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Chef is in prison, seen with a contract in hand and walking with a prison guard, likely visiting Chris.
"I'm innocent! I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!" We see the Killer from TDI, with an old man who had one scarred eye, making... kissy faces at Chef?
"The Crusty Cockroaches have a big lead over the Soiled Stinkbugs!" We hear Chris off-screen.
"Cram it McLean!" The killer maniacally laughed. They finally reached Chris, who was in a prison cell.
"Ooh! Lightning slips past Duncan! The heat is on! Yeah, look at that, that's what I'm talking about!" Chris cheered. Chef walked up to the cell.
"Well well well, look who came to visit me after a whole year." Chris glared.
"Come on. You finished your sentence for dumping toxic waste." Chef said.
"Whatever. Think I'll stay right here! Got everything I need! Including, Chef 2.0! I made him from a cashew!" Chris said as he held up the spectactle that is Chef 2.0
"We have got to send you to therapy." Chef mumbled, as he handed the contract he was holding. "What's this?"
"Your contract. The producers have greenlit another season. Just no mutants or extremely dangerous challenges. You in?"
"It is on!" Chris smirked.
-Theme Song-
"I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!"
Heather and Alejandro, Justin and Anne Maria, are fighting over a chest. The chests opened to reveal Cameron and Tyler who were inside. In the background, a shark is chasing a screaming Scott. Dawn is holding on the shark's fin, trying to calm it down.
"I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!"
8 more contestants are shown, who are fighting with poles.
Lightning obliterates Gwen.
Leshawna beats Duncan in a heartbeat.
Courtney struggled, but manages to beat Owen.
Jo and Brick fight, who are both determined to win.
*Whistling*
Mike and Zoey are about to kiss, but are stopped by Noah and Sierra. Noah has his iconic sunglasses and headpiece when he was an assistant, Sierra is the same as she always is, just with a headpiece. Sierra takes a photo of Mike and Zoey about to kiss, earning a head smack from Noah. The camera pans out to show the entire cast, sitting around a campfire. "Total Drama All Stars" is engraved on the wooden sign.
"Welcome to Total Drama All-Stars! After my involuntary year-long "vacation" and a bit of therapy, I really need to be in an enviroment surrounded by the people I love. To humiliate!" He chuckled. "So I'm bringing back 18 Total Drama to battle it out in the most serious, greatest season of Total Drama. Ever! With a staggering 3 million dollar prize! I had to convince them somehow." Chris said as the Drama Machine opened a case with said 3 million dollars. "And here they are now! From Revenge of the Island.. Say hello to.." Chef walked out of the helicopter and started to push out contestants off it.
"Metal Hair Owner, Anne Maria!"
"I ain't losing due to a phony diamond this time around!" She declared.
"Soldier with a bladder issue, Brick McArthur!"
"Does that HAVE to be my intro?" Brick said.
"Bubble boy brainiac, Cameron!"
"This is highly illogicAAL-" Cameron yelled as he got fell off the helicopter.
"Creepy moonchild, Dawn!" Chef was supposed to come out with Dawn, but she was no where to be seen.
"What? Where is she- AH!" Chris screamed, as Dawn was next to him. "Dude, stop taking shortcuts while I'm doing my epic intro!" He glared, Dawn merely nodded.
"Bossy Bruiser Jo! Who dominated until her underling turned on her!" Jo got out of Chef's hold. "You're a dead man McLean!" She said angrily. Chef saw this as an opportunity to push her off.
"Athletic non-supporter, Lightning!"
"You call that a dive? Watch this! Sha-AURGH!" Lightning yelled out in pain as Chef kicked him in the butt.
"Multiple Mike! Aka Chester, Svetlana, Veto and Manitoba!" Mike switched into these personalities while he was falling.
"Challenge throwing dirt farmer, Scott!" Scott was holding on to Chef"s leg, so Chef merely grabbed him and threw him off.
