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3rd person POV

(Reader) wakes up and gets ready to go to her/his/their new transfer school.After getting ready,they walk out the door and notice y/ns bedrooom. She was (readers) adopted twin and was a deceitful, pick-me, man chaser. She loved looking submissive to the guys and "wAs nOT LikE OtHEr GiRLsZ". (Reader) banged their fist on y/ns door and yelled,'Y/N YOU LAZY RAT WE WILL BE LATE!!!' 'coming!!!!!!!!uwu!!!" a high pitched voice replied.She opened the door to reveal a short girl in a severely oversized hoodie,baggy jeans,skecthers and her blonde,golden,wavy,silky ,shiny hair in a bun.
Y/n and (reader) go downstairs to have breakfast. Y/n asks her mom,'W-W-why are we going to this "paper school" again ?' mother replied saying,'Since your dad got a new job here,we moved out of the town and this was the best school nearby.'
'I-I-I'll miss my friends so much...' y/n muttered which annoyed (reader). 'You didnt even have friends, you told me yourself!!'
'N-n-n-n-no, I do!'
'who then?'
'J-j-j-j-jake and l-l-l-l-Leo!!'
'You befriended the badboy AND the guy who slept with his mom?'
'Enough both of you' their dad said.
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(Reader) and y/n walked to school as it wasnt far away. (Reader) came to the building first however cause y/n was trying to be quirky.As (Reader) reached the building. There were alot of students here and there around the halls. Among them, they(reader) noticed a trio of nice-looking kids and one was.... A floating pair of eyes? but who cares-Reader decided to go to them. The three noticed reader.
'Hey, Im (reader),the new transfer.'One of them was a tall boy with white hair pulled in a messy ponytail, he had feathers in his hair and was admittedly good-looking.'Oh you're new?Im Engel, this is Claire,' he gestured to a girl who was bit shorter than him with white choppy hair ,' aaand this is Bubble.' he pointed to the girl with floating eyes. There was some time before class and the three decided to show (reader) the many rooms and secrets of the school. Suddenly, Bubble glanced at her watch and exclaimed,'We'll be late! You know Miss Thavel hates late students and we only have 15 minutes!!' Engel sighed and replied,'Welp, we better get going.' and they quickly rushed to class.

Meanwhile y/n was almost ran over by a bus(it should've ended her) and came to the school. As she was looking for somebody to show her around, she bumped into the popular girls. One was tall with short black hair and the other was a rabbit-human thingy or whatever it is. 'You seem new, want help?' the rabbit girl replied. Y/n didnt respond however as she thought they were "tOoo gIrLyY'' 'Your outfits cute, we should be friends.' The
taller girl responded but y/n declined saying,'w-we c-c-c-can't.'
The other girls were both confused. 'Why not?' the tall girl asked in a slightly hurt tone 'I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-I-I-I-I-I dont wear 47 layers of make-up and not a whore like you!' At this the two girls were ticked off. 'Wow, I thought you were decent, seems youre far from that!' The tall girl said in a icy tone(yass lizzy) 'Need a life lesson honey? cause that attitude aint getting you anywhere!' the rabbit girl dangerously responed(yass petunia) But before they could do anything the bell rang and left the scene while shooting glares at y/n. And somehow y/n still managed to be late for first period.(bruh)

As y/n rushed to the class,she stopped at the door-frame.'I-I--' y/n tried to mutter an apology but was cut off by the teacher who said,'Get in , this is the only time I will let late students enter as your'e new but I wont be so merciful next time' During class, (reader) couldnt concentrate as y/n was yapping her ass off. Y/n suddenly stopped talking and started giggling. (Reader) couldnt stand it so she asked, 'What is it?!' y/n pointed to a boy who was a few seats away from them. He was kinda tall, long blonde hair with black horns and was talking animatedly with his friends. (Reader) gave y/n a dude-are-you-serious-right-now look. Y/n continued to daydream about the boy.(u delusional af)

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First period was finally over. The students went out to get their books for next period. Y/n was carrying her books when her klutzy ass bumped into Engel and she fell over. He helped her up(nooooo u shouldnt have done that) 'Sorry, didnt see you.' he apologized 'N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no... Its ok.' 'Are you readers sister?' Engel asked out of curiosity and y/n nodded. 'Well it was nice meeting you.' Engel replied and left. (Reader) watched the scene unfazed but was annoyed when they noticed y/n walked up to them, blushing. (Reader) could tell stupid fuckin fangirl has gained a new crush.

