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One beatifull day Shrek drove to the local Walmart and saw da most beadiful persons he had ever seen... It was the 44th president of the United States of America Barack Obama the other one was the one the only Adam Sandler. Shrek instantly fell in love with them and they fell in love with Shrek at fizst sight too. But there was one problem Adam Sandler and Obama were enemies. Obama and Adam began to argue about who loved Shrek more. People were watching in horror as they argued but suddenly Sans undertail appeared. Sans gave a inspirational speech, it was so inspirational that Shrek immediately fell in love again. Shrek and Sans got married to each other in the bakery section. TO BE CONTINUED!