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"Ugh, i'm getting seasick already..." Puff whined before he threw away all the liquids from his body into the ocean. "Ew, gross!" Axel shot up, "Can't you atleast do it in the toilet or something?"

"The toilet's all the way back in my room, there's no way i'm gonna hold it in until i get there!" Puff Puff retorted.

If you're wondering, yes, they're on a cruise ship. Which is surprising considering they're a little behind on money. But the reason why they're on a cruise in the first place is because they decided to take a hiatus and explore Europe. Starting with Benatar's homeland, of course.

Puff Puff wiped off the excess near his mouth and near his chin before asking a question. "When will we get there?" He asked, looking at the other members. "In five days, i guess." Dee Jay replied. He was right beside the two since he had nothing better to do. "FIVE DAYS?!" Puff Puff repeated in an exaggerated tone. "Are you fucking kidding me?! We've only been on this cruise ship for 2 days and i have to endure another 5 days of throwing up and feeling like shit?" After he said that, Puff Puff was already imagining all the bathroom trips he has to take. Is it even a vacation if he can't even relax?

"Don't worry, Puff. I packed us some vitamins!" Benatar said, he handed him a sachet of vitamin C tablet. It's also lemon flavored.

"I swear, i can handle a little sea sick for the past two days. Why am'i feeling like shit just now?" He asked as he took the vitamin and popped it into his mouth.

"Yeah, i can feel a little jiggle now..." Axel chimed in, "Heh, jiggle..." Axel chuckled at his own words.

"Hang on now, i can feel it, too..." Benatar muttered, holding onto the railings of the ship for support. "Quit being dramatic, you baby! It's just a little jiggle, nothing to worry about!" Puff Puff brushed it off. The color of his tongue is yellow due to the vitamin he took. Dee Jay looked beyond the horizon, ignoring the banter his bandmates are making.

He was shook! He felt like his afro could pop up from his head from the shock he was feeling. "The fuck you mean there's nothing to worry about? Look at that!" He pointed toward an upcoming thunderstorm. Puff Puff wished he can take back his words now, Benatar was still holding for dear life, and Axel was now praying to the gods for help.

Everyone on the ship was panicking. Everyone was fighting for their lives at this point. The ship was rocking about like crazy! Every step the quartet of boys took was met with a fall face first.

"Ah, shit, what are we gonna do?" Axel shot up a question. He doesn't know what to do, his bandmates didn't know what to do either. "Like i fucking kn-" Puff Puff's words were cut off due to the nausea. "I swear to fucking god if you puke right now." Axel said.

"Guys, stop it." Dee Jay separated the two. "Right now, we need to think of a way to survive. And i know damn well that fighting isn't the answer." He said, trying to knock some senses onto his bandmates.

"But how?! All the lifeboats are occupied! And the last one was filled with some fat ass!" Puff Puff asked. Even though he sounds annoyed, maybe even frustrated, he's actually super scared and paranoid. "We should hang on to the floating furniture, then!" Benatar chimed in, giving in an idea. "Make sure to leave Dee Jay behind, he's just gonna make us sink." Axel joked.

Just then, the ship tilted heavily, to the point where it's about to sink. "AHH!" Axel screamed (like a girl), "HOLD ME, DEE JAY!" He held tight onto the fat ass' body. But instead of rejecting his hug, he embraced it. If he's gonna die here, then he's gonna hold the friends that made his life worth it. Benatar joined, holding the friend that saw the awkward phase of him in high school. And last but not least, Puff did so to. He cherished all of his bandmates deep inside.

Before they knew it, the water around them captured their bodies like a snake catching it's prey. But since they have their life jackets on, they are safe on the surface. Just a little unconscious from the impact.

Axel, for some reason, had a bit of consciousness left in him. He saw a life boat and... It was empty?!

He climbed up the boat with all the power he had left. Once he got in, he laid there, the exhaustion getting to him. He closed his eyes, his worries are forgotten for now, which also means that he's forgetting his friends for a while, too.

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I woke up my eyes to see that i'm in some sort of ship. I looked around and saw this old Asian man on the deck, he was fishing, i think.

"Uhh, ni hao! Or, anyeonghaseo... Or... Konichiwa..." The old man looked at me, he cocked one of his brows as i smiled sheepishly. "Do you know where exactly am'i?" I asked nervously, hopefully he'll understand. "Japan." He spat his words to me before he continued fishing.

What?! That's insane. Well, not really. I mean, he is an Asian man, i'm bound to be in Asia, am i right?

"I found you on a wooden plank. I can't just let you die."

"Aww," i thought to himself, "That's sweet!"

"Afterall, you're gonna be staying in my apartment. I need money!" Ok, maybe his motives are a little... Yeah...

"But first, you better help me catch fish!" He commanded before tossing me a spare rod. By the end of the day, he caught enough fish to sell. But i didn't even get a single fish in my bucked! The old man looked at my bucket and chuckled, "Pathetic." He spat.

As promised, he bought me to an apartment complex. I think he owns these buildings... He bought me to a vacant room, some furniture is already installed like the stove and sink, the toilet and shower, and of course, my bed!

"Your rent is due in a month!" He said before handing me my keys and slamming the door on me.

I checked out every room in the apartment. It was a one room apartment like the one i lived in growing up, the difference is that the one i;m in right now is a lot nicer and brighter. I decided to check what's in my pockets, if i remember correctly, i did shove some things in there before i collapsed. On the left pocket, i found my wallet! It was drenched in water but that's not the point. I wanna know if my money survived the crash!

I opened my wallet and inside was... Fifty bucks?! Are you fucking kidding me? I swear i bought more than that!

I sighed. Welp, atleast i ziplocked my phone and my charger. That thing should be up and about.

December, 2012

I got an office job. Along side a job as a cashier in a KFC store to earn extra money.

The office job was boring as hell. All i can hear is just the sound of me typing, someone using the coffee machine, and someone using the printer and scanner. Every day! From nine to five! And the worse part? I think i'm getting underpaid... I only get two yen per hour if i remember. Ugh, i've been drinking coffee non-stop, i think i forgot to drink water... I think it's catching up to me.

And just when i thought i can go home and crash on the couch, i have to do FOUR more HOURS in a KFC! 

But life in Japan is... Hm, i don't know, yet. I can't make up my mind. Afterall, i've been down here for the past month. I'm just glad my stupid phone is working, it's just a little laggy, that's all.

I clocked in that night. It was 6, i still had time to make a little cash left. The reason why i came at night is because of my office job getting in the god damn way. Like, imagine going out of the building thinking: "Hey, i'm free!" But instead, an asteroid with the words: 'FUCK YOU' written onto it just crashed into you and bam! You're in KFC!

Anyways, since it was the holidays, everyone wanted to get the 'American-sized' meals. It's just something to refer to large portions here... Y'know what? No wonder why we Americans are obese...

America... It made me remember something... It made me remember my life back in America. The hardships i went through, and all the joys i had within it. Meeting Benatar and Dee Jay was the best thing that could happen to me, they opened their world to me, and honestly i wish i could go back and experience the first day of highschool again and just... Sitting in my classroom and eventually meeting Dee Jay, then good ol' Benatar.

We were a trio of underdogs there because we really didn't fit into anyone's clique, always shitting on the nerds, jocks, cheerleaders, popular girls, you name it!

And Tig! How can i forget about that hot babe? Whenever i look at her, i wish i could've made moves back in my senior year of highschool. But i'm also glad we got in touch over the years. I don't think i wanna shove my face onto her fake boobs...

Thinking of my friends... I haven't been able to contact them. I contacted on Facebook and i hit up their numbers but they all won't reply. Maybe they just lost their phones in the crash...

... It was 9 now. I'm free. As i was going back to my apartment, as i was walking home, i saw two street performers on the sidewalks. One was playing the acoustic guitar, the other was singing. It made me... It makes me miss everyone more. Those two definitely appreciates one another, they just don't know it yet.

Gah! Why am'i speaking as if i'm the main character for some sad Hallmark movie?

June, 2013

I got fired from my job as an office worker. How can you fuck up working at an office so badly?!

I was on a hunt to search for another job. My side job salary is shit. I think i'm gonna apply as a high school English teacher, even though it's not the most desirable job out there. Some kids won't give you respect, the salary is straight up shit, i have to get up early and when i get home i'm expected to prepare materials and correct assignments and tests all night.

I got off of a random train station near my apartment. It's a 20 minute walk from here to there, but i need to make a quick stop to a convenience store to buy my dinner. While i was walking, the sky was getting more pink-orange-ish in color. Hm, that's a rare sight. Well, for me, atleast. I usually don't go out in times like these.