It was history class.Y/n was glaring at Claire for talking to Engel. Maybe there just friends OR she could be steeling her possible huzband!! y/n thought to herself (u stupid bitCH). The teacher,Miss Emily, announced the class would be working in pairs. (Reader) was paired with the long-haired boy and y/n was paired some kid named "Abby" or something. During class reader tried to initiate a conversation. 'Whats this A+ plus on your hair for?' (Reader)asked not noticing it earlier.'Oh this means that Im the class top you see' the boy responded and he purred,'Im Oliver, the boss of this class so be careful,newbie'. 'Wow, youre soo intimidating mister big, bad egotist.' (Reader) sassily replied. They didnt like the kid like AT ALL. ( Reader ) was forced to do most of the work as Oliver did practically fucking nothing. And y/ns partner wasnt having so much fun either.

As y/n changed seats, she noticed the black-haired kid who was her partner. He had a little leaf on top of his head and seemed anxious and.....cute? No that cant be it! its probably a girl!(y/n a homophobe). Y/n was doodling in her quirky sketchbook and the kid had to do some work. 'S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stop l-l-l-l-l-looking at my drawings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' The kid stared at her as he wasnt even paying attention to her,'f-f-f-f-fine! look!'she showed the kid the crustiest, mustiest, dustiest,ugliest fugliest,cringiest drawing of jake,leo,bakugo and todoroki(im sorry icyhot and gay pomeranian) The boy failed to keep a straight face and said,'.....its great' with a poorly hidden disgusted expression. 'Are y-y-y-you a girl?' y/n asked and Abbie was then too stunned to speak. 'Im a guy.' He responded and y/ns shiny,galaxy orbs lit up. 'Great! I-i-i-I think your cute but, I like Engel a-a-a-and Oliver.'
'Who?'
'OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU SAY THEIR NAMES OUT LOUD??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!'y/n the bitch squealed,causing a tantrum and everyone turned to look at her. Abbie wanted to disappear into thin air.Miss Emily was forced to seat y/n alone but not without difficulty (sorry miss Emily)
Recess finally came.( Reader) was looking for a seat near their friends. They noticed their friends along with two other kids. ( Reader ) walked up noticing Abbie was ranting about y/n. Claire noticed reader and said,' Abbie, her sibling is behind you' he turned and tried to mumble an apology but( reader ) said,'Nah y'all can talk shit about her.' and took a seat

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Its been a few weeks since( reader )and y/n joined paper school.( Reader )has managed to make a few friends like Claire, Engel,Bubble Abbie and Lana and now know the names of their other classmates(totally not an excuse to not describe every character). Though the bullies keep harassing reader and studies are kinda difficult (not to mention strict,murderous teachers), at least they have somebody by their side. Whereas y/n was still unpopular but wasnt bullied alot(HOW?????????). The teachers ,especially the murderous three arent real fans of y/n for her immature behavior.

