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**PREVIOUSLY ON THIS DUMBASS IS KIDNAPPED**
Wow! Looks like the Terror Twins failed to save the others since they're now the victims. Where's your hero now? On the same night, new victims have been claimed by the Capturer, this time from Guns n Roses. Those guys are Slash and Duff Mckagan (surprising). That night also came with loss, like when Vince didn't watch his steps and died and when Peter killed himself. We also found out there was an electrical chip inside our rockers after they witnessed Ace die for the second time. Now I wonder who will join the party next...
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Tommy: The next day... We're still here... And no one even noticed...
Nikki: Is it bad I almost died of laughter when everyone died? God I sound like a psychopath! *laughs hysterically*
Duff: Honestly, I don't blame you. It's funny that no one out there seems to notice we're gone. That's the worst part!
Slash: *sighs* I really hate this place. Getting captured is boring.
Nikki: *groans* This whole thing is starting to get really frustrating!
Capturer: *walks in* Good morning everyone!
Tommy: Go away you asshole! Kill yourself!!!
Capturer: Oh... Okay... When I feel like it! *walks off*
Tommy: *rages* This guy is such a fucking asshole!!! Does he get off to rockers suffering or what?!!! Man! People... Society...
Slash: I honestly don't see the point of panicking anymore. Good thing I bought my cigarettes and Playboy magazine. I'm just gonna chill now.
Duff: Wow. Really? Now?
Tommy: Wait! How long have we been here? Do you guys remember?
Slash: For me and Duff, it had been one day, but I don't know about you guys.
Tommy: Look, I know for a fact it has been many weeks by now, and the police STILL hasn't found us! Why is that?!
Slash: ...
Duff: ...
Nikki: ...I actually don't know.
Tommy: Oh come on!!!