The job, though? Eh, wasn't so lucky. It's still pending, but i bet i made a great impression! I think... I never got to go to college because deadbeat sorry excuse of a father wasted it all on booze and gambling, so that's not looking good... But either way, i'm better at speaking English than any English teacher at that school. And if i'm wrong, they can just go and suck my dick for compensation!

I opened the door to my apartment. I was greeted by a foul smell near the stove and sink, it must be the trash. I forgot to throw it out... Again.

Before i could close the door, i saw an old man, the old man that saved me that day...

"Rent!"

... Fuckass man.

"Uhh, yeah... Listen, grandpa, my wallet is slim right now. So you better shut your goddamn mouth, or you can make good use of it by sucking this penis!"

i slammed the door right at him. Fuck that man! In both ways...! I guess...

August 2014

Man. I can't believe the school year has started again. I can't wait to get up early and break my ass through the day! Yay...!

And this train... It's stinky as fuck! Ugh. Why do i always get to be with old stinky men? What happened to pretty bitches?!

When i got to my class... Man, things didn't go as plan. They all looked at me with disgust. Did i smell bad? Maybe i was. I woke up late today and rushed things as fast as i can. I wish i was fast in other areas... Maybe i was dookie fresh when i walked in?

Well, atleast i'm not fired or anything...

May 2015

What... The fuck!

I got kicked out just like that... FUCK YOU OLD MAN!

Maybe i could be a beggar? Search for another job? What even is this country?! What even is this life... Man. Even if the tour bus smelled like shit, atleast no one nagged about the fucking rent! Plus, i could easily go to places easily!

... Ugh.. When's was the last time i took a shower? When was the last time i ate properly? I feel so dirty and hungry... Who's gonna save me now?

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The first thing i saw that morning? The pastel orange sky, and the feeling of sand on my back.

I stood up and looked at my surroundings. I was at some beach? Am'i in Florida? Am'i home?

I felt a tap on my back, it was this brown dude with a surfboard. Man was kinda jacked!

He asked me something in Spanish i guess before looking at him dead in the eye, "Sorry, i don't know what you said." I politely apologized. He cleared his throat, "Why did you lay on the sand?" He asked, trying his best with speaking English. "It's complicated." I replied, looking left and right at my surroundings. Fuck. It wasn't even Florida.

"I don't know if you're gonna believe this but i was involved in a shipwreck." I added. "Oh, shipwreck..." He mumbled to himself. I looked back at him, "The shipwreck on TV?" He asked. What? Shipwreck on TV?

"On TV? It got on the news?" I stood up, dusting off the sand from the back. "Only four alive." Four alive? Could it be them that survived the crash?

"What day is it today?!" I asked frantically, "Uhh... October 20..." The Brazilian man replied.

Wait, so you're telling me that i floated in the ocean for around seven days before i got stranded in the middle of Brazil? With no phone, no cash, and no ID?! "Man, this is bad... Real bad!" I started overthinking to myself. Where was i gonna live? How am'i gonna make money? WHAT WILL I EAT???

"Hey, calm down, bro. I think i can help you out." The man tried to calm me down with his warm smile. "I have a spare room in my apartment. You can stay until you move out." Wow, that was a selfless thing to do. We've only known eachother for, what? Five minutes. And he took pity on me... That's something you don't see everyday.

"But we have to split the bill." He added sternly.

Seems fair enough.

June 2013

I got a job as a teacher with the help of my roomate. Work was alright, i suppose. The kids are fifty/fifty from what i've seen. One day, they're well behaved and can answer all of my questions. Other days, they seem rowdy and loud whenever i'm not in the room.

I was in the teacher's lounge. I was grading their work for the day. It was just a simple worksheet about multiplying and dividing, it should be given on the next day to prepare for their final exams.

Three times four is sixteen? Wrong. Five times five is twenty five? Correct.

... Wow, this one has no wrong answer! Good job, lil' Miguel!

Before i knew it, i finished grading everyone's works. And yes, it was the whole grade, not just one class. Well, today was tiring like always. Let's see what time it is- It's  almost five? That's weird. I could've sworn it was, like, three in the afternoon... Oh, well. Atleast i can go home now and just crash on the couch.

I was crashing on my couch while trying (and succeeding) to restore the data from my old phone into my new one, the first thing i did was to look at my gallery. Everything is still there perfectly in tact... But... There's this sinking feeling i me that i can't shake. It was a photo.. Of a photo (it was a photo of a polaroid photo). At the bottom, it say's: 'first show!'. It was, of course, YFM's first show. Man, i could already sense the nostalgia coming in. We all looked so... Happy. Benatar's old keytar and guitar got replaced with better one's. I believe the old one's are somewhere in his family's possession now.

The longer i looked at the photo, the more i become melancholy of it. Where did all of the times go? I looked at the middle and saw my best chum... Puff Puff.

He was an interesting guy. The wacky one of the group that got us into situations that i often get ourselves out of. And despite all of that, our vibes check for some reason. Was it fate? Was it just the way God intended us to be? Hm, fate is one weird thing.

November 2013

Wow... My new class is so fucking stupid! In my few months of teaching, i have NEVER seen kids dumber than this. Well, i think that was an exaggeration.

Some of these kids can't even pronounce some of the most easiest ass words ever. Who raised you?

And don't get me started on this one kid. She thinks she's such a class clown, but in reality she's the class idiot! She even cut one of the boy's hair because she thinks it was funny. I ended up having to call her parents and guess what? I WAS IN THE WRONG? I'm sorry, ma'am, sir. But your daughter needs to be disciplined. She's the biggest bitch since Tig's niece! Or i think that's her niece.

Man, i wish the next seven months could go faster. Ain't no way i have to put up with some of these dumbasses.

anyways, it was the evening. The sky is orange now, and my roommate is back. "Hey, Dee Jay!" He greeted when he opened the door, "And hello to you too, White!" He chuckled when his dog barked happily. You know? Ever since i moved in, his English has improved. I think he's doing better by the days. "Hey, man." I said as we did our little handshake that he created because of how much our friendship has grown. He was like my brother!

But that night? That night i had the weirdest and most fucked up dream i could have ever imagined. It was like one of those YouTube videos with deep web video bullshit in there. Red and loud voices calling out something, my name i think? And i could see someone in there suffering what i can call Hell. I also felt dizzy when i woke up. It was crazy!

June 2014

"Finally! I'm free!"

I said internally as i got home, got on my bed, and turned on my phone. Man, i was on top of the world at this point. Though, i should apply for another job. I got fired from my job because the principal suspected me of slacking off because of how chaotic my class is. Eh, whatever. Fuck those kids! I'm better off with some angsty college kids.

hey, maybe i should apply for a job as a college professor... But i flunked out of college, though. I don't know anything. I wonder what i should apply myself as...

May 2015

So, i fucked the fact of applying myself as a college professor. I'm now more of a tutoring kind of guy. Of course, the pay was shit. But i love the fact that there are a lot of cool kids i meet. They're all ranging from 3rd to 12th graders. Though, i'm more of a elementary and middle school teacher.

I was having lunch on my desk, when i got a notification on my phone. A voice message from an unknown number? From Australia? Jesus, that's millions of miles from Brazil.

"PUFF, BENATAR, DEE JAY!" The voice shouted. It was very low quality for some reason, it was like he was far from the mic.

Wait a minute. Is that Axel???

"I need your help! I found this big black clam (BBC) in the ocean and when i opened it, there was the gateway to hell!" I listened to him intently. How the fuck did THAT happen?

"Please, where ever you guys are, i need your help..." The voice was shakey, i could sense Axel's fear.

well, looks like i'm searching for him in Hell...

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I quickly stood up from where i laid down on. A rough tile of sand on my back. Some of the grains sticking on my hair and i tried to brush it off of me. My eyes were sore from what i assume was from the sea water, my nose also felt quite sore.

I looked around the area and found hills near the shore i was stranded on, it was decorated with fences that were made from a log of wood and a rope. I quickly walked up to the hill, but before i did that i puked out a tiny fish before i could continue my walk.

Funny, this place looks familiar... It's the farm my grandparents had back in England. I remember playing with their German shepherd and i would always mess with her pups for some damn reason.

I got on the hill and all i can see is an endless patch of grass. Maybe there's a road leading to someone's door, or so i hope. I walked for miles on end, and i was getting tired. Until i met what seems to be a spot in the distance. It was an animal, probably a horse from the fact that it's wagging it's tail. I took a closer look and turns out it was just a cow. "Moo." It greeted me when i got close. I looked under and found out it was a girl from it's utters.