One day there was a free period after recess so the students decided to play truth or dare. Soon it was y/ns turn to give Engel a dare. 'O-o-o-o-oh you c-c-choose dare?' y/n asked then replied,'c-c-c-confess to your crush and kiss them!' she was hoping Engel will walk to her,confess and kiss her as she is "NatUrAllY bEAutIfUL". Engels face blushed a baby blue as the other students chanted,"KISS YOUR CRUSH, KISS YOUR CRUSH"

'If you say so..' Engel added walked towards her. Y/n closed her orbs (delulu is not the solulu honey). Then he said,' Ever since you first came, I couldnt help but fall head over heels for you. Youre cute,funny,kind and every other positive trait imaginable.' y/n giggled as he continued,' I want someone like you and I would never trade you for the universe.' he finished off saying,' I wouldnt want to make you uncomfortable, but can we do this,Claire?' y/n perked up and noticed he was holding hands with Claire who was sitting right beside her. She was also blushing and said,'...I love you too. I w-' who knows what she would have said afterwards as Engel tounge kissed her making her more flustered(YES YES YEEEEESSSSSS).Y/n looked in horror 'I-i-i-i-it was supposed to be me!!!not her!!!'she wailed. She grew winx wings and flew out of the classroom as the rest were cheering.
Soon the bell for music class rang. Mr Demi walked in and asked,'what are y'all making all this noise for??' slightly annoyed by the ruckus. Soon he was taking attendance and he noticed one was missing.'Wasnt there two transfers here?' ( Reader )asssured him.by saying,'Dont worry y/n just went to the rooftop to sing.' 'She can sing? well why dont you make her join then.' he suggested with a smile and it seems he thought she had talent(little did he know he was wrong.) He asked Oliver and reader to bring y/n.As they walked up the stairs, Oliver asked( reader ),' Can you do me a favor? please get that dumb y/n to stop chasing after me.' (reader)looked in surprise.'Why?' they asked ' I've already got minors going crazy after me and Im 20! besides I already have a girlfriend.'    (reader)considered then they said,' As long as you stop annoying me.' 'Yea yea whatever I'll do that.:
They reached the roof and Oliver went in just before y/n could sing fight song(thats the only thing im proud of you for).( Reader )stayed behind.Y/n noticed Oliver and blushed. 'W-w-w-w-what are you doing here hottie--I MEAN O-o-o-o-ol-l-li-i-i-i-i-v--v-v-ver?'
'Music class just started and the teacher asked me to bring you.'
Y/n being a SLUT (she doesnt know it yet) decided to flirt with him.( Reader )came in and kicked y/n in the shin. The two went back to class each of them dragging y/n by her feet. Oliver sarcastically said ' God youre sooo heavy do you even excercise? What did you eat for breakfast?.'
'A tic-tac, uwu'
Oliver dropped the sarcasm and said,'YOU MANAGED TO EAT A WHOLE TIC-TAC!!!! I HATE IT ITS GROSS I CANT EVEN TAKE A SMALL BITE !!!!!!'( Reader ) then told Oliver to shut the fuck up. Soon the trio reached class and y/n's 2"3 tall,pale-skinned 15 gram figure nervously walked into class.
Now y/n had to sing a song she knew. She decided to sing fight song and as soon as she started singing everyone was having a seizure. Zip was practically writhing and wriggling on the ground screaming,'IM DYING IM DYING THE VOICE !!!!!ITS KILLING ME!!!"!' (Noooooo). y/n continued:

'This my fight song~~~~'
'Take back my life song~~~'
'Prove im alright sooooonggggg~~~~'
'My powers turned on,starting right now I'll be strong-'

but quickly got interrupted by Edward who brought out a megaphone from his bag and yelled,'SHUT THE FUCK UP Y/N!!!!!!' He got detention for swearing.
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After class y/n noticed Abbie was being chased by Miss Circle.Oh No! Y/n thought and did a whole winx,miraculous, sailor moon ahh transformation and turned into her half demon,half angel,half simba,half harry potter,half luke skywaker,half princess,half dragon,half wolf,half shrek,half sans,half unicorn ,half dinosaur, half washing machine, half rarity, half ms briganza,half half and half (aka Zuko/Todoroki)and half amogus form and went after them. After a while of chasing, Abbie gets cornered to a wall with Miss Circle about to spear his head with her compass hand. Alpha skibidi y/n went in between them. Abbie realised it was the same girl who drew todobakudeku fanart and replied,'OH HELL NAH I'D RATHER DIE THAN BE SAVED BY A PIMP LIKE YOU!!' and quickly got up. Miss Circle added,'You know,Abbie I apologise for chasing you when there was clearly someone worse .' And proceeded to beat up y/n. Abbie left unscathed.

