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There was a bird chirping at his window, and it wouldn’t shut up. “Little wing! You cannot ignore me forever.” It was a very annoying bird, and even after Jason threatened him, he would not shut up. “Robin’s here too, so you have to let us in because he is getting cold." Jason rolled his eyes at his older brother, whining as his younger brother responded,
“TT, I am not cold.” He spat the last word like it was an insult. Jason kept ignoring them as he continued making his dinner. Dick kept talking for what felt like years until Jason finally spoke up.
“You do know that the front door is unlocked, right? You can use it like a normal person,” he hummed. He knew that the rest of his family were afraid of doing anything the normal way, so he knew that yes, Dick did know that the front door was open, but in true bat fashion, they wanted to come through his kitchen window, but if they did come through the door or not, was not Jason’s problem because he just wanted to finish his dinner.