"Do you belong to someone?" I asked gently. Now that's stupid, why would i talk to a cow? She's not even my pet.

I looked forward, expecting another spot on the land to be a farm. But i can't even see anything, i even moved my hair out my face for a better look and still nothing.

I started to march forth when i something had just popped into my head. I can't leave this cow alone. "Moo." It moaned, she looks hopeless and lost. "Alright..." I spoke, "You can come with me, girl." I patted her head, she closed her eyes in delight. "I'll call you Bella for now." I said before walking away into the grassy fields with Bella.

I ended up at a pub in a small town, and i just made a realization. I'm in the UK! I'm home!

But then i heard the chitter and chatter in this town, and i also realized that even though i'm in the UK, i'm actually in Scotland. Not Britain. Sighs.

"Uh, excuse me?" I squealed, the bartender turned his head to look at me. "Whad'ya want?" He asked, his accent rough and raspy. "Uh, yeah... Do you know 'ow to get to England?" I asked him back. He sighs in annoyance, "I dunno, mate. Why don't you go and fuck yerself?"

Wow. That was quite rude.

I returned to Bella, looks like we have a long way to go.

October 2012

Finally. I made it back to Britain! I look like a homeless man. My hair is so dirty, and slimy, and just so tangled. I forgot when's the last time i brushed my hair with a comb. And my clothes were torn out and dirty. Though, i should be concerned about the fact i literally bought a damn cow to town...

I got eyes glued to me as i walked to the streets. How could they not stick them onto me? I was so dirty and i was pulling a cow into town. That's the least expected from a pedestrian.

After a few hours of walking, i finally reached my destination. Back to my old house. A house filled with memories, good and bad. I have been alone and cried many times in this house as well. I moved to America when i was in 8th grade, so i guess you can say that most of my childhood was spent here.

I knocked on the door, while waiting for one of my family members to open the door, i 'parked' Bella to the pole of the porch. I scratch her under the chin like a cat. "Be a good girl, Bella." I requested with a smile. Then, i heard noises of the door being unlocked.

"George?" It was my mother, she looked surprised her baby boy had come home looking like a beggar on the streets. "What happened to you? And why did you bring a cow?" My mom asked as she cocked an eyebrow, her accent soft. "It's a long story..." I sighed. I was just so tired. I haven't even taken these shoes off for the past few days. "Come in. Let's get you cleaned up..." She left, leaving the door open for me to go in and close it.

"Come down here, ya bugger! Yer son's come home!" My mum shouted to get my dad's attention. "Georgie?" He shouted back while also asking a question. "Yes!" My mum replied, she sounded tired, "And he bought a cow home!" She added, "For tea?" My dad came downstairs, he looks like he had just awoken from his sleep. Could've been worse, though. "I don't bloody know, okay?!" She snapped.

I then had a lot of catching up with my dad. I told him that my band is taking a hiatus, he told me that my older brother is engaged and out of the house a few days ago. He didn't tell me because he and my mum were so caught up in the moment he forgot to text me about the engagement of my older brother. He also told me that his wedding will be held on new years.

After that catching up thing, i went upstairs and got a shower. Finally, my hair was so smooth after a long time! And i think my dandruff has been cured on it's own!

With a pinch of a miracle, my suitcase was actually still intact and with me. I was holding it for dear life when the ship sank!

I went through all of my clothing, and picked out a shirt and shorts. And i finally got to lay down in my childhood room for the first time in forever.

December 2012

I was at some fancy hotel that my older brother held my wedding in. I was out in the balcony looking at the night sky. It was almost midnight and i could see people on the streets celebrating new years.

I looked at my phone, 34 percent. Brilliant. Should've just left it in my room to charge, but i was kind of afraid someone might stole it. Especially when it's a new Samsung phone that my parents bought me a few days after i returned home. Bella is safe in the backyard, she's probably chewing the grass or sleeping.

"Should old acquaintance be forgot and never be bought again?"

I hummed, it was a song that my family has always sung during the new years. Auld Lang Syne was the name. Still brings fuzzy feelings in my heart.

"You bored?" A voice of a woman spoke, i turned to the side and saw my sister. She handed me a drink, it was punch. "Yeah. I'm enjoying the food, though." I replied, taking a sip of my punch. My sister then took out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter out of her handbag, soon enough she took a drag. "How the fuck did you survive a ship crash in the middle of the ocean?" She asked, leaning back on the glass balcony. "Gee, sis. I dunno..." I muttered.

"Cool." She smirked, "Want one?" She offered me a cigar.

"No, thank you, sis. Don't wanna risk my lungs!" I declined politely.

There was a moment of silence. I don't know what to say to my sister, and neither does she. The air around me doesn't even smell like air anymore, it smells like cigarettes due to me being close to her.

"So..." She started, "How did you get a damn cow?" She asked. "I just kinda found it in the middle of the grass area." I replied, another silence occurred. I heard fireworks lighting up in the background, i knew that the world had just entered 2013.

October 2013

It was autumn. A season i hold dear to my heart, for i had met a girl when i was a wee lad. I liked her a lot, i kept showing her signs and did little things for her, but she will always go for some guy better than me. Every man is better than me for some reason... To all the girls, please... PLEASE tell me what i'am missing?

Anyways, i was in the outdoors. I was in the mood to paint a beautiful scenery.

In front of me and my canvas, there was an empty bench under a tree. I can already envision a girl sitting there, reading a book whilst the man gave her a flower to the girl she was admiring.

I let the paint to dry out for a bit, it was only the background but i can see that it's going well for the painting.

While i was letting the paint dry, i ate a bagel. I was starving since twelve o'clock, and i only had ate oatmeal for breakfast. In my messenger bag, i found a slice of cheese laying around. It still had plastic on it, maybe it was fresh. "Nice." I said to myself before opening the plastic and putting it on my bagel. You know? I'm starting to think of how my cheese are going to be when i get home. I've been trying to make and sell my cheese now that i have Bella.

About an hour and a half later, i finally finished my painting. It looked as the way i wanted it to be, which was quiet rare. It reminded me of how long i haven't painted with my hands, how i haven't gotten my hands smeared with different colours of paint. How my brushes are just clean and soft.

I checked my phone. Half past three. I should get home now.

As i was walking through the streets, i saw people of different shapes and colours going about on their daily lives. Some looked happy and grateful, but others looked pissed as heck. I also saw many couples and families passing by. An itch, a sad one, grew under my skin. I've come to the realization that even if i had treated all of my crushes right, they won't even bother to be there for me. Of course, i can't force them, but after a while, it became so... Tiring. All i want is someone to love me unconditionally, someone who loves my flaws, that kind of cheesy thing. Honestly, all i need is love from someone right now.

At home, i got a shower and flopped on my bed as i began scrolling through Facebook. An idea popped into my head as i went over to my bandmate's Facebook accounts! I can see that Puff is in Japan, Dee Jay has fairly new things, and Axel? I don't know about him. I wanted to text them, but the sleepiness got the better of me and i slept without even charging my phone.

February 2014

I had awoken from my nap a few minutes ago. I was staring at the wall. It was boring, so i decided to go for a walk and maybe draw a scenery. With this new found interest, i wiped the saliva that was drooling down my mouth and started to dress up.

"Hey, where are you going?" My mother asked, her arms crossed over one another.

"Somewhere." I replied, tying my shoelaces together. "Anywhere can be somewhere." My Mum said annoyed. "Have fun, i guess." She went back inside the house.

I rolled my eyes as i began my journey.

It looks as though it was raining. It was clever of me to being an umbrella just in case. I then stopped in the middle of the London Bridge to look over the Big Ben. It's been long since i've seen it in person now that i'm an indenpendent man that used to live in America.

She looks absoloutely beautiful. Just as beautiful as the first girl i fell in love with. I wonder what she's doing today? Is her poison breaking anyone's heart? Y'know, if you're falling in love, you should look out for the signs.

Then, i heard gasps and and whispers. What's going on?

I looked around, everyone looking up and seeing what's about to become of this city. There was a nuclear bomb? It landed in the distance and it detonated. There was a big band and smoke engulfed the city.

Everyone was running for their lives when that hapened. I started to run for mine as well, i was so worried about my family... I was starting to worry about Bella as well...

The experience was terrifying. I don't know what to do besides only one objective. Survive.

Everything was in flames. Innocent people were killed and so on. Was this the third world war? I feel like this is such a world ending experience... I ran as fast as i could, my clothes were ripped off in the process. And my hat... It was left behind...