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Reader's life so far managed to be alot more enjoyable than before. With the obvious out of the way, The bullies did stop annoying him/her (tho his/her friends kept getting bullied ) and he/she is feeling Studies are alot more bearable now.
Y/n survived the little incident with her and the aggressive pine tree because y/n had a pack of oreos with her.

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Before first period,reader and his/her friendgroup noticed a crowd of students hogging around a poster. The little party went in the crowd and noticed a poster for the oncoming prom party.Apparently its supposed to be held on friday from 3 pm to 8 pm. You could go with or without a date and there would be food, music and most importantly, love. From there classes couldnt even be taken properly because students kept gossiping about the damn prom.

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Recess. Y/n was hanging out with The nerds,Ruby,Riley,Robby &Skell cause y/n somehow got even more unpopular and they sympathized with her (OH NO).

Y/n then said, ' Y-Y-Y-Y-You know what? I will try to see if I can go with Either Abbie,Engel or Oliver-' but Kevin interjected saying,' Erm, Actually, thats not scientifically possible as all three of them have crushes with Oliver literally dating a demon. And nobody wants to go with you.'( Who let the nerd cook?) Y/n didnt like that so she said ,'w-w-w-w-well I will go with him.' Y/n pointed at Skell but he rejected her offer as he said,' Fuck off, im going with Ruby.' which made Ruby blush. Robby peaced out, Riley was laughing her ass off and Cubbie just side-eyed y/n. 'F-F-F-F-Fine!!!! I-I-I-I-I'll find somebody else!!!!.' Y/n shouted and flew out of the room (again, and she got rejected.)

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Reader planned to go alone just to see what its like. However, while Reader was getting books from his/her locker, Bubble walked up to him/her. 'Hey what happened ?' Reader asked. Bubble seemed a little shy and had a giddy expression on her face. 'So I was thinking about going to the prom but I mostly ran out of options.' Then she asked,' So can I go with you?'

This took reader by suprise but he/she actually kind of liked Bubble so they agreed.Bubble seemed estatic at the answer and happily left. As she went, Reader noticed Oliver was sneaking off somewhere and he/she decided to follow him. He/She noticed he went to some dark hallway and was in front of a door labelled "Alices Room". Reader realised Oliver was gonna ask out whoever this Alice girl was but he/she couldnt stay for long as any second later and they could be revealed.

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(Reader) and y/n came home after a long day at school. As they were having lunch, (Reader's) mom asked,' So is there anything new at school?'.

Y/n said, 'W-w-w-w-w-well... There's a Prom party and I didnt get anyone to go with me.' Mother was not upset that her daughter didnt get a date and replied,

' Oh, thats too bad but I'm sure you wont mind going by yourself , I've seen the Email notifying the prom.' she turned to (Reader) and asked,

Mother:'So have you got a date?'

(Reader):'uh yeah...'

Mother:' ohhh, who is it~?'

(Reader):'Mom! shes just a friend.'

Mother:'Whatever you say,'

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(Reader) got ready. He/She/They wore something simple yet classy. After some time, (Reader) went to check on y/n and when they saw y/n, he/she/they/it burst out laughing .Y/n was literally wearing a takis bag with emo accessories brought from temu. She had barely any makeup and her usually lustrous,blonde,golden,strawberry, silky,wavy hair was now all the colours of the rainbow. (Reader) could barely stand while laughing so much as y/n looked like a clown.

Y/n:'H-H-H-H-Hey, t-t-t-t-t-thats mean!!!!'

(Reader):' Why would you wear it anyway? Do you actually have a date?'

Y/n sighed all upset. She chirped,'You see, Oliver flipped me off,Abbie told me,''Nah bro you're weird,'' Edward threatened me with an AK-47 and Engel told me he already had a girlfriend.' Saying this, y/n pouted and she shyly added,

Y/n:'C-c-c-can you b-b-be my d-d-d-date?'

