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Stardust works at McDonphan’s.
Stardust finished an order. “Okay, that'll be 6.99.”
Depth tilted his head. “6.99… What?”
Stardust glared at his brother. “6.99… Dollars?”
“Dollars…?” Depth paused. “What a strange currency.”
Stardust, annoyed, pointed towards the exit. “Get out.”
Then, a couple minutes later, he finished Coral’s order.
“Okay, that'll be… About 19.69$.” He mumbled to the pink-haired blue-eyed rabbit-ear-and-glasses-wearing girl.
“Ohh, you want me to pay?” She put her hands on her hips. “Well, I can pay with a song…” She then hummed the McDonphan's advertisement theme.
Stardust stared at her heavily. “Aren't you banned from here?”
“What do you want?” Stardust groaned as another one of his classmates turned up at the counter, Laurel, stood there.
“Hey classmate! You know what I'm here for!” Laurel smiled.
“You gotta wait ‘til May 26th.” Stardust stared blankly.
Now was Hu, who despite being much younger, seemed to have a lot of money on him.
“Alright, that'll be 3.79, give me your money.” Stardust grumbled.
“...Or what?” Hu said condescendingly, as if he was trying to intimidate Stardust- despite Hu literally being about 8 years old. When Stardust didn't respond, Hu just smirked again and tilted his head.
“Not now.” Stardust responded.
Dandelion turned up there too.
“What are you doing here-” Stardust asked.
“I want a happy meal!” Dandelion rasped.
“Get it yourself.” Stardust narrowed his eyes.
“How am I supposed to find happiness in this dark world…?” Dandelion complained.
Detective Yuma looked down at Stardust. “Hey, uh… Can I get a happy meal?”
Stardust looked up at the much taller person blankly and shrugged. “What are you doing here.”
ignore how i have on oc who shares a name with my favorite synthv detective yuma was made before i was a synthv/vocaloid fan
Next up was Sparrow and his sister Jaye.
“...Anything you want?” Stardust asked.
Jaye looked up at Stardust blankly. “I want coconut milk.”
Stardust pointed over the counter. “Y'know, I really wished we had that!”
Jaye looked down in disappointment. “Oh.” She mumbled. She looked back up. “Okay, bye.” She then ran off, leading Sparrow to chase after her.
Coral returned. “I WANT CHIKORITA NUGGETS! I WANT CHIKORITA NUGGETS!” She yelled from across the counter.
“You’re still banned from here, Y'know.” Stardust commented.
Corey pulled up next. “Do you wanna-”
“Join you and your friends?” Stardust cut him off. “No, we're not accepting recruitments.”
Then Mr. Luciano was there. He stared at Stardust awkwardly after handing him a piece of paper with his order on it.
Stardust stared back.
Luciano continued.
Stardust finally snapped and said something. “What?”
Now was time for the last customer of the day, Aspen.
“FINALLY!” Stardust called out. “A NORMAL CUSTOMER! What do you want- Actually, I know what you want- here, just take it!” He proceeded to hand Aspen a tray with one burger, one serving of fries, and Aspen’s least favorite flavor of soda.
Aspen stared at it and frowned and
walked away quickly and awkwardly, stumbling over his feet for a second and sitting down.