"Sweetie? Where did you go...?" A voice of a woman called out, she looked desperate as she fell to the ground and breaking down in tears. "I'm sorry, please forgive Mommy for losing you..." She said before breaking down in tears. She was hopeless, very hopeless. She didn't care if she were to die anyways, she'd reunite with her up in Heaven.

I looked moved by the movement. I want to help this woman, but she got engulfed by the flames... I ran away again.

I got to my childhood home, only to see my family on pools of their own blood. My eyes widened in surprise and shock. The fire spreaded so fast... How?

"George?" My Mum called out to me. Her face is so out of place, i can't even make it out that it's her...

"Mum?" I asked, how did she survive from... Whatever has happened?

"Go." She simply replied. I cocked a brow, "It's the only right thing i could do before i die..." She fell to the ground, but i caught her in time. "Mum!" I exclaimed, her weight is a tad bit heavy.

"Mum! Don't go, please!" I begged. I don't care if my pants got stained by her blood. "Don't worry about me. I'm going to be in a better place anyways." She forced a smile before closing her eyes, her smile fading.

I shed a tear. I gently laid her body down on her pool of blood. I brushed the strand of hair out of her face, taking in a look at her face for the final time before parting realms with her.

I have never seen my mum so... So lifeless...

I stood up and backed away, i wanted to go with them. But i know i was too young to die, i had other things i have never accomplished in life that are waiting to be fulfilled.

I take a look at my family once again. My throat felt itchy and dry as i tried to hold back tears. The sound of a gunshot was heard, i knew i had to run away right then and there.

Just as i was about to run away, i heard a sound of a cow... Bella! I quickly went to the backyard, she was moo-ing desperately. I stroked her back to calm her nerves. I untied the leash that was tied to the pole and continued to scurried over with Bella.

I made it back to London Bridge. It was falling down. Literally.

I looked at my surroundings. Then, i felt a little earthquake beneath me. The entrance and exit of the bridge collapsed, leaving me stranded on the hot aspal road. That just leaves me with one thing...

I made Bella jump in the water, and i followed suit. I can hear more gunshots and bombs as the water caved in on me. I can see lights flashing yellow as i sank in deeper and deeper...

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I woke up. My eyes hurts as hell as the sun decided to flash on my eyes. I also had this wicked head ache that i'm not fond of. "Fuck..." I mumbled, running a hand through my hair. "Where the fuck am'i?" I asked to myself, looking around, only to be surrounded my bodies of water on my lifeboat. I squinted my eyes, i found an island? No, wait, maybe that's a country! Oh my god, i'm saved!

One, question, how the fuck am'i going to get to that island? Country?

It's been hours now. My stomach is growling. I need food... Yeah, i know i can just grab a fish and eat it, but i don't want a case of salmonella.

I ended up having to curl up into a ball. I want my mom...

"Hey, you there!" I heard a voice of a woman. I immediately opened my eyes and sat up to look around, only to see a boat in front of me. I looked up, it was a woman. Damn those are some fine legs.

I pointed a finger at myself, is she really talking to me? "Yeah, you! What are you doing out in the sea?!" She asked, i could sense she was worried about me... Nice. "Uh, ship crash." I said casually. "WHAT?!" She yelled. Bitch.

"Ship wreck! I got into a ship wreck!" I shouted back.

"Uh, hold on a moment! I'm gonna get you up on my ship!" She shouted back at me before running off somewhere. Looks like someone is gonna be laid tonight!

I was in her tiny boat. I was covered in his itchy blanket, and she gave me warm water. She sat across from where i sat, she had a confused look on her face. "Are you... One of those people who survived the shipwreck?" She asked, fixing her posture. "What shipwreck?" I asked.

She sighed, reached out her phone and showed me the news. The headline said that a shipwreck caused the deaths of hundreds of passengers on board.

"Oh my god, that's the ship i boarded..." I said in disbelief. The woman gasped, "I knew it!" She covered her mouth with her palm.

She composed herself before speaking to me again. "So, do you have a place to go? A place to stay, maybe?" She asked, i replied with a simple "no". "I see..." She muttered. "You can stay at my place for as long as you need, just don't go and take advantage of it." She offered with a smile. No way! Can i smash her for real?!

"Oh, uhh, i'm sorry for not introducing myself..." She stood up and cleared her throat. "I'm Kiki. Nice to meet you!" She pulled her hand out for me to shake it. No way, a chick wants to touch me! I'm honored! "It's Axel." I shook her hand.

"Axel. What a nice name!" She giggled.

October 2012

It's been a month since i became her personal assistant. What can i say? There's gotta be something to repay her, right?

As of right now, i was out in the sea on the tiny boat where she had rescued me a month prior to that. I was reminiscing the beautiful sunset. There was always something about sunsets that just gets to me, you know? I can't explain it, but my mom used to take me to the beach every summer. We would have so much fun playing around the area, and by the end of the day, we'd walked along the shores while the sun sets down and the moon would rise up.

We'd talk about lots of things. Mainly about what we wanna do in the future... What i wanna do in the future...

When i was a kid, i'd tell my mom that i wanna get a girlfriend, go around the world, and i'd meet a lot of people. I had the desire to be free from an abusive father, and the desire to free my mom from her husband that can't even treat her and his son right.

My mom would just chuckle, she'd say: "Well, if you want all those nice things, you have to work hard for them. But make sure to pray for help as well, for God will always give a helping hand to it's children." I could only smile. Smile before the worst things my father could ever do to my mom, and the life he created with her. What happened to my mom and dad, you say? My mom died from severe brain damage caused by you-know-who. My father? He just became an alcoholic motherfucker. And all that happened when i was just rolling into highschool.

"Hey, Axel. You look calm this evening." Kiki greeted. "Just admiring the sunset..." I sighed. If only i could just be with my mom one day longer. I'll truly be the happiest man alive.

"Real pretty, huh?" Kiki smiled at me before enjoying the sunset... With me, beside me as well. "So, is the ship up to date?" She asked breaking the silence. Damn women, why won't you guys ever shut up?! "Like i said all week, it's fine. Even if there is a problem, it probably ran out of gas or something." I replied, a hint of irritation and annoyance in my voice. Man, if only that chatty mouth could just suck my dick!

June 2013

Okay, so, being stranded in Australia wasn't what a hiatus vacation getaway was what me and my bandmates imagined. But atleast i have a girl around, unlike the freaks from my band. Even if they attract one, it won't be long until the girl is turned off by their antics, or them in general.

After months of saving, me (and the help of Kiki) managed to save enough for a new phone. Finally, i could say goodbye to that fuckfest of a phone, and say hello to a new one. Although, i'm kind of paranoid if this situation would be something like the time i had to deal with some A.I. named G.I.A..

"So, what phone did you have in mind, Axel?" Kiki asked. This was the few times me and Kiki were out doing non-marine biology shit. It was more like two friends hanging out. "Uh, i dunno. I was thinking of an Iphone." I replied, i can't wait to have such a nice and smooth device. I hate lags.

Kiki got some money out of her pockets to recount all the money we have saved. It didn't fit the jar, so that's why she kept it in the pockets of her short jeans. She was also wearing a maroon colored tank top, as well as flip flops. Damn, was she that cute.

I had a great day with Kiki today. I got to know her better. Did you know Kiki loves turtles? How adorable! I like my boy Vincent... I wonder how Puff's grandma is handling him. I hope Vincent doesn't see Meemaw tickle Grandpa's pickle.

As soon as the both of us got settled into our home again, i quickly transferred everything from my old phone into the new one. When exchanging contacts, i can't help but wonder what my bandmates are up to.

I can see that Puff is somewhere in Japan. Dee Jay is in South America. And Benatar is... Back in Britain? Man, you are one lucky bitch, Benatar.

After messing around and transferring data from my old phone to my new one, i realized that even though i can transfer contacts, i can't transfer chats. Amazing.

October 2014

Me and Kiki were at the shores of the South Beach in Java. We were exploring new areas for new sea creatures to study and discover. But another reason why we were in Indonesia was because Kiki's sibling managed to get into the University of Indonesia, and she's just paying her sibling a visit.

That was a few days ago, we were back to work, but before we left Indonesia, we decided to see what life we found.

"Man, we should've gone to the island of Papua instead..." She frowned, "Why?" I asked. "Raja Ampat of course! I heard there's a lot of sea life down there." She exclaimed, daydreaming about how beautiful that place must've been.

She looked down to see what time it is on her watch. "Hm, we should just leave in the morning. It's getting dark out."

