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Kyoko goes to a GREGGS...

Summary:

Kyoko is visiting the United Kingdom and feeling rather peckish, so she decided to park her 2001 Ford Focus hatchback, walk to the nearest GREGGS and line up for a sausage roll and some coffee.

Chapter 1

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The former Ultimate Detective Kyoko Kirigiri, or the "Super High School Level Detective" in the original fan localisation back when the Danganronpa game was once exclusive to Japan and on the PSP, but I'm quickly going off on a bit of a tangent, so let's begin the bloody story.

 

Years after surviving the final Killing Game, the one from Danganronpa 3, spoilers by the way, and yes judging by the story, Kyoko survived, so anyway, Kyoko was on a holiday to visit the United Kingdom, around England, you can specify where she currently is if you want, I ain't gonna bother. Kyoko was driving a rather old Ford Focus hatchback from 2001, specifically one of the first generations of Ford Focus, which was the replacement of the iconic Ford Escort after 1998. Anyway, she drove to a local town center in some English town, she was rather peckish and thought to herself, "I haven't eaten since last morning, so I'm gonna go out on a bite to eat".

 

Drag Cars featured - Customized 2001 Ford Focus - Super Street Magazine

 

Kyoko drove her way to the parking area and parked her 2001 Ford Focus hatchback next to some shitty Peugeot 307, unbuckled her seatbelt, exited her car and locked it just in case some Chav looking to steal her 2001 Ford Focus. Kyoko then walked to the town center and found herself with multiple choices where she could eat, a local chippy, a McDonald's, local Peri Peri chicken shops, a local Indian restaurant, a kebab shop and even a rare Popeye's for extra measure. Kyoko was left with many choices, but none were suitable solutions to her hunger, she wanted something comforting, something from a bakery, and something with pastry, meat and also provides coffee, her eyes were drawn to GREGGS, a British bakery chain, it ain't the best, nor the worst, so this will suffice.

 

Kyoko entered the local GREGGS and there was a small line, so uhh, she looked what's behind the glass and saw something that caught her attention, a classic GREGGS sausage roll, a bag with 4 cold sausage rolls that she could eat throughout her car journey to an unspecified location. It was exactly what she was looking for, so to balance out the sausage rolls, she wanted something sweet, so she looked at the window again and found plentiful options between some bread cake, custard doughnuts, jam doughnuts, glazed doughnuts and a selectful choices of biscuits and cookies. She has chosen a few glazed doughnuts, they reminded her of a few things, Aoi enjoys them, and she wanted to see what all the fuss is about. Next, Kyoko's next priority is the drink, she wanted a black coffee, and luckily for her, thanks to pegging her husband Makoto the other day, there was just enough Americano coffee left for her.

Other companies could learn a thing or two from Greggs' success | The Independent | The Independent

Now she knew what she wanted, it was Kyoko's turn to order her lunch, she greeted the lady behind the till and precisely told the lady her order, the lady listed out her order and everything together cost £8 in total, Kyoko paid for her meal, thanked the lady behind the till and waited for at most a minute for her Americano coffee. She grabbed her meal, walked out of the door and walked her way back to her 2001 Ford Focus hatchback in the parking area. She entered her 2001 Ford Focus, buckled her seatbelt, reversed her way out of the parking space next to a shitty Peugeot 307, and drove off with her lunch beside her.

 

After a hundred more miles, Kyoko needs to refuel her 2001 Ford Focus hatchback soon at the nearest petrol station.

 

To be continued...???

Chapter 2: Kyoko refuels her 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback at a Petrol Station

Summary:

Kyoko refuels her 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback at a Petrol Station because she was running out of fuel.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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So where were we... oh yes! Kyoko's 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback began to run out of fuel... so yeah...

 

Anyway, Kyoko opened up her phone and searched for the nearest Petrol Station to her current location, after a quick search the results showed the closest Petrol Station was at the start of an unspecified motorway, or a highway to the American people. So what you'd expect the story to go, Kyoko drove her 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback to the closest Petrol Station and stopped her car next to the petrol pumps. The 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback runs on Petrol by the way, I'd rather the car not be running on Diesel for this story... and why do Americans call it "Gas", it's a liquid, not a gas. I'm going on a tangent again, so let's move on to the next bit.

Analysis: What future is there for rural petrol stations? | Autocar

Kyoko opened the door, stepped out of her 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback with the Americano coffee in hand, opened the fuel cap on her 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback, picked up the Petrol hose and started refuelling her car. While the petrol is pumping her 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback, she calmly watches the fuel meter as she's close to finishing her Americano coffee she purchased in GREEGS during the previous chapter. After a short moment Kyoko's 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback is finally refuelled, she slots the hose back, closes her fuel cap, walks towards the bloke running the petrol station and pays him the correct amount of money displayed on the screen at the fuel pump. I'm not bothered researching and calculating the exact payment, because it's bloody late.

