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Denji flipped another page of his magazine, his eyes (and his dick) bulging at the sight of so many pretty women. His hand tugged at his zipper. He was about to reach for his goods when he was interrupted by rhythmic banging.
“HUR-RY UP, DEN-JI!” Power shouted from behind the wooden door. “LETS GET TO-SCHOOL!”
“Gah! Okay, okay, calm down,” Denji frantically zipped his jeans up and hid the magazine under the plumber. “I’m coming out!”
“Move it!” Power pushed past him and slammed the door shut. “EWWW! YOU DIDN’T FLUSH!”
“Denji, flush next time,” Aki sighed and turned off the stove he was in front of. “Can you finish Power’s veggies, or do you want an egg?”
“Umm…” Denji pondered between his two choices. “Both!”
“Okay, bacon too?” Aki used his spatula to pick up the meal off his frying pan. “Why’d I even ask? You’re gonna say yes anyways.”
“Thank you Aki!” Denji said his prayers and began scarfing down his food.
“Woah! We have forks. And slow down, you’re gonna choke.”
“Chill, Aki, I’m fine,” Denji coughed out.
“I have a test this morning, so I’ll be leaving now. I take it you and Power will be behaved?”
“Yea, yea, yea, I don’t need to hear your speech.”
“Don’t get into trouble- Power, hurry up I gotta go!” Aki clicked his tongue. “Shit, I’ll piss later. Bye guys!” He hastily tied his shoes and ruffled Denji’s hair. Aki slammed the door behind him.
“Have we washed our old clothes yet?” Power opened the bathroom door and squeezed Denji from behind.
“Nah, I was gonna ask Aki to do the load tonight. You need something?”
“I’m out of clean undies,” Power grinned at Denji and jumped up.
“Jesus, you say that now? Just take one of mine or Aki’s and hurry up! We really needa get to school!”
“B-but, I’m sick!” Power fake sneezed.
“Yeah, and my hands are made out of chainsaws.” Denji grabbed one of the paper bags Aki left them, and stuffed it into his bag.
“Fine, but I want ice cream!”
“Poochita! Meowy! We’re leaving!”
“Yoru! Asa! Wake up!”
“Ngh? What?” Asa groaned weakly and pushed Yoru’s leg off her. “Get off me.”
“Five more minutes, geezus,” Yoru rolled over and pulled the bedsheets with her. Asa kicked her sister and got out of bed.
“You’re going to be late for school, c’mon!” Fami yelled from the kitchen.
“I’m coming!”
“What about Yoru? You guys can’t be late again!”
“I wasn’t late, Yoru was!”
“Just hurry up!”
Asa ran out the door with a sandwich in her hands and backpack dangling off one shoulder. Yoru was later on pushed out the house by Fami.
“Inoue Yuki?”
“Present!”
“Tanaka Hiro?”
“Present!”
“Denji Hayawaka?
…
“Denji Hayawaka.” The teacher repeated.
“Present,” Denji replied under his breath, raising his hand.
“Ito Aoi?”
“Present!”
“That concludes the role-call. Please proceed to your next class.”
Denji, annoyed, strolled through the hallways. He had lunch really early which was pretty unfortunate for him because he ended school late.
“Dude look! That’s Power’s brother!” A boy shouted, laughing.
“Yooo! Hayawaka!” His friend called. They ran up to him and the first one hung his arm around Denji’s shoulder.
“Dude, you know your sister’s a total baddie right?”
“Yeah, what's with her stupid hair clips though?” The second one chortled.
“Do you guys not have parents to teach you manners?” Denji pushed his arm off his shoulder and angrily glared at them.
“Are you insulting my mom?” The first one looked ready to put his fists up when he was interrupted by a sweet voice..
“You seriously can’t be fighting in the hallway, are you?”
“Oh shit, it’s the boyfriend panther, run!”
The boys laughed and walked away, and Denji stared strangely at the girl in front of him. She was pretty darn cute, but she had a weird scar on her face.
“Names Yoru,” she extended her hand. “Want to be my boyfriend?”
Jesus, what a weirdo! I don’t even know her!
“Yea…” he muttered sheepishly.
“Okay, meet me at the gates after school,” she grinned and Denji’s heart accelerated.
Holy shit! I have a cute-ass girlfriend!
Denji grinned pervertedly. He was waiting by the gates, and he saw Aki talking with another woman.
Woah, whos that hottie? She has an eyepatch, but damn, those knockers are huge!
Denji’s attention adverted to his new girlfriend, who seemed to be walking away.
Hey! She’s standing me up?!
“Hey! Boyfriend hunter! Where ya going?”
“Huh?” She jumped when Denji grabbed her by the shoulders. “Boyfriend hunter? Are you serious?”
Denji pulled her aside to the bushes.
“What kind of name is boyfriend hunter, Do you seriously have no manners?”
“You know, you should really be more familiar with your nicknames especially if it’s boyfriend hunter!”
“What are you talking about?!”?!”
“You asked me out fourth period!”
“No I didn’t!” Asa scoffed. “Why would I ask someone like you out?”
“Someone like me? Cuz I’m cool as fuck!”
“Are you talking about my sister?” Asa pulled away and studied Denji’s face. He wasn’t bad looking, but someone desperate enough to date Yoru would be a weirdo.
“Who?”
“Yoru Mitaka. She’s my twin but she has a birth defect on her face.”
“Shit, really? You guys look so alike!” Denji stared at Asa. She was a lot cuter without a scar.
“Yeah, well, Yoru got suspended.”
“WHAT?!”
“Yeah, apparently a lot of boys and girls have filed a bunch of complaints against her because she would constantly ask all the guys out ‘to make them weapons,’” Asa shrugged and turned back to Denji. “I can’t believe you actually said yes to her!”
“Well…she seemed…nice,” Denji sheepishly mumbled. “Well, now I don’t have a date anymore.”
“I really don’t know what you want me to say to that,” Asa rolled her eyes.
“Well, since your sister stood me up…..can I have your number?”