"Mike's crush pushover turned powerhouse, Zoey!"
"Pushover?!?" Zoey asked while she dived.
"And from our original cast.."
"Cranky know-it all C.I.T. Courtney!"
"This is not in my contract!" Courtney said as she was dropped by Chef.
"Broody Bad Boy Duncan!"
"Bring it on!"
"Courtney's bestie turned boyfriend stealer, Gwen!"
"I'm not even gonna try to argue with you Chris." Gwen said as she was dropped by Chef.
"Devious Diva, Heather!"
"I hate Chris!" Heather yelled while she was falling.
"Professional Male Model, Justin!"
"I should'nt have come back to this show!" He yelled while falling.
"The Girl with a lot to say, Leshawna!"
"Watch out, this is my season!" Leshawna cheered.
"Lovable eating machine, Owen!" Owen chuckled.
"Yeah, let's do this!" Owen said as he fell, making a big splash when he reached the water, making everyone near him scream. Chris chuckled.
"Not so Lovable jock, Tyler!"
"Aye man, what's that supposed to mean!" Tyler glared.
"And finally, Noah and Sierra, who are going to be my assistants this season!" Chef was holding Noah and Sierra, who were hugging each other in fear.
"This wasn't in our contract!" Noah yelled.
"Hmm, I was kind of hoping for a bigger splash to end off this intro segment.
"Welp, that's not good." Chef said as he lost control of the helicopter, diving in to the lake, causing a big splash. The helicopter crashed into who knows where.
"That.. works I guess." Chris said.
Cut to everyone, who reached it to shore.
"Greetings, old friends!" Chris smiled.
"I am not your friend!" Heather glared.
"Aww, does someone miss her little boyfriend?" Courtney smirked.
"Who? Alejandro? As if!" Heather pushed Courtney. "I'm glad he isn't back that handsome jerk."
"Ya owe me money for my dry cleaning!" Anne Maria glared at Chris.
"I don't think so. New contracts." Chris chuckled. Anne Maria looked over to Noah, who simply shrugged. "Can't do anything about it."
"This is why you're my favourite, Noah." Chris smirked.
"Unfairly eliminating me in London says otherwise." Noah glared. The Drama Machine beeped. "No, I'm not mad at you." He sighed.
Confessional: Anne Maria
The confessional looks way more clean and is made of more durable wood.
"Can someone remind me why the hell I came back here again?" She sighed. "Huh, this confessional is a lot nicer."
"In fact! We've got a lot of big changes for this season! For one, the island is now 100%, toxic waste free!" Dawn sighed in relief. "I've also upgraded your accomodations." The Drama Machine pulled over a TV. "This season, the losers still have to sleep in a cabin. It,s been cleaned, don't worry." Everyone was surprised by this. "The winners get to stay in the all-new, eco-friendly McLean Spa Hotel! Complete with a butler and a hot tub. And! 24-hour masseuse." Everybody cheered at the announcement. "And in honor of your all-star status, I'm deviding you into teams based on your past perfomances. Winners Vs Underdogs!"
Confessional: Lightning
"I'll be on the winners team, obviously! I'll name it Team Lightning. Or uh uh, Team Lightning Strike!" A tv entered the confessional. "You know you've tried to name the teams before, right? And these were the exact names you came up with?" Chris deadpanned.
"Nuh-uh, this is completely different!"
Confessional: Gwen
"Team Winners vs Underdogs? Well, I haven't really done well these past seasons.. so.." Gwen shrugged. "I'm probably gonna be on team Underdogs. Duncan however? I doubt it. Well, this is a good way to start the season." She rolled her eyes.
"Cameron, Duncan, Heather, Jo, Lightning, Owen, Scott and Zoey. From now on, you're on the Victorious Vultures!" Their teams icon was a red vulture.
"Sha-Team!" Lightning cheered.
"Oh no! Mike!" Zoey frowned.
