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Private Channel – Big Boss & co.
Crowfather
Mind telling me what happened with the contract?
(Attachment)
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Cyberknife
Oh, this is not looking out good for Tommy
Big Man
UMMMM
Bat’s Ashes
omg no way
is this real
this must be so embarrassing
I’m Him
😭
We were gonna tell you later
Todoroki (off brand)
unfortunately i was there
i wish i wasnt
I’m Him
what he said
↱ Bat’s Ashes is this real
Big Man
NO ITS NOT
TUBBO DONT.
I’m Him
better now then later
Yellow
outed by a twitter post😭
Big Man
YOURE SUPPOSED TO BACK ME UP!!!!!
PURPLED!!! YOURE MY HUSBAND!!!!
Yellow
no this is ur fault
u deal with it
its only platonic btw for tax fraud
Big Man
dadza :(((
ill tell you the story tomorrow im tired
Crowfather
I expect to hear the full story, without you adding on or whining about it
Or making excuses
Big Man
okay
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He doesn't know what he expects, really.
A light reprecussion? Unlikely.
A punishment of having to clean the boss’ meeting room and personal bathroom? More likely than you think.
Fired? Definitely!
But what Tommy didn't expect was for Phil to laugh at his misfortunes, which a much more embarrassing punishment that he has given to his employees. Once the man finally finished laughing while Techno and Wilson were trying their best to cover their laughs with a fake cough, he told Tommy to sit down on the sofa that was directly behind him.
“I admit, it’s not that big of a deal to me. I just wanted to see if you were up for the job or not,” he started, eyes glancing at both of his sons to fetch them some snacks to pass the awkward silence. “At the start, I saw how you and your group hesitated when I gave you the contract. Of course, you being you, that didn't stop the fact you still went and graze his ear even out of focus.”
“So…?”
Phil chuckled, letting the boy process his words while he took a sip of his freshly delivered coffee.
“What dad’s saying is that, you’ve passed the test, Toms!” Wil happily announced, turning his head towards his twin who was schooling his face. “Can’t you look happy for Tommy?” Techno glared at Wilson before giving his 100% into smiling at the blonde boy, though it only translated into a creepy smile that criminals who doesn't regret what they did pull on the mugshot pictures.
“Yes! Now, I have to say, congratulations on being an international sensation over on twitter!” Phil clapped, standing up to hug the boy he already thought of as his son.
“What?” Tommy yelled, shocked at the fact that his favorite person is hugging him.
“Have you not seen the tweets they made about you?” he pulled away from the hug, looking confused as to why Tommy haven't been on Twitter when there were topics about him that trended and had amass thousands of tweets even if the people doesn't know it was a demon hybrid they're trending at this very moment.
“N-no, I don't really use Twitter…”
“What? Really?”
Tommy pulls out his phone and opened Twitter to see that his timeline was filled to the brim with tweets about him, how he missed, a picture of Trump raising on of his hands that was balled into a fist—raised in the air while his bodyguards were shielding him, and even fanfics of characters written so they wouldn't miss the shot.
It’s certainly a fleeting moment to see hundred thousands of people talking about him at the exact same time on the same platform, even if it was about his failures. Well, some things never changed…
“Oh… Wow,”
“Exactly!”
“I didn't realize the people cheer for me.”
Crowfather nodded, going back to his desk, rifling through a stack of brown envelopes. He pulled out one and walked back towards the younger blonde, urging him to take the envelope from his hand. “I expect you and your group to finish the job this time. I’ll hear from you this Sunday, now go.”
Being accompanied out by Techno, the boy only stare at the file knowingly.
“Something bad is bound to happen…” Tommy muttered while Techno only glance at him, adding nothing onto the conversation since he’s sure he wasn't mean to hear. Blame his hybrid abilities, it’s not his choice.
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Private Channel – troublemakers
Big Man
we are in trouble
(Attachment)
I’m Him
is that another contract???
Yellow
why is it in a brown envelope????
Todoroki (off brand)
omg dont fucking tell me this hit is joe biden
im going to kill myself
I’m Him
dont even say that
Yellow
die
Big Man
😭
i have a feeling
Yellow
say it later when you get here before we open the envelope
Big Man
got it
I’m Him
im going to kill someone
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He slowly puts the cursed item that’s going to ruin their lives forever on the barely surviving 7 years old table. “If–”
“Toms, don’t even start.” Purpled slapped a hand onto the other’s mouth, successfully shutting him up. “Let’s just rip the band-aid quick before we die from a heart attack.”
They all nodded with Tubbo opening the envelope continued with Ranboo who pulled the paper from the inside. Purpled read the contents while one of his hand is still on Tommy’s mouth who was reading the paper too since his platonic husband was gracious enough to let him read.
Crowtract: APPL3–08
Subject Name: Joe Biden
DOB: Nov, 20
1942
Address: [REDACTED]
Job: 46th U.S President
And the rest Tommy didn't even bother to read because it was clear who their target was already.
“Fuck.” they all said at the same time.