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"Yosano-sensei!" Kunikida yelled, walking into the doctor's office. "In here!" Yosano yelled from the operating room. Kunikida walked into the room and walked next to the doctor.
"How can I help you, Kunikida?" The doctor asked,turning to face the perfectionist. "I need some medical advice." The perfectionist said nervously. "What kind of advice?" Yosano asked, "Are you sick?". "No, no, nothing like that." Kunikida said, "I've just had these symptoms.". "What kind of symptoms?" Yosano asked, grabbing her clipboard. "Well, I've been easily agitated, more than usual, I feel really distracted, and I just can't concentrate at all." Kunikida said, watching as Yosano wrote down each of the symptoms on her clipboard.
"Um, Kunikida, when was the last time you slept with a woman?" Yosano asked cautiously, placing her clipboard down. "Why does that matter?" Kunikida asked, fiddling with the pen in his hand. "Well, you're showing signs of sexual frustration." The doctor said as Kunikida snapped his pen in half. "So when was the last time you slept with a woman?" Yosano asked, genuinely curious about the perfectionists' love life, and sitting down on her operating table. "Well, I suppose it was when I was 16 years of age." Kunikida said, throwing the remnants of the broken pen into the trash can.
"What!" Yosano yelled at she, fell off of her table. "Well, you asked when the last time I slept with a woman was." Kunikida stated as he offered a hand to the doctor on the floor. Kunikida pulled Yosano from the floor with ease and brushed the dust off of her shoulder. "Well yeah but, your 22 years old, that's 6 years of no sex. I mean, no offense, Kunikida, but you have no hoes." Yosano said, laughing at the shocked look on her friends face.
"You asked when the last time I had sex with a woman was, not sex in general." Kunikida informed, removing another pen from his pocket and placing it in his vest. "Oh, well, I just didn't think that you were -" Yosano rushed to explain but was quickly cut off. "I prefer to say I'm unlabeled, Yosano." Kunikida stated, taking the pen from his pocket and fiddling with it. "Well, do you have a lover then?" Yosano asked, immediately texting her wife about the new information.
"Yes, I do, in fact, have a lover." Kunikida stated, "One of which I love dearly.". "Well, good for you. Now, about your symptoms, I suggest that you and your lover engage in sexual activities!" Yosano stated, eagerly awaiting the reply of her wife. Kunikida, again, broke his pen upon hearing this statement. "Dude, stop breaking your damned pens!" Yosano yelled angrily, grabbing the remnants of the pen and throwing them out the window.
"Littering is un ideal Yosano." Kunikida said, grabbing yet another pen from his pocket. "What are you, Mary fucking Poppins?" Yosano asked upon seeing Kunikida pull out yet another pen from his pocket. "Can you inform the president of my early dismissal?" Kunikida asked, "Oh, and leave out any details, please.". "You got it Kunikida." Yosano said smirking evilly as she watched Kunkida open the door. "Have fun fucking your boyfriend!" Yosano yelled just as Kunikida opened the door.
"I will kill you!" Kunikida yelled back as he got weird stares from everybody else. Kunikida swiftly walked out of the Agency and almost immediately took his phone out of his pocket to call his lover. "Hello?" Kunikida heard Katai ask from the other end of the phone. "Hello Katai, I simply wanted to inform you that I am coming over immediately." Kunikida said as he got into his car, starting the ignition with his key. "Oh, um, ok!" Katai said, "I'll see you soon then!". "Goodbye Katai." Kunikida stated, waiting for a goodbye from the other man before hanging up the phone.
Kunikida drove to Katai's apartment, abiding by all the rules of the road. He arrived at the apartment building in 5 minutes exactly and began walking toward the familiar apartment. Once Kunikida arrived at the correct door, he took out his key and began unlocking the door. "It's unlocked already!" Katai yelled from inside the apartment. Kunikida walked into the apartment, closing the door behind him.
He was greeted with a hug from the smaller man, who wrapped his arms around the taller's middle. "I missed you." Katai stated as he slowly felt Kunikida hug him back. Kunikida pulled the other man closer to him, burying his head into the black hair, inhaling the ever so familiar scent of cherry blossoms and vanilla. "I missed you too." Kunikida declared after a minute. "Why are you here, you never leave work early?" Katai asked, pulling Kunikida toward the clean couch. Ever since they had been dating, Kunikida came over more and more, so Katai made an effort to make his house comfortable for the perfectionist. They both sat down on the couch (closer to one another than usual) and Kunikida began to explain why he was there.