"It's fine, I'll take care of myself!" Mike smiled.
"Seems like we aren't on the same team, Gwen." Duncan frowned. "Welp, see you later..?" Gwen nodded. Courtney, surprisingly, didn't care about this.
Confessional: Duncan
"Aw man, the entire reason I came back was for Gwen! And we aren't even on the same team. This sucks."
Confessional: Courtney
"What? It's been 1 and a half year. I can get over things you know. What they did was still messed up, Duncan could've talked to me first, but I'm not gonna hold a grduge forever." Courtney shrugged.
Confessional: Cameron
"I hoped Zoey, Mike and I would have been on the same team, but I guess not. I just gotta stay under the radar, just like last season! It's just gonna be slightly harder now that I'm a finalist of a previous season." Cameron gulped.
"Anne Maria, Brick, Courtney, Dawn, Gwen, Justin, Leshawna, Mike and Tyler! You're the Underdog Urchins!" Their icon was a black urchin.
"Underdog... Urchins?" Brick repeated, confused.
"Hey, Sierra came up with the names, blame her." Chris pointed to Sierra. "How is this my fault!?"
"Wait a minute, they have nine people to our eight, no fair!" Jo complained.
"I needed the seats on the plane for Sierra and Noah!" Chris shrugged. Jo glared at him. Chris frowned. "Fine, you can have the robot!" Sierra and Noah pushed the Drama Machine to the Victorious Vultures.
"I thought your robot could talk?" Scott raised an eyebrow.
"Communication chip cracked yesterday, not much we can do about it." Sierra shrugged.
The Drama Machine took a particular liking to Heather, who glared at it. "Keep your distance, toaster!"
Confessional: Heather
"There is something about that robot I do not like." Heather crossed her arms.
"This year's challenges are all nod to classics from the past! But, there are some new twists! Sierra and Noah came up with them, so if you have any complaints, they are at fault. This will be the hardest Total Drama Season, ever! You are the best of the best, after all! Well, most of you anyways." Chris looked at Tyler. "Hey! What's with you and bullying me today!?" Tyler asked angrily.
"Your first challenge: Find the key to the spa hotel! And you'll do it in an homage to Total Drama's first ever challenge! Cliff diving into water, infested with sharks!" Scott gulped.
Confessional: Scott
He was curled up into a ball. "Okay, so maybe I have a phobia of Sh-Sharks. Can you blame me?!?"
"Once you dive into the water, try to land on the safe zone to snag a key without getting eaten by sharks. And choose wisely! Only one of those suckers is the real deal! Once you reach dry land, a teammate will drive you to the hotel in one of the baby carriages from season three's "Race Through Central Park!" First team to unlock the spa door wins! But, don't worry. Since this is the first ever challenge of Total Drama All Stars, this challenge is a non-elimination!" Everyone cheered. "Meet me at the base of the cliff in 1 hour. Noah, Sierra, you're in charge of the teams!" Chris drove off.
"Alright, then." Noah sighed. "I'll take Victorious Vultures, you take Underdog Urchins. I can't believe you came up with such names.." Noah shook his head in disappointment. "You come up with the names next time then!" Sierra said. "Fine!" He turned over to Victorious Vultures. "Follow me, I'll take you to the bathrooms." Noah said as the team followed him.
"Hey guys! Okay so, just follow me, and we'll get you all changed into your swimsuits!" Sierra said excitedly. The team all looked amused and followed her.
Cut to the Victorious Vultures.
"I said keep away from me!" Heather glared at the Drama Machine."Woohoo! I can't believe you're here, little buddy!" Owen cheered as he grabbed Noah into a bear hug.
"...Great to see you too Owen." Noah managed to choke out. Jo looked at them with interest.
Confessional: Jo
"Seems like that blonde guy knows the assistant pretty well. I could use that to my advantage to learn about later challenges."
Cut to Underdog Urchins.