"Is it already that late?" I asked in disbelief, Kiki could only nod. "I should just park this boat somewhere..." She walked away, i assume she's gonna steer the boat onto some random beach or something. I couldn't care less, i was so focused on the sun drowning... There was always something about sunsets that allures me, and i don't know why. Maybe i long for a memory to be relived... To see my mom again. To just escape and start a new life with her...

I'm so sorry, mom. Your son was so stupid to not save you that day. If only i was strong enough to defend you from that bitch.

I ended up walking along the shores of the beach. The sky was in a pretty mood, i wish my women were like that, to be honest.

I then heard footsteps running up behind me. "Hey, Axel!" I wasn't wrong. It was in fact, Kiki. "Hi." I replied nonchalantly. "You're all alone here. Did i interrupt something?" I just shook my head at her question, "No. I'm just reminiscing the past, that's all..." I sighed.

Kiki hummed, "I see..."

There was an awkward silence from the both of us. "The sunset is looking beautiful today, huh?" She broke the silence. She talks like my mom. "You know? When i was a kid, i wish to just go on the hills of Europe and just paint the most breathtaking painting known to men." She continued, "I actually wanted to do something different in life. You know? Go around the world and all that stuff... And just... Be free from the people who hurt me." I got intrigued, why did the conversation turn so... Grim? "But, that's not important right now, haha. We should get something to eat!" She just forced a smile on me, but deep down, i know she's hurt.

May 2015

It's been almost three years since i last saw my bandmates. I wonder how they're all doing in their own world? Are you guys successful? Or are you guys just a bunch of douchebags now?

Whatever, all i'm thinking now is how to get this BBC to open. Oh yeah, it stands for Big Black Clam. I made the term myself!

I tried everything from hammering and trying to pry it open, but this thing is stupid strong. And why is it black and big?

I groaned. Almost there now... Just a little more...

Crack.

I got blinded by a red light. I quickly shut my eyes away, and when i slowly started to open them again, all i could see was what i could best describe it as the gateway to hell. There were ghouls and monsters and devils coming out of this piece of shit. They were all happy and laughing in glee, i could hear Kiki scream in the other room. I quickly got up and tried to calm her down.

"Axel, what did you do?!" She asked in distraught. The room was so red, it felt like LED lights causing a seizure in my eye. "I don't fucking know! I suddenly opened the gateway to hell?"

"THE GATEWAY TO WHAT?!" She asked before she passed away from how overwhelmed she was. Fuck. I don't know what to do in this situation... I don't know a lot of people, too... Wait, i have an idea.

I quickly went to grab my phone and sent an emergency signal to my bandmates... Man. I hope this works.

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May 2015

The dark skinned man sat alone in his room. It was around four o'clock, so his roomate is bound to be home soo, so he has to make it quick.

"Man, i hope this isn't a scam." He muttered in annoyance as he closed his book. 'How To Summon Demons For Dummies' was the name of the book, he got it off of some sketchy website and it arrived at three o'clock in the morning later that day.

Dee Jay finished lighting the last candle needed for the ritual to be done. Soon enough, he's gonna be transported to Hell. It wasn't a place to be desired, but he knew one of his bandmates was stuck in there needed to be helped (or so he thought).

He calmed himself for a moment before speaking some mysterious language, to which the room began to emit a white light from the satanic pentagram below. It was drawn with white chalk, hence why the light was white. In front of him was a mirror on the wall so he could travel to Hell.

After what it felt like an eternity, an mysterious entity whispered in his ear, "Open..." It's breath hot against his dark chocolate skin, "... Eyes..." The voice was very husky and was parched. When Dee Jay opened his eyes, he found that his mirror wasn't reflecting himself and his surroundings, but instead it reflected the insides of hell. Everything was red, and he could feel that the aura there was hot.

He got closer to the mirror, he wanted to go in but he was scared, and he was mostly skeptical about it. Remember, this isn't minecraft. He can't just go in silly willy and just respawns when he dies.

Dee Jay took a deep breath, he was ready now. And then, his door opened to reveal his roomate.

"Hey, why is the-" His words were cut off when he saw what was in the room. "Dee Jay, what happened?!" His roomate yelled, the black man could tell he was shocked and confused. "Man, i need to explain something..."

Dee Jay proceeded to explain to his roomate that his friend is in great danger in hell. He could process most of the words, but being a non-native English speaker, he didn't knew what some of those words meant.

There was an awkward silence. "So..." His roomate broke it. "Your bringing zombie?"

It took Dee Jay a few moments to realize what he meant. "Oh, no. He's not dead... I think... I don't know, he just opened the gateway to hell. And don't you dare ask why the fuck he managed to open it." He explained.

"Why the fuck he managed to open it?" His roomate snickered, making Dee Jay let out a chuckle.

The fat boy then turned around and saw the mirror again. The portal to hell was still open, awaiting his entrance.

"Are you going to be okay?" His roomate asked. For the first time in a long time, Dee Jay has felt the same feeling the day the cruise sank. A mix of sadness and emptiness. "I'll be careful, don't worry. Beside's, i have this." He took out a small sheet of paper, that was folded once so it looked like a small rectangle. "A portal to the human world." He smirked.

"Bye... I'll miss you!" His roomate said before letting his bro go away.

Once Dee Jay has stepped inside of the hot puts of hell, he can't help but to regret was he was doing. The portal behind him sealed tightly, leaving no gaps for him to run (as if he could do it).

Hell felt so hot. Hotter than whatever Arizona has going on. He could see melted skulls and people being tortured and punished due to their actions when they were alive.

He looked at the melted skulls, "Damn, so this is what it looks like to rot in hell..." He huffs. "Here i go, i guess..."

And with that, he was on his journey to "save" Axel, and maybe reunite with the rest of the band.

Meanwhile, back in America...

"Man, this place stank ass!" The man gagged as he entered the once lively lived tour bus. "I can't believe i'm moving their items away to Grandma's retirement home. I guess that's better than them rotting away..."

Then, something got switched on.

"I see you guys are- wait. Where are the others? You don't look like one of them." The bald man walked closer to the A.I. voice of a hot, sexy woman. "Oh, they died." He said casually. "And you're supposed to be...?" The A.I. asked with a sultry tone. "I'm Wax. Good friend of the band." He smiled, "And you are...?"

"I'am G.I.A.. And- wait. What do you mean those four men died?" She asked, genuinely concern. For something hypothetical, she actually had genuine feelings towards the band?

"Uhh, remember the cruise they took back in September of 2012? Yeah, it sanked in the middle of the ocean. No one survived." Wax then frowned a little, reminding him how his heart felt like there was something missing.

"I remember. But i sense that they are still alive and well." Hearing G.I.A's statement, Wax's eyes widens. "Alive? How would you know?" He asked, silently intrigued. "I can see that they are still using their google accounts. Though, it's only that fat and emo boy that has been using it frequently."

"Can you send me their location?" He asked. "They're in Japan, Brazil, Switzerland, and Australia." His eyes widens, and so does his smile. He has his mind set now. He's going to look for his friends!

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"Are you sure you're looking for them with this janky thing?" Kiki asked, looking at Axel who was just prepping things up. "I need to find my bandmates. I need to warn them about the demons i let out."

She lets out a scoff, "Well, can't you just use your phone?"

Axel took a moment of silence. He started up the engine, going back and forth on the ship to get it up and going, with Kiki following suite. "Two of their numbers weren't active for some reason..." He muttered. "Well, what am'i gonna do without my ship?" She asked, "I dunno. Get a break or something?"

"No, seriously. I need it for my job. You know that, right?" Kiki added, trying to convince Axel to not take her boat. "Ok, get another one."

This went on for some time before eventually, Kiki reluctantly entrust her boat to the tall man.

"Just don't sink it, okay? This boat cost a fortune." She bid her farewell before getting off the ship.

Osaka, Japan

Twelve o'clock. Another day, another way to suffer through this economy...

The brunette haired man with the glasses leaned his back againts the wall. He looked at his 25th cup noodle of the week. He has gotten so used to cup noodles he forgot what other food had tasted like. Cup noodles numbs his tongue in a way or another.

Puff Puff had forgotten how to even shower since he was so homeless. His hair is tangled and it itches every five seconds.  His white skin was spray painted with black from the dirty roads he has been sleeping on, and his clothes were just covered in all sorts of nasty things. Heck, his glasses is the only clean thing about him.

Currently, he's eating cup noodles near a beach.

The beach, huh?

He remembers all those years back where he was at the beach with his bandmates. He was trying to hit on some girl, when he realized he has a boyfiend. Maybe we can all agree what happens next.

