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Call this whatever you want. Troll, ragebait, yap, coping, anything, I love it. Now with that said,
I should get some things out of the way.
This is how I feel exclusively. I don't know what other proshippers think, I don't know how their brain works. So, this is ONLY what I think about this and drama.
I think that this is really funny.
First, the "coping mechanism" bit.
I dunno about you, but I don't think that's a real reason to write proshipping fanfics. If any of you normal readers out there get told this by a proshipper, it's bullshit. The term "coping mechanism" sounds really funny to me especially in a juxtaposition with this, naturally I've always dismissed it as an excuse.
Wanna know why I write?
Because it's fun, I genuinely enjoy writing, and it's funny to see people get mad. Oh no I'm such a horrible person, man I shouldn't even write, I should just go kill myself because I got told to do so by a teenager on ao3.
Boo hoo.
onto the reactions.
I'm sure most proshippers probably couldn't give a fuck whether you find it disturbing or not. But, me personally,
I've kinda developed a masochistic view to this.
I enjoy when people call me slurs, scream at me their insults, give me threats, tell me to kill myself, and all that kind of stuff. Except I like it. It's so funny seeing them trying to insult me or make me mad, I always just imagine a keyboard warrior slouching in front of his computor or someone typing on her phone in bed at 2 am. To think that it's all real people is amazing. To be honest, I don't even know why I like it. Maybe it's funny I guess? I dunno.
that was really edgy lol but i promise you that's really how i feel
Anyway, another thing is how proshippers feel mentally and emotionally.
I'll be honest, I'm chilling right now. Summer break, I get to go to the beach with my friends, write this stuff, work a part time job. I love this.
Others? I dunno. Some might be going through bad times, some might be even better off than me. Some might be sad, some might be happy. Some might use this as a way to cope, some might be mentally ill. But to all the proshippers:
Whatever it is, I promise to you, just don't give a shit about it. At the very least, start by not giving a shit to people on the internet.
Lastly, not a rant but keep writing whatever proship without a care, because I wanna see more!!!
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whatever left that I wanted to say and havent will be dumped here in an unorganized fashion
I also think that drama is really funny. It's so funny seeing people who patronize something so pointless such as arguing and creating drama. But truthfully, I think it's a healthy thing, honest work. Without drama everything here would die down and there would be no more competition, that's not fun, at least not to me. So, come on, keep seething.
Peace is not fun. I want fun.
I also write because I lowkey hate some of these characters lol. It's really fun to imagine or fantasize about them being in inhumane scenarios, and sometimes I write them out to remember them and maybe I make it into a fanfic.
I'm not gonna insult anyone here but I think it's really funny when those people who complain about proship think they're the justice league.
Look at yourself in the mirror and tell me, because I don't want to. That's for sure. Why is it that all of these phighting kids are trying to be "silly"? Why is it that they are all neurodivergent or mentally ill in some way shape or form? Why is it that they're all queer? And why is it that when they are all of these things combined, they still think they're better, or fit to call proshipping disgusting.
Don't get me wrong, I'd rather you call me disgusting. It's fascinating when I know you're the same as, if not worse than me.
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Of course, this is all fair play. Just my observations, so don't come at me in the comments... for your own sake.
Or do, and in that case thank you for entertaining me :)
tldr: I'm a rapeful masochistic incestuous pedophilic ableist who is able to write bad stuff on ao3 because im not depressed and mentally ill, also I love indoctrinating children!
Dattebayo!
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really sorry starzo but just know i always do respect your opinion in the end <3
also im curious if you agree to any of this, you probably dont and if you dont thats completely fair ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ anyways time to get back to life