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Kara and Treston have been dating for some time now. They have been in a happy relationship, no arguments, no issues. Until, one night, Treston randomly leaves without a trace. Kara, the overprotective girlfriend she is, follows him.
Kara follows Treston for a while, until he enters a door that leads to the rooftop of their apartment building. Quietly, she follows Treston, climbing up the stairs after him. The door to the roof was closed, so she decided to slowly open it, a small crack. What she sees next is shocking.
Zack, Treston’s best friend, carrying Treston and pinning him against the concrete wall. Kara witnesses this, and she is absolutely heartbroken. Tears well up in her eyes, and she screams, loud and broken.
”THIS IS WHY YURI IS BETTER THAN YAOI!” Kara yells, running away dramatically. Treston looks over at Kara, slowly reaching to the door that Kara was once in. Zack didn’t care, so he grabbed Treston’s chin, and started making out with him again.
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Kara is running through the hallways, crying. She run’s past YSK’s room, who happens to hear her footsteps, and he opens the door, knocking Kara over. “K-Kara-kun! Are you okay!?” YSK asked, leaning over Kara to help her up.
Kara was a sobbing mess. “M-My boyfriend of 50 years cheated on me!” Kara sobbed harder, gripping his shirt and falling to her knees, bringing YSK down with her. YSK looks Kara directly in the eyes, making eye contact. “Don’t worry kitten… Daddy’s always here for you.”
Kara’s breath hitched in her throat, and YSK leans in, grabbing her chin and starts making out with her. They go on for this for hours, until the crack of dawn.
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Cheese and Ivy were in their apartment, seperated from everyone else. As usual, Cheese was having another drama attack. Ivy was trying all he could, to cheer up Cheese, but nothing was working. Even Alan tried calling Cheese, to have another late night makeout session, but they never answered.
Ivy was starting to get worried, as always, but Cheese was really sad, because no one was replying to the 500 tweets they tweeted on their private account on Twitter. Cheese finally decided what they were going to do.
Cheese took some american cheese out of the fridge. They took their Izuku plush, and put him in a blender. After Izuku was all blended, they put the remains on the cheese and fucking ate it whole. All in one bite.
Cheese died. Ivy cried the entire night, and finally decided to make some depressed BakuDeku slime at 3AM, tears in his eyes. He ate it and died.
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Ruby, Goon, and Cal were hanging out on Cal’s Alaska-king-sized bed. They were watching My Hero Academia: World Heroes Mission. Until, Ruby said she had to get something from her apartment. She left, and never came back.
While Goon and Cal were waiting for her, they decided to do a bunch of different things, such as watching TikTok, Instagram Reels, and making out, yuri style.
When Goon and Cal stopped making out, Cal spoke up. “Nya! We’re so skibidi!” Goon smirked, chuckling. “Yeah, we’re pretty fanum tax.” Cal smiled. “I just wanna be your sigma. Freaking come here, give me your Ohio.” Cal smirked, making out with Goon once more.
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Treston and Zack moved from the rooftop, to the outside of the pool. Zack was sitting on the pool’s steps, with Treston standing, because he’s short. They were making out in the pool for 9 hours, 11 minutes, and 20.01 seconds, until Treston pulled Zack’s arm, dragging him to Zack’s car. Zack picks up Treston, bodyslamming him onto his car hood.
It ended up denting the car, but the power of yaoi fixed it a few seconds later. 🏳️🌈🧑🏻❤️💋🧑🏿 They started wildly making out on the car, going in every single position possible (no homo!). While they were making, the super straight policeman, Horsin, walked up to the gay scene.
”Hey fellas, look’s like y’all are horsin’ around! Mind if I join in?” Horsin smirks, and Zack gives him the biggest side eye ever, stating; “Treston’s my omega kitten.” Zack snarled. Horsin drops his baton, running away crying, starting his homophobic villain arc…
END OF CHAP. 1!!!