Gpl montée d'usine Ford Focus d'un plein à la station essence Photo Stock - Alamy

Satisfied with refuelling her car, she can finally drive back to the hotel I forgot to mention during the previous chapter, so let's pretend I mentioned it and get back to the story. Kyoko entered her 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback, buckled her seatbelt and drove out of the Petrol Station. Now happy she finally left the Petrol Station, Kyoko took a sausage roll from the previous chapter and took a bite. It was pretty nice, so she gradually ate the first sausage roll out of the four she purchased at GREGGS. She's saving the rest for later, alongside the two glazed doughnuts. Sadly, Kyoko's luck from pegging Makoto the other day has run out, a drizzle has caused a crash up the motorway, and she has to wait in a traffic jam.

"Only in Britain" Kyoko mutters to herself.

 

To be continued...???

Notes:

The next part will be...

"Kyoko waits in a traffic jam because some wanker crashed their Vauxhall Astra Diesel over some light drizzle"

Chapter 3: Kyoko is stuck in a traffic jam

Summary:

Some wanker crashed their Vauxhall Astra Diesel over because of a light drizzle of rain

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While Kyoko got back in her 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback, a small amount of rain began to fall from the sky, a tiny amount of drizzle, which normally doesn't matter to her, it's just a tiny amount of rain, so what's left between her and the hotel she's staying in is a motorway, which is a highway to you Americans... as I mentioned on Part 2. Anyway, she drives out of the Petrol Station area, and proceeds to drive towards the unspecified motorway.

1999 Opel Astra G 2.0 DTI 16V (101 Hp) | Technical specs, data, fuel consumption, Dimensions

As Kyoko turns to the corner that connects to the motorway, she finds a load of vehicles not moving, which can only mean, somebody had an accident up the motorway. Annoyed that she has to wait for a while for the mess to be cleaned up, she turns on her phone to see what is happening around the local area. She quickly discovered the accident was not from speeding, or a chase, or an argument between two drivers, it was caused by some old woman driving a 1999 Vauxhall Astra Diesel losing control over a drizzle of rain. Kyoko annoyed mumbled to herself, "Only in Britain", of all possibilities, it has to be something as dumb as this.

 

As she slowly progressed up the motorway, Kyoko was rather peckish, so she picked up the second sausage roll from Part 1, and slowly began to eat it. Outside of her 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback, she can hear a lot of horns, blokes getting more pissed off by the uncertainty when they can go in the pub, children crying and worse of them all, James Corden began running down the motorway trying to increase everybody's morale.

James Corden dresses as a mouse and thrusts at drivers to promote new musical | The Independent

As James Corden was singing inside a mouse costume like he did in that one YouTube video, a bunch of angry blokes got out of their cars, and surrounded James Corden, "Are you gonna join me guys!?" said James Corden, then a middle-aged bald bloke punched James Corden in the jaw, knocking him flying backwards towards the rear windshield of a 2006 BMW 3-Series. James' weight alone smashed the window, the guy inside the BMW got out of his car screaming, he then dragged James Corden off his car, and proceeded to stomp on his face, the other blokes saw what was happening and proceeded to join in, which quickly lead to James Corden bumping on Kyoko's 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback.

 

Pissed off that unfunny wanker dented her door, she got out of her 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback, grabbed James Corden's head, placed it behind her opened door and smashed his head multiple times with the door of her 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback. Kyoko never normally would do something like this, but he was so annoying and unfunny that she simply wanted to smash his face with her car door. It was therapeutic until he dropped down unconscious. After being hammered by 300 tired drivers, James Corden was lifted by Paramedics in a helicopter, and as they flew into the distance, two ballistic missiles launched towards the helicopter and blew it up.

Top 10 Movie Helicopter Explosions | Articles on WatchMojo.com

So anyway, the traffic began to clear, and Kyoko's finally free to go back to the hotel and see Makoto again and probably peg him later on. Kyoko rides off to the sunset inside her 2001 Ford Focus Hatchback, and is ready to go back to the hotel and give Makoto his two sausage rolls she got from GREGGS, and gives a glazed ring doughnut to herself and Makoto...

 

 

The End???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By the way, Kyoko does peg Makoto in the end, so everything turned out okay. She also got her 2001 Ford Focus Hatchbacks door repaired too a day later, so everything is back on the up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then Kyoko pegs Makoto again.

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