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Boss baby looked over his taxes,
”I’m like 3 years old why do I have to pay these.” But then he had an epic and totally not illegal idea; tax fraud. He saw how the taxes weren't adding up, so he decided to juuuuuuuuuuuust modify the taxes with a hypothetical dark number. He had now committed a federal crime and could face up to 100,000 dollars in fines and 5 years in the gulag.