"I'm surprised Chris didn't blow us up in the intro or something. All we had to survive was a little splash!" Leshawna smirked.
"Indeed! His aura has lost a bit of black. He still likes torturing us, but more mentally instead of physically. That's an improvement over last season!" Dawn smiled.
"I preferred him last season, where he didn't talk about my bladder issues." Brick frowned.
"Your dad didn't pay attention to you as a kid much, did he?" Dawn asked. Brick's eyes widened.
Confessional: Brick
"Have I ever told you about how creepy Dawn is? Well now I am!" Brick said, curled up in a ball.
"So, Sierra, how come Cody isn't here?" Justin asked.
"Oh, he said he didn't want to participate in this season, which I totally get! I'm here working and updating him on what's going on!" Sierra pulled out her phone.
Confessional: Justin
"I need to have a good relationship with Sierra. That way, she trusts me more. And that way, she tells me more about the challenges." Justin smirked.
Confessional: Sierra
"Now that I have finally accepted Cody as my best friend, which is honestly so much better, we've gotten way more close! It's nice to get to know a person when you aren't constantly stalking him!" Sierra smiled, like what she said was completely normal.
Cut back to the Victorious Vultures, where Heather pushed Jo out of the way.
"Watch it, Old Heather!" Jo glared.
"You watch it, newbie!"
"Come on guys! We're a team! Don't argue!" Owen said.
"Lightning agrees! If we don't play as a team, we lose way more easier!" Everyone looked at Lightning, baffled.
Confessional: Duncan
"Does he not know how to speak basic English?" Duncan said, confused.
Confessional: Noah & Sierra.
"I just realised something." Noah frowned.
"What?"
"We put most of the villains on Victorious Vultures."
"What do you mea- Oh...." Sierra's eyes widened. Noah sighed. "And after we tried so hard to avoid Heroes vs Villains.."
Cut to the Underdog Urchins.
Confessional: Gwen
"Okay, I'm going for it."
"Hey, Courtney?" Gwen said.
"Hmm? Oh. Hey Gwen. How's.. Duncan?" Courtney frowned.
"He's fine. But what about you? Can we.. talk?" Gwen asked.
"Of course we can! But uh, after the challenge, okay?" Courtney smiled.
Confessional: Gwen
"That went way better than I was expecting."
Confessional: Courtney
"She wants to talk to me? That's great! As much as I want to, I can't hate Gwen. She was such an amazing friend and it's sad that we broke apart due to what happened. Honestly, Duncan and I were such a mess. We need to talk as well. I'm making a new list! Okay.. so sorting things out with Duncan and Gwen is number two on the list... and number one is winning the three million dollars."
"Hey Mike, you okay? You've been silent the entire time." Brick asked.
"Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. Just sad that I'm not with Zoey is all." Mike frowned.
"If you're worried about getting eliminated early, don't. Never fear, cadet! Your different personalities are sure to be a valuable asset to us!" Brick smiled.
"Thanks Br-" Mike started coughing. He looked over to see Anne Maria using her iconic hairspray.
"Hmm? Oh sorry, did I ruin ya conversation or somethin'?" Anne Maria asked. Brick and Mike merely looked at her.
Confessional: Anne Maria
"Okay, maybe I shouldn't use the hairspray so often, but can ya blame me? I need to keep my poof perfect!" Anne Maria said as he sprayed some more.
Confessional: Sierra & Noah
"I can't believe this works and the fact that you thought of this and tested it out." Noah said, as Sierra was using a handheld vaccuum to soak up the huge amount of hairspray that was still in the confessional.
Cut to the shore, where everyone was in their swimsuits.
"Greetings, All Stars!" Chris smiled, while he was in his jetpack. The amount of smoke made everyone start coughing.
"Here are your carriages. Blood red for the Vultures, and well... black for the Urchins!"
"That's still a dumb name, uh.. no offense Sierra." Brick said.
"None taken."