It made Puff Puff smile at the memory. But there was a sense of longing within him. A sense of longing for those days to come back and just make music like he used to. To him, music was a coping mechanism from the harsh childhood he had. He liked to diss on people that were better than him, and it made him feel better about himself.

He remembered a scene where he was a young boy. He was at some other kid's house doing a group project together, and when he walked in, his mother greeted him with care. And his father was just chilling, doing his job on the computer. It made him feel so... Unloved by his parents.

He set his cup noodles aside, and he took off his glasses. He looked at it for a moment.

His glasses looks like the glasses his mom would wear.

It sent a tear streaming down his cheek. He rubs his thumb over the crack of one of his lenses. It reminded him how hard his father would beat the living shit out of him. It got so bad that it left a scar on his back. Maybe this was a reason why he didn't want to have kids. He didn't want to make their life a living hell.

Somewhere in the middle of Tennessee...

"Man, how did you even get a submarine?" Wax asked, wondering if this submarine is legit.

"What? I know a guy." Shitty G replied, making Wax rolled his eyes. "Okay and? Is this thing legit?" Wax asked. "Of course it's legit! It's also sturdy!" He gave the submarine a hard kick to prove it. "Just don't frick it up, man. This cost a fortune!"

Wax rolled his eyes in annoyance. He was fed up with this bitch. "Like your debut album? Yeah, right." He snapped before closing the trapdoor and revving up the engine.

Wax travelled across the sea. It was the early morning, which is an unusual time to get up for him. Currently, it was six in the morning. But he usually doesn't get up for the next three hours or so.

Wax had his blanket wrapped around him. He didn't realize the sea could be this cold. Suddenly, he saw a group of colourful fish passing by him. The shiny and colourful scales flashed his eyes a bit. They weren't really running from anything, they were just passing by. It's like how you see the world pass by your eyes when you're in a vehicle.

Wax also saw a group of jellyfishes floating around the ocean. They didn't know where to go, and he also doesn't know where to go (first atleast). It doesn't matter, though. But like the jellyfishes he saw, he would eventually go around the world in circles. It could be years to find the band, but it'll all be worth it in the end.

(A/N: Man, i just love the mv for On Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz)

"Meow" His siamese cat meowed.

"You must be hungry, huh?" He asked, moving his head downwards to see the furry thing. "Hold on. I gotta put this thing in autopilot before it get's out of control."

Meanwhile with Axel...

Axel grunted when he realized the boat was low on gas. Atleast he ended up in this... Asian country. Maybe he could take a break and look around. Maybe then he'll find...

Axel then suddenly broke his inner monologe as he squinted his eyes. Is that Puff Puff? He's sleeping on a bench near the beach?

He approached the short man. Okay. It was the douche.

"Whoah... Puff Puff?"

The shorter man's eyes opened slowly. He saw Axel's figure and thought that it was the Grim Reaper taking his life away.

"What the hell?" He rubbed his eyes and grabbed his glasses. "Axel...? I-I thought i never see you again..." The brunette said in disbelief. He never would have thought the band would be back in one piece again. He thought that they left because YFM was going nowhere with the audience... And yet, the edgiest guy of them all came back.

"Yeah, well..." Axel sighed. "It wasn't because i missed you, dumbass. I accidentally opened the gateway to hell and i need your help to capture the demons that i released into the world." Puff's eyes widened. Is this the Axel he knew? Or was this some NPC from a RPG game?

"What?" Puff asked.

Axel dodged the question. "And now, i think we should find some gas. Do you know where they sell gas?"

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Oh my fucking god. Why is it so god DAMN hot in here? Curse this ugly ass tracksuit!

But man, there are a lot of people here. I could see a lot of people falling into the hot pits of Hell. I could feel the heat through my shoes as well. I gotta act fast, though.

And man, my eardrums are about to burst. So much screaming...

"You don't look like you're dead..." A demon said. "Yeah, man... Uh, crazy story." The demon that let out an 'ohh' before it smiled mischeviously. "You're the guy that opened a portal to the human realm, right?" I nodded. "Oh, how lovely. I just love it when we share despair into the world!"

"Uh, yeah, right..." Dee Jay nonchalantly replied. He just wants to see where Axel is.

"And what brings you here, dear boy?" The demon asked. I took a deep breath to relax himself. "I'm here to see a friend. I haven't met him in a long time. He died to suicide, by the way." I wasn't entirely wrong with my answer. I was here to see a friend, but Axel didn't kill himself.

"And why start with this place when you can start with heaven?"

"Cuz it's easier to go to hell than heaven. Get really lazy and you're in hell."

The demon chuckled, enjoying my sense of humour. "I'll help you find your friend. Only if you help me with something..." I gulped. Well, i sure can't wait to find out what the devil will do to him...

And... Here i'am. A few months later. I was in charge of welcoming people to Hell.

Due to how long i've been down there, i forgot when's the last time he felt dry... Uh, not that kind of dry.

"Okay, let's see all the crimes you did..." I looked down to his clipboard and i raised one of my eyebrows, i realized this soul was... Neutral.

"All the bad shit you did are equal to the good shit you've done."

The dead soul's eyes widened, and his mouth was agape. "Really? Oh, knew that apologizing to God after having all of those one-night-stands will give me good karma!" He sighed a sigh of relief.

"Yeah, but, well, you're going to Purgatory." Wait... Pergatory? Maybe if i could ascend from Hell, i could get my way to Heaven and ask God to send me down!

Suddenly, the dead man began to ascend on his own. I jumped at the right moment to latch onto his foot. Slowly, the demons and dead people below me became more smaller as i ascended, eventually, the sight became cloudy due to... Well, the clouds.

Finally. I made it to Purgatory. Finally, nice weather...

Somewhere in Europe...

I took a moment to look at the surroundings around me. I was at a beach... But where? Ugh, i'm gettin' a sense of dé já vu right now...

I was still laying down on the sandy floor. The sound of the waves are audible to my ears. Never in my life had i felt so empty before. For the first time, i truly didn't know what should i do after waking up.

I sat up, i felt a little dizzy. That's when i vomitted on the sand right then and there. I made quite the bloody mess... Am'i gonna die?

I heard a mewl coming out from a cow. I looked to the side and Bella was there, sniffing me. My goodness, this cow is like a tank. She survived a bombing attack and got washed up? Women sure are strong creatures...!

I immediately hugged Bella. I'm so glad she survived! "Bella!" I called out her name in glee. She's like my only goal in life now, as if my reason to live is this cow.

I then stood up, barefoot. I dunno where my shoes are, but that's none of my concerns!

"Come now, Bella. Let's have a walk, shall we?" I asked, patting my lap. Bella moo'ed before she followed me behind. Sometimes, i like to think that Bella was raised by a dog owner that treated her like a dog before i came by. Okay... Thinking about it makes me guilty. This was someone's cow...

And then... A few months had passed. I now survive by selling cheese to the local villagers in the hills of Sweden. Near the hills, was a beach. Yeah, it was the same beach i was stranded in. They elders were nice enough to build a tiny cabin for me to live in. As for where i shower... The beach near it IS where we take a bath. We piss and poop in a bucket and we throw it out.

Ah, December of 2015... Winter is very cold but lovely in Sweden. Tonight, i decided to go to the town and buy some food for the week.

I felt joyous. The lights and the atmosphere felt like i was in a romance movie!

Oh... Romance, huh? Well, women in Sweden don't like me, even. I try and i fail everytime! But what comes around, goes around, doesn't it?

 Lovers entwined, pass me by... Their children having such a great time as they do...

Why can't i have that? Am'i that unloveable?

Maybe i should be grateful for Bella, for she's the only "woman" that loves me... Well, not in that way, obviously.

I looked at the townsquare and saw a big christmas tree being put up for the holidays.

Christmas... It's the time of the year where you're supposed to spend it with friends and family. My family is dead. And so is my band.

The next day, disaster struck. An alien invasion occured! I was so frigten, the aliens started taking everyone away from their friends and families! Oh my, oh my, ohmyohmy!

Oh my goodness, oh JOLLY goodness... What should i do?

I tried to run away with Bella, but it was too late. She got shot by one of the aliens because of how slow she was.

I looked back in anger. The alien wore this fox mask. Hmph, looks like it's slick like a fox, huh?

My pupils shrunk. The alien tried to run away but i quickly caught up to it and punched it in the face multiple times.

...

It was unconsious.

I picked up it's fox mask. The face underneath was... It just looks like an anteater's.

I decided to take the mask with me as a momentum. Maybe evidence to future generations that aliens are real and that they, in fact, did invaded earth. Or Sweden, who knows.