Hearing this (Reader) stopped laughing and looked at her with an expression of disgust visible on their face.

(Reader):'Im sorry, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY??!!???'

(Reader) groaned and continued,

(Reader):'First off, thats just ''Sweet Home Alabama'' and second, I'm supposed to go with Bubble. Honestly, are you some sort of maniac yandere sister from The coffin of Andy and Leyley?'

Y/n:'Am not!'

(Reader):'If so then shut up.'

Y/n started to tear up. At this (Reader) taunted,

(Reader):'Aww, dont cry, your eyeliner might get ruined~'')

Y/n:'F-F-F-F-F-F-Fuck you! I dont wear makeup in the first place!'

(Reader):'But you need it. No wait, you need plastic surgery to fix that ugly face of yours.'

At this, y/n once again flew away.

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The two reached the gates by 5

The sun was setting by then and as the pair entered the school building, It was seen that the school looked alot more glamorous than it usually is. The walls were ornated with glittering decorations, the lights were colorful and floor was covered in star-shaped confetti.The two walked through the main halls and heard some noise from the huge gym.

(Reader) opened the big doors with y/n behind him/them/her.From what can be seen, all the boys were in suits and the girls were in pretty prom dresses.

(Reader) went looking for Bubble until he spotted her. She was in a glittery blue dress with a white satin belt in the middle. Her hair was the same and she looked pretty cute in that fit. Bubble noticed (Reader) and happily waved to them. (Reader) waved back as Bubble walked up to them.

'Oh wow you look good!' Bubble commented to which (Reader) replied,'Thanks, and you look stunning as well'. This caught Bubble off guard and it left her a bit flustered.

(Reader) and Bubble noticed another pair walking towards them.It was Abbie and Lana. Lana was wearing such a brightly multicoloured dress that it was stark in contrast to Abbie's black and white suit. 'There y'all are!' Lana happily waved,'We've been looking everywhere for y'all!' .For some reason she still had the sock puppets on.

She noticed Bubble and she went over to her and cheekily nudged her as a congrats for getting a date, to which Bubble rolled her eyes and laughed slightly.

(Reader) suddenly remembered something and asked,

(Reader):'Wait, has anyone seen Engel and Claire?'

Abbie:'No, but I think they're around here somewhere.'

And as if on cue, Engel and Claire came up to them, holding hands.At this the other three smirked at the lovebirds.

Meanwhile y/n was walking around seeing everything that was going on. Mostly everyone was having fun, Miss Grace , the principal, seemed absolutely done and Miss Emily was trying to cheer her up by cracking a few jokes but failing miserably, Miss Circle was hogging the food corner; absolutely devouring all of the foods that contained oreos in it, Miss Bloomie and Miss Thavel were monitoring the party, Mister Demi was apparently the DJ with Miss Sasha hanging around him and Miss May and Miss Shroom were betting on something with Miss Ash eyeing both of them disapprovingly. Y/n could tell everyone was having fun and that made her sad.

She flew to a corner where there was a door leading to the balcony. She went through the door only to see Lizzy pinning Petunia against the wall of the building and it made y/n cutely gag. Lizzy , hearing the noise, turned to see the difficult little cunt.

Lizzy:'Who tf are you?'

Y/n: 'I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm y-y-y-y-y-y-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/n-n-n-n-n-n.'

Petunia:'Why do you stutter so much?'And I aint heard of no bitch named "y/n" '

Lizzy:'Bro tryna look like rainbow dash right now? Dang bozo'

Y/n:'Omg t-t-t-t-t-t-thats m-m-m-m-m-mean😖😖😖--'

At that moment Zip entered the scene. Seeing y/ns outfit she yelled,

Zip:'Oh my god, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING A TAKI'S BAG????????? Surely Cheetos are superior'

Petunia and Lizzy:'Agreed'

Then they proceded to roast the shit outta y/n.