"Let me finish, please! You've got thirty seconds to pick your carriage drivers. Starting now!"
"I'll drive!" Scott declared.
"No, I'll drive!" Jo said.
"Sha-Please! You're the slowest go-kart driver ever!" Lightning said to Jo.
"But I'm also the shopping cart racing circuit champion!"
Confessional: Jo
"No I'm not. I just said that because-"
Confessional: Lightning
"Gotta respect championship status. Jo drives."
Lightning carried Scott. "Oh come on!" he complained.
"Jo, wouldn't you make a better diver?" Duncan asked.
"Nobody tells me what to do Dun-can't! And don't even think of trying to kiss me!" Jo glared, this caused an unexpected reaction from Duncan.
"Hah! Good one!" Duncan laughed.
"Thanks...?"
Confessional: Jo
"He might be a bitch for cheating on someone, but I gotta respect him. Someone finally appreciating my killer zingers!"
"10 seconds!"
"I'll do it-" Brick was about to offer.
"I'll drive! To the extreme!" Tyler cheered.
"Okay, everyone but Jo and Tyler, up the cliff you go!"
Cut to said cliff.
Scott looked down the cliff to make sure Fang wasn't there. To his shock and some-what relief, they were just normal sharks. Until he realised, there were sharks. "Uh oh."
"Who's the best key spotter? And who's dead in the shark infested water? Not them, that's for sure! Find out when we return on Total! Drama! All-Stars!"
"Places people! It's diving time!"
"After you, I insist!" Scott pushed Owen over.
"One diver per team at a time. The next diver has to wait until their team's carriage returns. Ready? Set?"
Noah used a blow horn.
"Lightning Strike!" Lightning said as he dived into the safe zone.
"Uh, who's going for our tea-" Before Brick can finish, Justin dived, shocking the gen 1 competitors of their team.
Confessional: Leshawna
"Since when does pretty boy actually participate in challenges?!"
Confessional: Justin
"Remember how I said Action was my season? I lied. This, this is my season folks. And I'm not holding back."
"Sha-Score!" Lightning yelled as he jumped into Jo's cart.
"Yes!" Jo cheered and started to move.
"And the villains take the lead!" Chris announced.
Justin also got a key and jumped into Tyler's cart. "Go, go!" Tyler complied and started running.
Cut to Jo and Lightning.
"Listen, you don't like me. And I really don't like you." Jo glared.
"What's not to like?" Lightning asked as he started kissing his biceps.
"You're kidding right? Point is, we're the strongest members of our team. Agreed to stay out of eachother's way until the teams merge?"
"Cool. But then it's every champ for himself. Starting with number one, and that's me!"
"Yeah.. yeah.."
Confessional: Jo
"I'll admit, I'll keep Sha-Jock around for a little longer. His strength could come in handy in later challenges. But the moment the teams merge, I'm voting him out the first chance I get.
Cut to Justin and Tyler.
"Listen, here Tyler. From the gen 1 cast here, we're the ones that have done the worst out of everyone, am I correct?" Tyler sighed.
"Yeah?"
"So I think, it's in our best interest, to be in an alliance together! What do you say?" Justin smirked.
"Uh.."
Confessional: Tyler
"I was roped into Alejandro's alliance and was played for a fool. I'm not falling for a trick like that again!"
"Sure!" Tyler said.
Confessional: Tyler
He facepalmed.
Cut to Brigh-I mean Lightning and Jo.
"Come on key! Get in the lock!" Lightning said angrily.
"It doesn't fit, because it's the wrong key, Brightning!" Jo crossed her arms. They go back.
Tyler and Justin also reached the hotel. Justin put in the key, but to no avail.
"Ugh, wrong key!" Justin said.
"Maybe they left a window open?" Tyler asked, making Justin laugh.
"Nice one man, let's get going."
Confessional: Tyler
"How do I tell him that I was genuinely asking?"
