Work Text:
Once upon a time, there was a wolf named Shigaraki, who was extremely hungry. He wore a plaid red and black shirt with blue jeans, wolf ears and a wolf tail. “My oh, I sure am hungry.” said Mr. Shigaraki, “I could eat a whole village at this point. But I have already done that with the boy who cried wolf’s (Izuku if he could remember correctly) village, so now I shall go to grandpa All Might’s home and eat him and little Red Katsuki! Now what a good plan.” thought Shigaraki, he started walking through the woods to grandfather All Might’s home. Once he had finally arrived, he rudely knocked on the little raspberry red and blueberry door.
Grandpa All Might answered, “Hello???” But as he saw who was standing at his door he shrieked. “Shigaraki, my boy, please, oh please leave me be, Shigaraki, I shall do anything to be left alone!” Grandpa All Might cried, Shigaraki only sneered in response.
“Let me in and we shall see what type of deal we may make.” proclaimed Shigaraki, All Might nodded eagerly, stepping back to let Shigaraki in. He showed him to the living room. There were two Banana Yellow couches, a blue colored loveseat and in front of it was a dark red coffee table, it had two All Might themed teacups. “Now that deal, what do you propose, old man?” questioned Shigaraki.
“Why don't you eat my grandchild, Katsuki, instead?” All Might suggested, once seeing the scowl on Shigaraki's face, he nervously continued. “He is young so he shall taste much more delicious.” The old man begged.
Shigaraki smiled, “What a nasty old bloke you are.” All Might stiffened, “But I shall agree,” He let out a sigh, Shigaraki took a step closer to the basically 3000-year-old man. “But... we never agreed that I can't still eat you, ALL MIGHT!” All Might let out one last scream as Shigaraki ate him in one big bite with his razor-sharp teeth. “Oh, how delicious!” Said Shigaraki but he was still too hungry to go home, he must wait for Red Katsuki, but! Katsuki will run the moment he sees him. Before Shigaraki could think of what he was doing, he already found himself in Grandpa All Might's room. He gasped as an idea came to him, he realized what he should do. He ran to All Might’s closet, he grabbed one of his ugly red, blue, and yellow suits that looked like some kind of Lays chip bag, He put it on, afterwards, he went to go sit down in All Might’s blue loveseat waiting for Katsuki to get home.
Boom, boom, BOOM, the sound came from the mine as they blew more and more of it up.
There was a 15-year-old boy not too far away from the mine, he wore a orange shirt with a red cloak that matched his eyes, black boots, and a basket with a green bow on the handle, that stupid Deku put on it.
“Woah,” Said Katsuki, “That was quite the big one!” Katsuki sighed he wished it were bigger. You know what they say, the bigger the better. Shifting the basket in his hand. It was quite heavy for a 15-year-old, but oh well. It wasn't grandpa All Might's fault he was so, so, so, so, so, old. He was certainly friends with the dinosaurs, just like that rude old wolf grandpa All Might use to tell him about, All For One, he believes.
BANG! The sound brought him back from his daydream he hadn’t realized he had entered, god he was turning into the damn nerd. Know that sounded scary.
“Oh my,” cried Katsuki, “Why are they so dumb?” Turning to look at the mine’s entrance, Katsuki’s eyes widened, before he smirked. “TNT!? Now why would leave such a thing outside, what if one of those stupid League of Wolves got ahold of them, fucking stupid extras!” He stared for a few seconds longer before turning his head to look at a sign on the gate. “Beware of the big bad wolves!” he read aloud.
“Oh damn, that sounds like a problem, maybe they shouldn't leave fucking TNT outside!” Looking back at the TNT he smirked even wider. “But that's ok, I have a solution to save these damn extras.”
“Knock, knock, grandpa All Might, you stupid old geezer, I’m home!” Katsuki yelled, making sure the old gaffer heard him.
“Oh, my dearie, come to me!” Shigaraki replied, Katsuki walked over before gagging in disgust at the ugly hairier version of his grandfather. Did this asshole really think he was that dumb?
“What big ears you have, grandpa.” Katsuki said, voice full of sarcasm.
“All the better to hear you with.” Shigaraki answered with a smirk.
“What big eyes you have?” Katsuki decided to humor the dumbass.
“All the better to see you with.” The bastard replied to him.
“What a big nose you have.” Katsuki wondered if it was possible he was dumber than Pikachu and raccoon eyes.
“All the better to smell you with.” Shigaraki’s smile grew larger in size as he believed Katsuki was truly falling for his act.
“Why grandpa, what big teeth you have, have you gone to the dentist lately. Also, your breath smells like shit, god damn do you not brush your teeth?” Red questioned.
Shigaraki scowled with annoyance at the loud blonde's rude words. He sighed before deciding he was done playing games with this brat. “ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH!” Howled Shigaraki.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed Katsuki sarcastically, he jumped up, running around the living room into the kitchen. Shigaraki followed the old suit coming off as he ran after him.
“I’m going to eat you, brat!” Laughed Shigaraki.
“Not if I get you first!” Remarked Katsuki, holding a match in one hand and TNT in the other. “DIE!!!” He gigged as he threw it at Shigaraki.
BOOM, the explosion was as loud as a train. Katsuki walked away from the blowen up house with a smirk on her face. “Bye bye, Mr. Wolf. I must go home.”