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Sunshine 🥰💗
[4:28PM]
Sunshine 🥰💗: I’m so sorry I had to leave early 😭
Sunshine 🥰💗: Agent called and said it was urgent
Sunshine 🥰💗: (It was NOT! Ruined my day for no reason‼‼ I wanted to stay with you‼! ❤️)
Sunshine 🥰💗: I might just have to send my Google calendar with you because…
Colin: Tell me about it (I miss you so so so bad)
Colin: (Do not look at the tweets I made on my private account)
Sunshine 🥰💗: Oh
Sunshine 🥰💗: Oh!
Sunshine 🥰💗 :
Sunshine 🥰💗:
Sunshine 🥰💗: I miss you too HFRHRZJK
Colin: I SURE HOPE SO TF?
Colin: My songwriting is getting bad
Colin: You occupy too much space in my brain
Sunshine 🥰💗: It's been 3 years mind you
Colin: 3 years 2 months and 4 days*
Sunshine 🥰💗 : 😭😭😭😭
Sunshine 🥰💗: Also... Liar. You said your mind turned my life into folklore
Sunshine 🥰💗: That’s actually the most romantic thing anyone’s ever said about me LOL
Colin: I sure hope so!!!
Colin: You haven’t seen the state of my dream journal
Sunshine 🥰💗: your WHAT‼!
Colin: You didn’t hear that‼
Sunshine 🥰💗: Babe, we are TEXTING
Colin: You didn’t see that‼
Sunshine 🥰💗: I love anything you write but sure 😔
Sunshine 🥰💗: If you ever want to let me read it‼!
Colin: Oh well… twitter.com/inmydreams
Sunshine 🥰💗: Oh my god this is so cute
Sunshine 🥰💗 :
Sunshine 🥰💗: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Sunshine 🥰💗: But also... You were down HORRENDOUS
Colin: I LOVE YOU TOO
Colin : Also yeah I’m pretty sure everyone knows it’s about you
Colin: But um 👉👈
Colin: Please tell me you retweeted that with your private account 😭…
Sunshine 🥰💗: Huh?
Sunshine 🥰💗: OH.
Sunshine 🥰💗: FUCK
Sunshine 🥰💗: Let me just
“ABDCEFGKPS 😎 ”
[Anthony, Benedict, Colin, Daphne, eloise, Fran, Gregory, hyancinth, Kate, Penelope, Simon]
[8:42 PM]
hyacinth: wow. you guys are truly not slick @Colin @Penelope
Daphne reacted with “😂”
Gregory reacted with “😂”
Penelope reacted with “⁉️”
Kate: I want to know what this is about, but I agree 🥰
Anthony reacted with “❤️”
Daphne reacted with “😂”
Penelope: No idea what you're talking about‼
hyacinth: you're literally in the family GC. i don't take kindly to GASLIGHTING‼
Penelope: I have NO IDEA what you're talking about!!
Daphne: Right
Daphne: Best friends forever…
hyacinth: besties who kissed once for a paycheck and never stopped
Gregory: Kiss the homies goodnight, I suppose
Daphne: … nods
Benedict: (nods)
Kate: (nods furiously)
hyacinth: *nods so fast i break my neck*
eloise: for the sake of going against the public opinion, i have decided to shake my head!!
hyacinth reacted with “🍅”
Penelope: Nope doesn't ring a bell whoopsie‼‼!
Penelope: I kiss all my friends on the mouth sometimes and continually for 3 years
Colin: ???
Penelope: That’s my JOB mind you 😭
Penelope: Well not continually for 3 years part ...
eloise: and yet you’ve never kissed me
eloise: oh my god. nevermind. nye 2018! nevermind
Colin reacted with “ ⁉️ ”
Fran reacted with “ 🏳 ️🌈 ”
Colin: ?
eloise: dw about it <3
eloise: i will not speak on the matter. you're obviously a liar who lies
eloise: anyway #peneloise remains on top
Colin reacted with “ 👎 ”
eloise: wanna get married?? @Penelope
Colin: She does NOT?
eloise: let her speak
eloise: @Penelope
Penelope: Sure
Penelope:
Colin: 
Colin: This is the full picture, mind you!!!