"Well, I talked to Yosano about these symptoms I've been having and she-" Kunikida began but was cut off by a worried Katai. "Symptoms! Are you sick? Why didn't you tell me?!" Katai asked worriedly, as he moved onto Kunikida's lap, straddling his thighs. Kunikida, however, was frozen, simply looking at his lover with a shocked expression. It wasn't until Katai lightly shoock Kunikida back into the moment, he began to speak again. "Katai, I'm fine, she just told me what was wrong." Kunikida said, wrapping his arms around Katai's waist to stabilize him.
"Well what did she say was wrong?" Katai asked, shifting slightly to get comfortable on Kunikida's lap. "Well that's the problem." Kunikida said, blushing as Katai accidentally brushed against his crotch while shifting. "Why? It's... it's not fatal is it?" Katai asked quietly, freezing while on top of Kunikida's hardening crotch. "No! No, it's not fatal!" Kunikida rushed to explain, immediately feeling Katai relax against him. "Then what is it?" Katai asked again, softly cupping Kunikida's cheek.
"I'm... I'm-" Kunikida began stuttering, blushing furiously as he felt his length harden beneath Katai. "Just spit it out!" Katai said fiercely, tanging his hands into Kunikida's hair and pulling softly. "I'm sexually frustrated!" Kunikida yelled standing up swiftly. Unfortunately, Katai was still on his lap, thus falling off the couch once Kunikida stood up. Kunikida heard a small thump followed by a soft oof once he stood up. He quickly regained his thoughts and knelt down next to the black haired man. "Shit! Shit! Fuck! Damn it! Katai I'm sorry I just-" Kunikida began, but was quickly cut off with a light kiss.
Kunikida immediately kissed back and soon the kiss turned into a passionate one. Once they pulled away Katai lightly smiled at the blonde man. Katai gently pecked the other's cheek and stood up slowly. Kunikida immediately stood up as well and grabbed Katai's waist. "I'm sorry." Kunikida said softly, peppering Katai's face in small kisses. "It's not your fault." Katai said, wrapping his arms around Kunikida's neck. "And besides, I already knew." Katai said, laughing at the confused and shocked expression on his partner's face. "How?" Kunikida asked, completely shocked.
"Yosano called me." Katai said laughing, "Now, do you want help, or not.". Kunikida was a blushing mess at Katai's response. Kunikida lightly nodded and allowed himself to be pulled to the bedroom.
Kunikida gently grabbed Katai's wrist and pulled him into a passionate kiss. Kunikida cautiously swiped his tongue across Katai's lips. Katai opened his mouth and allowed Kunikida to make out with him.
Kunikida tightly grabbed Katai's hips and picked him up. Katai wrapped his legs around Kunikida's waist. Katai pulled away from the kiss as Kunikida set him down on the bed. Kunikida gently stripped Katai of his hoodie and boxers before less carefully removing his own clothes.
Kunikida reached for the lube on the nightstand before putting some on his fingers. "Is this ok?" Kunikida asked facing toward Katai. "Obviously! I would tell you if I was uncomfortable, dummy." Katai said laughing as Kunikida left small hickeys on his neck and collarbone. "Well excuse me for caring!" Kunikida said, pushing a finger into his boyfriend.
Katai whimpered softly as Kunikida added another finger, scissoring him open slowly. Once Kunikida thought Katai was stretched enough, he again grabbed the lube, placing some on his dick. "Are you ready?" Kunikida asked softly, awaiting a response. "Yes." Katai said, nodding his head softly. Kunikida began to push into Katai, slowly as to not hurt the smaller man.
(DISCLAIMER: Both Kunikida and Katai are exclusive partners, meaning they only sleep with each other, so the use of a condom is not required. Please practice safe sex!)
Once Kunikida bottomed out, he gave Katai a moment to adjust. "You can move now." Katai said, panting softly. Kunikida began thrusting into the smaller man, carefully, as to not hurt him. "You can move faster." Katai said, quitely moaning every time Kunikida thrusted into him.
Kunikida sped up his thrusts, and eventually, Katai moaned louder. Kunikida smiled softly and continued to thrust into that same spot. After a few minutes, they both felt themselves coming closer to finishing.
"Kunikida! I'm gonna -" Katai tried warning before moaning loudly and coming onto their stomachs. Kunikida only trusted twice more before coming as well.
After they both caught their breath, Kunikida slowly pulled out of Katai. Kunikida softly kissed Katai's nose and smiled at the funny reaction he got. Kunikida picked Katai up bridal style and began walking toward the bathroom.
Kunikida drew a bath for them both and carefully placed Katai into the bath before getting in himself. "Are you ok?" Kunikida asked, making sure his lover was ok. "Yes, I'm fine idiot." Katai said, laughing at the worried perfectionist. "I love you." Kunikida said, kissing Katai softly. "I love you too." Katai said, leaning on Kunikida's chest.