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Karamatsu goes up to osomatsu and twerks.
Osomatsu got startled from this sudden approach by the wild Karamatsu's attack. Then he proceeds to slap Karamatsu's ass.
Karamatsu did not back down on twerking. Osomatsu widened his nostrils and took a deep breath.
Choromatsu was the witness to all of this.
"...what the fuck?..."
Osomatsu accepted Karamatsu's duel and twerked as if his life mattered. Karamatsu smirked evil and twerked harder than before. Osomatsu tried to keep up but was Interrupted by a raider; Jyushimatsu.
It was unexpected as it seemed, but jyushi did not maxxed out his twerking rizz but was infact holding back. Karamatsu's HP was going lower meanwhile osomatsu was defeated. Karamatsu's back cracked like his butt crack! But! Jyushi was not the final boss.
Unexpectedly, Osomatsu farts and defeats Jyushimatsu with a critical hit! Karamatsu almost fell from the stench but just because his back cracked like his ass had a crack, he did not back down!
Karamatsu: "NEVER...GONNA..GIVE...YOU...UPP!!!!'
He shouted and released his final force and passed out. It was finally Todomatsu's time to shine. It was now Osomatsu VS Todomatsu.
Snarky brats and an alcoholic together!? Oh what will be the outcome of this battle!?
Todomatsu had more aura and rizz than Jyushimatsu...it was unfortunate that Jyushimatsu got critical hit by osomatsu's ass gas!
Todomatsu chuckled. And twerked out his Aura!!!!
"YEAH!!!" He shouted with his magnificent shiny ass!!!
Dazai heard this from outside, searching for his bestie and broke into the matsuno house.
Dazai: "TWERKING BATTLE!?"
Madoka heard Dazai's voice and teleported to him.
The brothers suddenly got up and made a surprised look. They couldn't believe that it the legendary characters are in their house!!! DAZAI AND MADOKA!!!
Matsuyo hurriedly went upstairs as the brothers paused in shock. "what happen- OH!? THE LEGENDARY CHARACTERS!?"
Matsuzo quickly heard Matsuyo scream this out in shock and also hurriedly went upstairs to check it out and then he commands the sextuplets;
"NEETS! TWERKING POSITION! ARISE!!!"
everyone sat their ass up, assuming canon ball position, those defeated ARISE!!!!