Cut to Duncan and Owen, who were waiting for Jo.
"Hey, where's Noah and Sierra? They were here a minute ago! I need my coffee!" Chris complained.
Cut to Sierra and Noah, who were in the spa hotel, playing... Go fish?
"We probably should'nt have let the window open." Sierra said.
"Meh, whatever. You got any fives?" Noah asked.
"...Fuck."
"Hey big guy, how about we work together? You know, for old times sake?" Duncan smirked.
"Of course, Dunc!" He grabbed Duncan and hugged him, breaking his back. "Of.. course.." he coughed.
Confessional: Duncan
"That was painful. Now I know how Noah feels every time he gets hugged. Surprised he still lets Owen do so."
"Here comes Jo!" Duncan walked over to Gwen. "How about a kiss for good luck?" Duncan smiled. Gwen rolled her eyes and kissed him. "Alright, let's do this!" He dived and hit the safe zone, grabbing a key and getting into Jo's cart. "Let's roll!" They left, just as Tyler and Justin came back.
"I'll go!" Leshawna went and dived and hit the safe zone, grabbing a key.
"Good luck, Leshawna!" Justin smiled, Leshawna simply raised her eyebrow.
Confessional: Leshawna
"Pretty boy is definetely up to something. I'm keeping an eye on him.
"Listen up, shortpants! I'm in charge! Get in my way, and I'll make your life a walking nightmare." Jo threatened.
"Hah! Trust me, I don't want to be in charge. But feel free to knock yourself out trying."
"Really?"
"Yeah, really."
"Well, If we're out here helping eachother, hear me out. You better make things up with Courtney, if you both make it to merge, she'll make it her life goal to vote you out." Duncan thought about this.
Confessional: Jo
"I really don't care if Duncan gets eliminated. Well maybe a little. But the main reason I told him this is to give him a reason to vote with me whenever i need him." She smirked.
Confessional: Duncan
"I know she's trying to mess with me, but she's got a point. I need to talk things out with Courtney, and not only from a strategical point of view! She may have been controlling and a maniac after Island, but she still showed her love in a way! Maybe we could still be friends after all this mess."
Cut to Duncan trying to put the key in.
"No go, it's a dud." Duncan said.
"Way to pick the right key, Dud-can!" Jo glared.
"You're on fire today." Duncan smirked.
Confessional: Jo
"Okay, I hope Duncan doesn't get eliminated. He's just feeding my ego more at this point at this point."
Cut to Leshawna and Tyler, who made it to the hotel.
"Ah, it's too small!" Leshawna said. "Back we go!"
"This is getting tiring.." Tyler started sweating.
Cut to Zoey, who saw Jo coming. "There they are!" She kissed Mike on the cheek. "Wish me luck!" Mike, like the lovey dovey idiot (idiot is said here with much love), also fell when Courtney was prepared to dive next. Luckily for him, Tyler and Leshawna had made it back.
Zoey made it to the safe zone and grabbed a key. So did Mike.
"And the teams are neck and neck! Okay seriously, where are those two?" Chris asked.
Cut back to Sierra and Noah, who are now playing connect 4.
"Do you think Chris needs us?" Sierra asked.
"If he wanted us, he'd call us through our head pieces. By the way, you lost." Noah pointed to his diagonal.
"Goddamn it."
"Hurry!" Zoey said.
"You think I don't know that?" Jo said angrily.
"It's all yours, sugar!" Leshawna smiled, and Mike hopped on the carriage. By this point, Tyler was completely exhausted.
Confessional: Tyler
"Maybe.. it wasn't the best idea to drive.. At least it's a non elimination this challenge.."
Cut to Zoey and Jo, where Zoey tried to put in the key, but didn't work.
"Dang it!" Zoey exclaimed.
"How hard is it to pick the right goddamn key?!" Jo asked, who was starting to get a little tired herself.
"Maybe you should've been a diver." Zoey glared.
