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After a long day of playing volleyball and winning against Kakugawa High School Volleyball Club and Ohgi Minami. Just as they are about to head out and get on the bus to return to school. Everyone was there besides Kiyoko because she was doing a quick little search in the building to see if anyone forgot anything. As they were walking towards the door Hinata remembers that he forgot his water bottle. Yachi offers to go grab it cause idk she got nothing better to do .She tells them she’ll meet up with them on the bus. As she walks up the stairs she sees sho’s water bottle. Shes about 2 go downstairs when someone grabs her arm
“HEY BGG 😛” terushima says
“Girl what the fuck???” kyoko says
“Yoo I'm trynna get ur digits shawty!! Ur mad fine”
“Uhh….. no???”
“Girl what do you mean?? U dont like really really want me??”
“Thats correct, i think ur like a 5 at best and thats me being generous”
“Damn girl thats cold… i like it 😉”
“Actually kay why ess”
“I like how ur playing hard to get hehehhhaha, now come over here” 💋
“WOAH MAN” yachi says
They both spin their heads towards the voice
“Oml yachi-”
“What the mother flying FUCK do u think ur doing with my girlfriend u skeeze???”
“Woah woah woah ur GIRLFRIEND??????” terushima exclaims
“Yeah u BITCH im GAY”
Yachi stomps over and grabs kyokos hand from terushimas. She doesnt belong to u you nasty skank! Women arent for u ideals and pleasure. And dont even THINK about asking us if you can watch us make out!”
“Woah woah lets not assume here! Im actually also gay, bi if were being specific.” terushima uwuly says
“Woah what?” kyoko says
“Uh yeah…”
“Damn thats crazy i wouldve never guessed” yachi sayss
“I mean ive never dated a guy but ive liked a couple…”
“Huh” kyoko ponders
“Uhm actually since this didn’t work out… is there any cute guys down to be in a relationship on ur team? 0\\\\\o “ terushima says shyly
“Yk what kyoko senpai? I know just the guy” yachi says
“Are u thinking of one of our DEAR first years my lovely lovely girlfriend?
“Omg yes queen! You can always read my mind”
“Hehe yeah”
Then they start like violently making out
“D-damn girls what the fuck????” terushima squeaked out
Kiyoko just flipped him off while not breaking contact
“W-wait! Which guy were you talking about though? Im so wonely pwease set me up”
The lesbians simply ignore him and continue to eat each others faces off.
“Aw damn, yk maybe this is a sign from the universe that I should just cut my losses and head back home”
As Yuji dejectedly trudges down the stairs, he sees someone walking on the other side of the staircase going up. Yuji has to rub his eyes a couple times because holy shit! This guy was the finest man he’d seen in his life! And he had seen some pretty damn fine men in his life. He froze in his tracks with his jaw dropped, effectively covering up the stairs preventing the hot hot man from going upstairs. When the finest man in the world had reached the obstacle in his journey hes tucked in his outgrown mullet that had a platinum under dye and opened his mouth to talk.
“Uhm, are you okay?”
“Oh great his voice is so cute too” Yuji thought
“O-oh erm im okay sorry just froze up for a second” Yuji said with his hands on his head
As Yuji hopes that a big black hole just comes and swallow him whole, he feels a hand on his head. He slowly lifts up his head to be met with the sight of a concerned beautiful mother fucker.
“Are you sure your okay?? Dont see too many people just frozen in the middle of a staircase too often,” Mr hawtie says.
Yuji finally clocking where he is and who hes snaps back up and responds “Im sure, just got a little distracted,” he says while looking sir cuntalot up and down
The gorgeous man flushes and then takes a deep breath, “who are you???”
“Your future lover I hope,” Yuji smirks
Cutie Patootie lets out a giggle that makes Yuji want to go to a shrine before he goes home to thank the gods for letting him meet such a hottie pottie.
“Ur bold”
“Terushima Yuji’s my name actually but ill be glad to be bold around u so i can get with you,” we winked
“Im Yamaguchi Tadashi,” he says while sticking out a hand
Yuji instinctively blushes bc holy moly even his NAME is cute and almost leads tadashi hanging.
“Hey- im sorry but is there any way i could get your snap or smth?” Yuji barely gets out.
“TADASHI!!!!” a certain pair of angroy lesbians holler from the bottom of stairs “HURRY UP THE BUS IS GONNA LEAVE!!”
“Its nice meeting you yuji, mby ill see u later,” tadashi says before quickly giving yuji a quick kiss on the cheek before heading down the stairs he never fully climbed.
Yuji’s mouth almost reaches his ass cheeks with how gobsmacked he is. Did the man of his dreams just peck him on the cheek THEN LEAVE?!?!?! Yuji dramatically drops to the floor in agony and has the worst blush known to man.
Out of know where Misaki comes strolling in “Yuji-kun??? Hello are you dead?!?!?! PLS DONT BE DEAD WE HAVE A MATCH TMRW WTF”
“Oh ym god misaki.”
“Oh thank god hes breathing, NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U WHY HAVENT U BEEN ANSWERING MY CALSS U DUMB BITCH”
“I just met the love of my life” yuji said his eyes the size of saucers