Anthony: Ouch.
eloise: yeah she may be your fake wife but she's my real life wife
eloise: and your real life gf i guess who cares omg
hyacinth: 🍅🍅🍅
hyacinth: i found this thread
hyacinth:
hyacinth: juicy omg
Benedict: …
Benedict: Link?
Colin: WTF @Benedict
hyacinth:
hyacinth: OH they're exposing tf out of YOU
hyacinth: twitter.com/buzzbuzzbuzz/status/1808234658972553562
Colin: It is NOT polite to gossip??
eloise: has anyone ever been POLITE here???
Benedict: Reading it
Benedict: Thorough research
Benedict: 
Daphne: Didn’t Penelope run your uni’s gossip page or is gossiping only okay when she does it?
hyacinth reacted with “ 🔥 ”
Penelope: 😎
eloise: we all know the answer to that LMAO
eloise: anyway
eloise: this is going to ruin the tour
Anthony: What tour?
eloise: colin’s world tour
Anthony reacted with “ ⁉️”
Colin reacted with “ 😔 ”
Sunshine 🥰💗
[9:23PM]
Sunshine 🥰💗: It’s joever
Sunshine 🥰💗: Well! I say we should enjoy the last remnants of our privacy before we either start gaslighting the shit out of everyone or have to hard launch our relationship #hot
Sunshine 🥰💗: I was hoping we could keep yanking everyone’s chains until one of us asks the other to marry
Sunshine 🥰💗: I love the element of surprise
Colin: It’s been 3 years honey. Everybody knows
Sunshine 🥰💗: Please go through the Peneloise and Penedict tags and tell me that again
Colin:
Colin: ICB I have to duel my own siblings now
Colin: I hate to be like 👉👈
Colin: But would it be THAT bad if everybody knew
Colin: Considering you’re not starring in Heartstrings alongside *lfred now
Sunshine 🥰💗: Now… Are we still censoring his name
Colin: Until I die! Thank you very much ❤️
Sunshine 🥰💗: Dramatic
Colin: You love that about me
Colin: ALSO
Colin You dodged my question
Sunshine 🥰💗: I did NOT
Sunshine 🥰💗: I just had a long day
Sunshine 🥰💗: Anyway, it’s probably remnants of me running that fuckass gossip page in uni. It’s not fun when people write about you
Sunshine 🥰💗: Or so I’ve heard <3
Sunshine 🥰💗: And experienced perhaps‼! Who’s to SAY‼‼‼‼‼ I’m no longer 19
Sunshine 🥰💗: But I suppose if we get married one day there will be a paper trail anyway
Sunshine 🥰💗: Teehee twirls hair Twitter is a parasocial hell
Sunshine 🥰💗: Elon Musk is my biggest OPP these days, truly
Sunshine 🥰💗: Non-sensical rambling o’clock I fear
Colin: 
“ABDCEFGKPS 😎 ”
[Anthony, Benedict, Colin, Daphne, eloise, Fran, Gregory, hyancinth, Kate, Penelope, Simon]
[11:02PM]
Kate:
Anthony reacted with "❤️"
Kate: …😭 Fuel to the fire @Benedict @eloise
Anthony reacted with "❤️"
Benedict: Please... They never even tried to hide it
Benedict:
Colin: Leave me ALONE
Penelope: Oh well!! We gotta hard launch this, right?
Penelope: Do you want to get married
Penelope: I've never done that
Colin: WHAT
hyacinth: WHAT
Anthony: …WHAT?
eloise: the fuck
Colin: AND YES
Penelope: Announcement of the day
Penelope: In case you had not noticed, Colin and I are a Thing™
Daphne: ... Does she seriously think we didn’t know?
Benedict reacted with “ 😂 ”
hyacinth reacted with “👎”
eloise reacted with “👎”
Penelope reacted with "🥰"
Benedict: Oh the delusion
George: 
Benedict reacted with “😂”
Colin: Leave my girlfriend ALONE
Benedict:
Benedict: One screenshot from this GC would suffice
eloise: to her credit, they never said it out loud
eloise: and no offence but some of you (hi @Anthony) are not very observant
Kate: … Did they need to? 😭
Anthony reacted with " ❤️ "
hyacinth: 
hyacinth: #getwellsooneloise
hyacinth: 
eloise reacted with " 😐 "
eloise: STOP EXPOSING ME OH GOD