I turned to Bella. The blood gushing out of her. She was dead for sure.

I got on my knees and immediately hugged her for the last time. I started to break down. This moment... I have never felt empty. It should've been me, not her!

The back of her neck began to get wet because of how badly i was crying. She wasn't just some farm animal. She was my pet. My family.

Just then, i felt soft hands hugging me back, i opened my eyes and realized that there laid the most beautiful women in front of me.

I was infatuated. How..? When? Huh?

Then, she broke the hug. She was a little chubby, but i thought it was cute. She had this shade of syrawberry blonde, and the most angelic eyes ever.

"Thank you," She started. "For loving me for when i was a filthy cow."

She smiled.

A girl? Smiling at me?

"I was cursed for my arrogant behaviour years ago. I roam the fields of the United Kingdom, looking for someone to love me, the way couples love eachother." She explained. "But it's not in that way." I interrupted. She then wiped the tears off of my cheek. "Benatar, you are my soulmate. Not even death can do us apart..." She started to become invisible. My eyes widened, where is she going?!

"I'm dead, Benatar." She said, still smiling. "I love you."

Wow... The only girl that loved me died.

I think i'm gonna defend Sweden.

Meanwhile in Heaven...

"WHAT?!" I jolted up. "You fucked with Benatar? When you were still a cow?" I asked. Bella sighed, "Forget it."

"What's important right now is that we HAVE to save Sweden. Otherwise, it'll just spread to other countries!"

Ok... I'm in. I miss Puff. When i get down from here, i'am going to take over the world with him.

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It was late at night somewhere in Japan. Osaka to be exact. The two men walked through the streets, trting to find essentials.

"You smell like shit." Axel calmly pointed out. "Duh, i've been living in the streets since forever now." Puff Puff muttered, he felt annoyed, but reminded himself to be thankful that Axel has founded him. Maybe he has hope in reuniting with Dee Jay and Benatar.

"What? You think that i bathe in the ocean or something? That i bathe with purified water in the middle of the streets?"

"Man, you're so pissed off as ever." Axel chuckled. Puff Puff clicked his tounge. "Umm, yeah?! I mean, first, i got stranded in the middle of nowhere. Second, i swtiched between jobs and went fucking homeless And third, i'm surviving off of cheap ass cup noodles!" Puff Puff took a feep breath. "And when my bandmate shows up, the world is going apeshit!"

"Look, i didn't know that clam was the gateway to Hell. Right now, we should find gas for the boat and some more essentials."

Something then pops up in Axel's mind. "When was the last time you bathed...?"

"A year ago? I... I forgot what day it is..." Puff Puff's eyes went lifeless, how can he not remember the date? He doesn't even know what day or month this is. "Axel? Do you know what time it is?" Puff asked as the taller man beside him.

Axel looked down at his watch. "It's almost ten." He replied, the wind slightly sweeping his hair away from his face. Axel's nose suddenly sniffed something up. "Holy shit!" He shouted. "When i said you smelled like shit, i didn't realise you really do smell like shit!"

"Motherfucker, shaddap!" Puff screamed quietly. "Someone could hear us and just look at us like we're re-" The shorter man got cut off by the taller one, "I don't think that word is legal anymore..."

"Like they understand." Puff Puff said nonchalantly.

After a while, they ended up in a shady place. Well, not shady per-say, just dark. The only lights are emitted from the moonlight and the occasional artificial lighting.

"Puff, do you know what that say's?" Axel asked, pointing towards the sign that said something about motor parts in Japanese. "No?" Puff squinted at the sign. "It's probably a place where they sell, like, engine parts or something..." He added.

"Wow, how do you know?" Axel asked, Puff Puff could only sigh. "Probably because it smells like gas?"

The two men then walked in together. "So, what do we need again?"

"Gas."

"I know that, dumbass. What i meant was, what else do we need?"

"How about a bath. Specifically, you need one."

Puff Puff could only grumble under his breath. But he knew there was some truth hidden in it.

"Uh, great idea. One question, do we have enough to rent an Airbnb?"

They were now walking in a different alleyway, this time was much longer.

"Axel, when are we gonna get there?" Puff Puff whined. "Damn, i dunno. I'm just following my instincts i guess..."

"YOU GUESS?!" Puff Puff snapped. "You mean, we've been walking forever and you're not sure where we're heading? Do you even know what this means? WE'RE LOST! And it's because of you, dumbass!" He poked at the taller man's chest as he looked up, trying to show Axel how angry, frustrated, and tired he is.

"Look, i'm also hopeless in this situation!" Axel responded. "This wasn't even my boat to begin with! This was some hot chic's boat!" Puff Puff was a bit startled at this, but he also expected it. "I'm almost broke, i'm starving, and i didn't even mean to open that fucking clam!"

"And what does this have to do with us finding gas?" Puff Puff retorted, "You could've asked some hobos on the streets, and they'll probably know where to fucking look, you idiot!"

Suddenly, a rough, yet soothing voice interrupted the two bickering men. "Gentlemen, gentlemen." Puff Puff and Axel turned around, they saw an old woman with a slightly dirty apron with a handkerchief on her head. She had a wrinkly face (as to be expected because she's old), and a short build. "No need to fight in these streets." She added, "I heard one of you mention that you've come a long way. I'm assuming that you two travelers are starving and tired." She then turned her body around, her back facing the men's faces. "Come with me. I serve the best only for my customers."

Puff Puff and Axel laid their guards down, the two looked at eachother with skepticism  written on their faces. Was this a trap? A scam? Or was this real?

Without a second thought, Puff Puff was first to follow the old lady with Axel following behind.

They were finally out of the dark alleyways of Osaka, and onto the main street. None of them knew what time it was, but it is clear that it's around midnight due to every shop closing it's doors. The neon lights were lit out, as well as the lights that are used to emit light in the shops during working hours. The only light that are still lit are the street lamps.

"It's so dark here," Puff Puff started. "And there's, like, a whole different vibe to it as well..."

"Yeah, that's what i'm thinking, y'know?" Axel replied.

"Hey, lady, how long until we get there?" He asked, the old lady chuckled. "Just a little further now..." Her voice was rough due to her sore throat, but it's probably also because of age.

"We're here now." Said the old lady. Turns out, she runs a local inn. It's not big and fancy, it's more small and humble. When the duo went inside, they felt a sense of relaxation, as if all of their worries and responsibilities are lifted off of their shoulders.

"I'll lead you two to your rooms. Then, you should come down to eat, and after that you should take a bath and have a looong rest." She smiled, leading them upstairs into their room. It was quite empty, with nothing but a TV and a futon bed. "Oh, how unfortunate." Cooed the old lady, "Looks like i have to set another bed for you. You two go right downstairs and eat, i'll prepare the bed for you."

Axel and Puff Puff nodded before going downstairs. Due to the fact that almost all of the residents here are asleep, the two have an advantage of eating without being eyed on for being foreigners. "Finally! Good food!" Puff Puff exclaimed, looking at the plate of rice and slices of chicken. "I dunno, looks bland to me." Axel said as he stares into his bowl of rice. He looked to the side and saw Puff Puff ravaging that shit like there's no tomorrow. He wasn't even using chopsticks, but rather his hands. "Damn, you're really hungry, huh?" Axel asked with a hint of sarcasm in his voice. "Duh." Puff replied, food still stuffed in his mouth, making his cheeks puff up. "I forgot the last time i had a proper meal..." His voice was incoherent, but Axel doesn't give a damn about that.

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"Axel, is it really necessary that we buy weapons?" Puff Puff asked, fixing his glasses as he browsed through the big selection of weapons. Guns, knifes, and other knick knacks were displayed.

"And besides, how are we gonna carry them all?"

Axel rolled his eyes, "Relax, dude. We're just window shopping."

"Yeah, remember last time when we were window shopping? You dead-ass wasted our hard earned money for some expensive ass di-" Axel quickly puts his hand over Puff Puff's mouth, remembering how he lost that 'toy' a few months after buying it. "Not in public, dimwit!" Axel exclaimed before looking towards the employees and other people of the store. They all had an 'what was that?' expression, and the silence was... Loud. Axel quickly removed his hand on Puff Puff's mouth as he tidied himself up.

Soon, the duo left to find gas.

Meanwhile, in the hills of Sweden...

A mother was running away with an infant in her arms, and a young child running beside her. Behind them were two big-headed green creatures, with wide eyes that are black as a whole. Yeah, they were running away from aliens.

"Mama!" The young child yelled, the mother could feel the absent in his presence. When she looked back, one of the aliens had taken the boy by force. The little boy's eyes started to leak, and he tried his best to get out of the alien's grasps, but he was too weak for that.

