore house.
Kerameos smiled proudly at the blown Hellenic parliament, but before she was able to enjoy her victory she felt something sharp touching her back. Once she turned her head she saw Erdogan stabbing her back. He really was a back stabber. "This is for my fav greek twink, and for the delivery guy! I saw that you chopped off my guy's dick. THIS IS FOR YOU BROS. BROS FOR LIFE. BROS BEFORE HOES." He said as he took his pink hello kitty knife out of her back, and then he stabbed himself in the stomach.
Kerameos was shocked. Words couldn't express her feelings of betrayal and fabergastation. (I created that word.) She fell on the floor betrayed and died. Meanwhile Erdogan was looking around the crowd, as he spotted the delivery guy. "NOOOO ERDOGAN!!" he screamed while he ran at him, but it was too late. Erdogan fell on the ground as well and died. The delivery guy was overflown by emotions. He opened the pizza delivery box and took his gun out. Then he started shooting innocent people. He was running around in circles while shooting whatever we could find in front of him. Once he ran out of bullets he decided that this story had to end. He lay down on the floor, kissed Edorgan's lips, took the hello kitty knife out of his chest and stabbed himself in the neck. He hugged Edorgan's dead body and died in his lifeless arms.