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Lumina was listening to rock music, thinking of beating asses so cooly until she thought about actually beating someone's ass. Hmmmmm, what if I beat Darkfarts ass. YES I will TOTALLY beat that fat ass.
Illumina telaports ti Darkheart who was picking flowers for his boyfriend and Illumina looks pissed because that purple bitch cant get any bitches or anyone.
“Grrr i challenge you to a sword fight”
“Why?”
“Because i need to beat someone's ass”
So illumina summoned her sword and lunged at Darkheart who summoned their sword and they started to fight. A lot of blocking and fighting later and Illumina lost because she's a bitch
“L bozo”
Darkheart was stepping on Illuminas back while she was forced onto the ground
“Grrrrrr i hate you”
“Me too!”
Illumina left because she was embarrassed that she lost