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Part 2 of Songs of My Durge Bard
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2024-06-26
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Mustache Song

Summary:

My Durge bard is silly, and this is a song that popped into her head after misreading the proper name of the Chosen of Bane, once she met him in person. The invitation to this meeting was the first one that included his name, and it ended up covered in blood before it was delivered to her.

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Here comes Enver Gortash 

He ain't got no mustache 

But you'd think that he would

From the sound of his name

A bit of shadow on his jaw

But not a hair at all

Got more hair on his chest

Than he does on his face

 

No mustache at all

 

Here comes Enver Gortash 

Don't you say he's got no mustache 

And maybe he would

But it don't grow the right way

A bit of shadow on his jaw

But not a hair at all

Got more hair on his chest

Than he does on his face

 

No mustache at all

 

Here comes Enver Gortash 

I don't think he needs a mustache

But maybe he does

Cuz that's the name that he chose 

A bit of shadow on his jaw

But not a hair at all

Got more hair on his chest

Than he does on his face

 

No mustache at all

 

Here comes Enver Gortash 

He ain't got no mustache 

Why in the Hells would he choose that name?

I don't fucking know.

 

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