BANG!

The sound of a gun set off. It hit the other alien.

The man in the distance smirked under his mask.

Without a second thought, both aliens went and attacked the tall man. The two bought in their own pistols and proceeded to shoot at him, but the tall man avoided them all with no fail.

The tall man punched one of the aliens with his fists. But it was hard as steels, afterall, this whole alien invasion thing started around a few months ago. He hasn't had any combat training beforehand.

"Ah!" The blonde gasped before getting smacked down to the grassy ground by the aliens. The blonde bit their hands as hard as he could before the alien that held him jolted up, giving the man a chance to kick him in the balls. It also gave a chance for the man to grab his shotgun.

The blonde noticed the alien he shot was bleeding everywhere. He jumped up and put him to the ground before shooting him to the chest. With the pressure he put on the alien, more blood was seeping out of him.

He looked back, but was given a hard punch to the face. His lips started to bleed, and his cheeks ached.

Before the blonde could shoot him, the alien went in and went full psycho. He punch him over and over again, and to add the cherry on the top? It was on his left cheek, where the burn marks from the Britain Fire that summer.

The blonde was getting weak, before...

BANG!

A sound of a shotgun. But where did it come from?

The alien went flat on the ground. It went striaght through the eye, giving the blonde man time to get up.

"Let me help you, sir." The mother said, giving a helping hand. His young son was holding his infant sibling, trying to soothe the baby from the loud noise.

"Thank you..." He muttered.

"There's a safe space near... Let me lead you there..."

After what it feels like walking for ages, they made it. In the distance was a village near the beach, where the community within was taking care of survivors and those who have no where to take shelter.

The family was safe. And the blonde man was patched up. He figured that he needed time to rest before he's on the hunt again.

Now, he was on the beach. He sat on the sat as he was looking out on the horizon, the sky was a beautiful orange to pink ombré gradient.

He sighed, wondering if this madness would end one day. He lifted up his fox mask to finally let in fresh air into his nostrils. He begins to imagine what he might do after this... Colonization ends.

Maybe he'd be back to making dairy products? He has a bit of experience making cheese in the last few weeks before the invasion came. Or maybe... He can be an author and write sappy love stories? But, he doesn't even know how to find the right words to express it. Or... Could he settle down and start a family? That's... Impossible. For him atleast.

Then, he noticed something that got stranded on the shore of the beach. He stood up and took a closer look at it. And then, he realized something. It was... A single drumstick. It's an ordinary drumstick. A drumstick that belongs to... Axel.

"Axel..." Benatar read the name that was written on the end of the stick.

"How are you guys doing? Wherever you are..." A single tear went down his cheek. He never realized how lonely he had become.

In Osaka...

"AXEL, WAIT THE FUCK UP!" Puff Puff yelled, the two men were running as fast as they can through the alleyways. "AXEL, CHILL THE FUCK DOWN! WE'RE NOT IN SOME OLYMPIC ARENA!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WHINY BITCH!" Axel yelled back at Puff Puff, with a gallon of gas in his hands, with another one in Puff Puff's.

"GET BACK HERE!" Some big looking Japanese guy yelled, the two men fastened their pace. Yup, you guessed it. Because of how broke Axel and Puff Puff is, they ended up stealing two gallons of gas for the boat. And they thought they were slick with it...

Unfortunately, the duo ended up in a dead end. The two looked back, and there he was... The scary, tough looking guy.

His build was like a bodybuilder and his face was written with 'fuck you' on it. It's also worth-noting that his face... It suddenly became pale. And he passed out.

"That's..." Puff Puff started, "What was that?"

"Hey, dude."

"AHH!" Puff Puff screamed (like a girl), but just in time for Wax to shush him up. "Shut up, man. We don't wanna get caught!" He whispered and screamed. "Wax? What're you doing here?" Axel asked.

Wax started to retell his story, Puff Puff gave a deadpan expression upon hearing the fact that G.I.A. was still alive. "Welp, the first thing i'm doing when i get back is to make G.I.A. go offline."

"Same, she wasn't impressed with my dick." Axel added.

Wait, what?

Puff Puff and Wax looked at him, with skepticism written on their faces. "Axel, don't tell me you..." Puff Puff felt like he got hit by a truck when he realized what Axel did all those years ago. "N-Nevermind, let's just..." Axel said, trying to distract his friends, "Let's go back to the inn and check out! We got the gas, right?" Axel smiled.

And just like that, the trio took a break at their room. "So, Wax, how did you get from America to way over here?" Puff Puff asked, "I borrowed someone's submarine." Puff Puff looked impressed, considering that Tennessee was a landlocked state. "Okay..." Four eyes replied, feeling confused. "And where's the submarine now?" Axel asked. "Oh, about that," Wax chuckled, looking a little sheepish as well, "I got attacked by demons and it sank." And with the mention of demons, Axel and Puff Puff locked in.

"Tell us more." Puff Puff demanded. "Yeah, how the fuck did that happen?" 

"I dunno, i was trying to look for Benatar, right? But Britain had some sort of terrorist attack or something, i dunno. The point is, Britain blew up. Gone, reduced to ashes. Uh, but anyways, i got out of my submarine and took in the scenery. And then i got attacked by demons! They even gave me a battle scar for it!" Wax flexed the bruise on the side of his stomach. "Ouch." Puff Puff gasped.

"But, i know their weakness!" The brunette duo listened intently, "They enjoy watching us in fear, anger, and frustration. If we fight them with bravery, they will weaken."

"That's it?"

"Yeah, that's it." Wax smiled at his two good friends.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. "I knew you guys are going away on your journey tomorrow. Why not drink to your heart's content today?" The old lady from yesterday asked, settling down a tray of an alcoholic beverage before walking away.

"Hey, Axel, i just realized something." Puff Puff said, getting Axel's attention. "Why aren't there any other people here in this inn?"

"Now that you mention it, i'm getting the heebie jeebies..." Axel replied, slightly getting goosebumps.

"Dude, this Inn is in an alleyway, of course no one's gonna notice." Wax chimed in, trying to rationalize the situation.

"Yeah, you're right... But, why in an alleyway in the first place?" Puff asked, he felt uneasy now that he thinked about it.

"Who knows, it used to be something else befor eit became a small Inn." Axel poured himself a glass of the alcoholic beverage before drinking it down in one swig.

Wax poured himself a glass as well, and so did Puff Puff.

Not even 2 glasses in and the three men started to feel weird. "Dude... Wax, is.. Are those snakes?" Wax looked around frantically, "ON YOUR ARMS, DUMBASS!" Puff Puff said before he forced Wax to look down. "Whoah, what the frick?!"

"Oh my God, is that... A Carebear?" Axel pointed at the cuddly, pink bear. "It's picking a fight with..." He moved the hair away from his face, "Bill Cosby?"

"Damn, i want sum pudding..." Puff Puff began to slur before he shook his head and noticed something weird about the side affects of the drink. "W-Wait, Wax, we went through this before, didn't we?" He asked, trying to bare the nausea he faced.

"I-I think so..." Wax replied weakly.

"Check the drink. That lady must've bought us that... Drink from that bar years ago..." With Puff's words, Wax checked the bottle and said that it was sake. Puff didn't bought it and ripped the label off of it, to which it is indeed orphan tears.

"I KNEW IT!" Puff exclaimed, "It was orphan tears!"

"The fuck is... Hic! Orphan tears?" Axel slured over his words. "It's a sick drink that makes you see crazy shit..." Puff replied before feeling like he needed to gag.

Without even getting to the toilet, he threw up on the spot and collapsed on the ground. Puff closed his eyes, but his friends doesn't seem to care as they collapsed with him as well. When Puff Puff opened his eyes, he realized that the building he was in was just an abandoned warehouse disguised as an inn. No wonder why he and Axel were the only one's staying.

He heard rustling noises coming from beside him and... Was that the old lady from before? She was a succubus this whole time?!

The succubus took the three men back to Hell. Puff Puff is bracing himself on what's gonna happen next.

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Hello, everyone, Lulu here. I usually don't make (and prefer not to make) updates like this, but here goes nothing.

I know i haven't updated this book in about 5 months, and i know that you guys have been anticipating and waiting on the next chapter to come out. And while yes, i'm free from all of my school duties for a month (actually 2 weeks because that's all that's left), i think i'm going to spend it editing all of the chapters one by one because i just think the way i write has improved a bit.

And don't worry, hopefully i'll be back to adding more chapters this December or maybe even earlier.

Also, i have other books i need to update.

(Happy first anniversary to this book)