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This Is Getting Ridiculous

Summary:

It's started with dreams about his partner and crush, but now it's getting out of hand! Adrien Agreste has been dreaming about the beautiful red clad hero for too many nights now and he wants to figure out how to stop them, but he ends up getting a lot more than that! Follow our beloved black cat as he delves into love, lust and down right confusion!
(I started this forever ago so it's all pre season 2!)

Notes:

I-I'm sorry. It's the first chapter, but, yeah... also I'm posting the rough draft because it turned out better than the edited copy, so excuse any errors.

Enjoy :3

Chapter 1: This is insane

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                Twice now- er wait. Was it three? Maybe it was four. Well it was at least one too many times now, where Adrien Agreste has woken up to find himself covered in sweat and with a slick, and very uncomfortable feeling in his boxers. The blonde groaned as his body fell onto the bed. His eyes fell to his clock that read 3:34am in bright green letters.

“Happened again?” A nasally voice spoke out. The small black cat like kwami yawned and flew over to flick on the bathroom light. “Don’t tell me it was about Ladybug again.”

Adrien stood and waddled to his bathroom. “Yeah, it was.”

Plagg sighed and flew to the desk. “I’m gonna need more cheese if you keep this up. Your unholy moaning is so loud I’d much prefer if you snored.” He popped open the silver tin and began to munch on his treat.

“Am I that loud?” He shut his bathroom door and proceeded to turn on the shower. He stripped and stepped in, shuddering at the water hitting his skin.

Adrien had no clue where these dreams came from or why they started. Maybe it was the natural hormones of him being a 17 year old boy, and Ladybug was just his minds way of releasing them. Maybe he was horny, but it was most likely their last battle, and Adriene notice how tight her suit really was and how it undeniably hugged every curve, and edge of her body. Yeah, it was probably that. It had a week and some since he’d seen her last, and since then, he had been woken up almost every night by some dream of him and Ladybug. He had always loved her for who she was, brave, smart, witty, but since he finally analyzed her he realized there was a strong physical pull. His mind wandered back to the dream he had five minutes ago.

It was a cool summer night and he and Ladybug were on the rooftop of some building. There was a supposed akuma attack, but they had looked all over Paris and something had yet to appear.

“We’ve been looking around for ages! I swear that post on the LadgyBlog was just some ploy for the admin to catch photos of us!”

Adrien flashed his signature Chat Noir grin and shimmed closer to her. “Well, it’s not all that bad my lady, we can get some time to actually talk, maybe even talk about our purrr-sonal lives.”

She giggled and turned to him. “Silly kitty. You know we shouldn’t, it’s too risky.”

Chat rolled his eyes and groaned. “But, it’s been 4 years! We’re 17 now! We could even hit up some clubs together if we wanted! We could hang out,” he sighed and his shoulders sagged. “We could maybe even date, I mean, if you were into me.” He looked back to her, green eyes meeting her blue ones. “The real me.”

“Well, Chat, we could do some things without having to know each other.” The last word came out in a whisper and she lightly pressed her lips to his.

Things picked up quickly as soon as Adrien realized what was happening, and one kiss, led into a make-out session and the make-out session led to the two, rutting against each other in a desperate hope to finish.

And then he would wake up just as he reached his climax. Adrien shut the water off and leaned against the showers tiled wall. "I'll never be able to look at her again." He stepped out and grabbed a towel. Somehow, he needed to put an end to these dreams.  He threw on a clean pair of boxers and threw off the dirtied blanket and crawled under the sheet.

Plagg curled up on the pillow by his head. "You say that, then you’re going to save the world with her and it'll just be rinse and repeat for you mon ami."

"Shut up plagg." he turned and faced the wall and slowly but surely, fell back to sleep.

The morning came quicker than it should have, and the blond slowly opened his eyes to the ringing of his alarm.

Plagg was floating in front of it with an irritated look. "You were even louder this time."

Adrien immediately sat up and threw his sheets off, only to be greeted with another mess. “GOD DAMN IT!” He had to find a way to stop these dreams, or else commando would be his only choice!