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"The grand re-opening of the historical castle turned hotel, Hotel Transylvania has encouraged many new types of guests to stay, sources say profits margins have began to increase tenfold and Transylvania hasn't been this popular since the Dark Ages. The owner creates a welcoming atmosphere with both human and monster staff, the hotel is accessi-"
Gru ends the transmission, he scowls, 'This B.C.E. B.S. is really curdling my cream, what super-villian wants to be holed up in some stinky castle?'.
Lucy, looks up from her book and smiles, 'Maybe a mummy or Frankenstein,' she furrows her brow, "or even...Count Dracula.".
Gru blankly stares back, and laughs, 'Yeah maybe...'
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