Cut to Tyler and Mike, who made it as well. "Nope, back we go." Tyler sighed.
Confessional: Tyler
"Lindsay, I'm so glad you stayed home, I wouldn't want you to endure this." He smiled.
"I'll go!" Brick said and jumped.
"Finally!" Heather jumped and screamed. They both made it into the safe zone and grabbed a key.
"Go, go!" Heather ordered.
"Come on, cadet, you can do it!" Brick encouraged Tyler, who simply sighed again and started driving.
Cut back to Jo.
"I haven't been this tired since I ran that septathlon." Jo said.
"It doesn't fit! Come on!" Heather said.
Cut to Brick and Tyler, where Tyler is close to passing out. "It doesn't fit! Come on cad-" Brick stopped himself when he saw Tyler close to collapsing. He smiled and put Tyler on the carriage and started driving.
Cut to Duncan, Lightning, Scott and the Drama Machine, where Scott was trying his hardest to not go next.
"Come on man, it's your turn." Duncan crossed his arms.
"No! You can't make me!" Scott said, holding onto a big rock.
"Oh yes I can!" Lightning said, trying to pull him out.
"Why can't Owen or Cameron go?!" Scott asked.
"Owen would be impossible to carry, and Cameron is too weak, so go!" Duncan glared.
"Here comes.. Brick?" Courtney asked.
"I mean, there never was a rule that stated you can't switch drivers, so I'll allow it!" Chris smirked.
"What?!?!" Jo exclaimed.
Confessional: Jo
"You mean I did all that work when someone else could have taken my place a little while ago? And now there's honestly no point in switching! I hate you, McLame!" Jo glared at the camera.
"I'll dive!" Courtney said as she jumped and reached the safe zone, grabbing a key.
"Excellent work, soldier! Let's go!" Brick said.
"And the Urchins take the lead for the first time in this challenge!"
"Come on man, you have to dive! It's either you and the robot and I'm pretty sure the robot isn't waterproof!" Duncan said.
"Yeah but it's shark-proof!" Scott replied.
"Dive!" Cameron, Lightning, Duncan and Owen said simeutanously. Lightning finally managed to grab him off, but knocking the Drama Machine over the cliff in the process. The Drama Machine makes a beep that can basically be intrepreted as an "Oh no." The five guys (not the restaurant) watched and winced as the Drama Machine went down.
"So long and good riddance." Heather smirked.
The Drama Machine went underwater, and the sharks tried biting it. But it exploded and revealed... Alejandro Burrosmuertos?!?! He smirked and winked at the camera, shocking every gen 1 contestants, mainly Heather.
Confessional: Alejandro
"Ugh, it's been a day and I forgot that I looked like this. Oh, that probably sounds confusing, huh? Basically, the moment I got crisped in that volcano, Chris immediately took me to the hospital to heal. I turned out fine, but Chris told me I had to do this bit to shock the audience. So, yesterday I got called here and a makeup crew did this to me, to make it seem like I've been stuck in that robot suit for a year. Enough story telling, it's time to write a new chapter in Alejandro's Burromuerto's book, and this time it is about his victory!" He smirked.
Alejandro landed on Jo's cart and had a key, making the Vultures cheer.
Cut to Brick and Courtney, who were going back after the key didn't work. Jo and Alejandro walked past them, making Courtney gasp.
"Alejandro? When did you get here? And why do you look like... that?"
"Silly Courtney, I was here the whole time!" Alejandro said as he finally opened the door with his key.
"¡Y ese es el juego!" Alejandro smiled.
"Yes!" Jo cheered.
"The door is open! The Vultures win!" Brick and Courtney sigh.
"And that's the first episode! If you're sad about no one going, don't worry, I feel the same. Who will be the first boot in this season? Find out next time on Total! Drama! All Stars!" Chris signed off the episode. "Okay, I really need that coffee, where's Sierra and Noah?"