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Soon a slow song was playing, signaling the dance. As (Reader) noticed that, they went up to Bubble, held their hand out and asked,

(Reader):'Shall we dance, M'Lady?'

Bubble looked at his/her/their hand and held it while saying,

Bubble:'Why shouldnt we~?'

The duo started dancing, With (reader) putting one of their hands on her waist as she held his shoulder while the two interlocked fingers with their other hands.As they danced, (Reader) turned their head slightly to see everyone else. Y/n was missing but (Reader) couldnt care less. Engel and Claire were dancing like the cute couple they are, Abbie was trying his best not to trample Lana's feet as he was clumsy when it comes to dancing; Kevin,Cubbie, Ruby and Skell were the only ones not dancing and Sasha persuaded a shy Demi to dance with after some trial and error. Then (Reader) noticed Oliver dancing with a girl who they never seen before. She was a brunette in a dark red gown. So thats the Alice that Oliver asked out, (Reader) thought to themself.

A little too soon, the dance ended. Y/n came up to (Reader) sobbing.

Y/n:'(Reader)! there making fun of me!'

(Reader):'Damn thats crazy, but who asked?'

Y/n:'S-s-s-s-s-seriously!'

Y/n flew off towards Abbie. She tried getting his attention but suddenly she was grasped on the waist by Lana from behind. Lana picked up y/n and yeeted y/n's 2 feet hourglass figure across the room for trying to steal her man. Y/n got up from the fall as she had "mAGiC PoWErS".

Fake A/N: OMG Lanas such a bitch😡😡😡😡 y/n deserved BeTteRr!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!

Real A/N: W Lana.

Suddenly some noise could be heard. It sounded like two people arguing. As (Reader) and y/n got closer and pushed themselves within the crowd, it was seen that Engel and Oliver seemed to be arguing about something.

Engel: 'For the last time, Oliver, what makes you think you can have it?'

Oliver: 'Oh please, I am the one in charge here, Feather duster. That means I can do whatever I want.'

Engel: 'Thats egotistical ! you--'

Y/n thought they were fighting for her so she went in between them and chirped,

Y/n: 'B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Boys StAWp fIghTiNG, for me. M-M-M-M-M-M-My p-p-p-p-p-p-pookie daddies youre both better t-t-t-t-t-t-t-than this!😖😖😖😖😫😫😫😫😩'

The two boys turned to look at y/n in surprise.

Oliver: 'What the fuck are you talking about?'

Engel: 'We were not arguing over you. We were fighting for the last cheese-fry'

Oliver: 'Well angle, I brought the cheese-fries for the prom so I should have it!'

Engel: 'I didnt even get a single piece, Oliver! it was so crowded that there was only one fry left!'

Oliver: 'Cry about it'

Engel: 'You rat!'

Oliver:'Dang, bros tryna intimidate me while on parental controls💀💀💀'

Engel: 'I'M GONNA SHOVE A FUCKING STICK UP YOUR ASS YOU CUNTY, BITCHASSED SHITHEAD!!!'

Oliver: 'Oopsies, did I strike a nerve~?'

But then out of no where, y/n confessed.

Y/n: 'Oli pookie I love you sooo much😖😖😖😚😚😚. Ur sooo smeggsy and hawt uwu rawr >w<'

Oliver: 'EWww WHAT THE FUCK???? I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!'

Then an audible 'AHEM' could be heard from across the room. Everyone turned to see and it was none other than Alice. She dangerously walked up to y/n, visibly annoyed and went in front of her with Oliver clutching her shoulders from behind like a kid.

Alice: 'Excuse me? are you trying to hook up with my man right now?'

Y/n: 'N-N-N-N-N-N-N-No?'

Alice: 'First of all, nobody will like you, let alone my man, and second, you should kill yourself !'

Everyone started roasting y/n. She got so upset that she ran from the gym to the halls and then out of the big doors. As she ran, she got ran over by a truck and died. Meanwhile, everyone else lived happily ever after.