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Ron @roonilw 🔁 soapy @soapyhadid
if I was attracted to a blond man I would keep that to myself
↪️Hermione @hjgranger
How do I tag someone without tagging them…
Ron @roonilw 🔁 closed forever @szabear
a man being blond can be reason enough to hate him
[Group Text: One Brain Cell]
Harry:
ALRIGHT I GET IT
Harry:
STOP SUBTWEETING ME WHAT YEAR IS IT
Ron:
what are you talking about.
Ron:
i am simply retweeting things i agree with
Ron:
but…
Hermione: Hit dogs holler 🤷♀️
Harry:
Why do I tell you two anything?
Harry:
All I get is bullied.
Harry:
Have I not suffered enough???
Harry:
I am an orphan.
Harry:
I am brown.
Harry:
I’m friends with you assholes.
Hermione:
You’re dramatic is what you are.
Hermione:
You’ve been spending too much time with Sirius, I think.
Harry:
Is that jealousy I smell???
Harry:
You wish you could spend time with him.
Hermione: Why would I want that when Remus is right there.
Ron: Why would she want that when Remus is right there.
Harry: 🖕
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Harry @prongslet 🔁 t. @taeseru
something about exchanging music that makes me hold a special place in my heart for someone
Harry @prongslet 🔁 infinity on high lyrics @iohlyricsbot
a teenage vow in a parking lot, ‘til tonight do us part
Harry @prongslet 🔁 James @corwnvus
IM BLUSHING OVRR A BLOND WHITE MAN SOMEONE PUT ME DOWN 😟
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[Harry → Draco Malfoy]
Harry:
Did you finish the problems for tomorrow?
Harry:
If yes
Harry:
Can you share them with me? 🥺
Draco Malfoy:
Yes
Draco Malfoy:
Why would I do that?
Harry:
[image attachment]
Harry:
Look at how big his eyes are.
Harry:
He wants you to share the answers with me.
Harry:
You wouldn’t disappoint Pad would you?
Draco Malfoy:
I couldn’t give a fuck less about that dog if I tried.
Draco Malfoy:
I am
Draco Malfoy:
Not an animal person.
Harry:
Consider:
Harry:
I will be dead if I fail math.
Harry:
I won’t be able to play this week.
Harry:
And then who will you have to blame for our loss.
Harry:
Only yourself.
Draco Malfoy:
You are incredibly dramatic.
Draco Malfoy:
[2 image attachments]
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🟢 Friend Stream 🟢
Harry (now listening)
Hum Hallelujah·Fall Out Boy
♬ Infinity on High
Draco Malfoy (2min ago)
The Flower Garden·Joe Hisaishi
♬ Classical In The Background
Hermione Granger (6min ago)
Mulberry·Harry Bloom
♬ Atmospheric Focus
Ronald B. Weasley (13min ago)
GIRLS·The Kid LAROI
♬ Liked Songs
R.J.L (2h ago)
Black Hole Sun·Soundgarden
♬ Grunge Forever
Serious (6h ago)
Teenagers·My Chemical Romance
♬ out & about
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[Group Text: Parental Units]
Harry:
Yes hello.
Harry:
What is for dinner?
Harry:
Practice is over, I am about to head home.
Remus:
Great question.
Remus:
Uhm.
Sirius:
Oh my god.
Sirius:
Do neither of you look at the calendar.
Remus: No.
Harry: We have a calendar?
Sirius:
Sweet Jesus.
Sirius:
[image attachment]
Sirius:
White Bean Chicken Chili
Sirius:
Which I SLAVED OVER
Remus:
Alright calm down.
Remus:
We get it.
Harry: Maybe Hermione is right.
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From:
[email protected]
BCC:
[email protected]
Subject:
Homework Reminder
Good evening,
This is a reminder that your Chemical Bonds homework is due tomorrow , 9/17, by 11:59pm. It must be turned in on Canvas by that time – no late assignments will be accepted.
Any missing assignment is an automatic 0.
S. Snape
AP Chemistry & Environmental Science, College Prep Chemistry
Hogwarts Catholic Prep
Corinthians 12:9
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To:
[email protected]
From:
[email protected]
Subject:
Submission Accepted
This email is to inform you of your submission of “Chemical Bonds Practice #1” on 9/15 at 3:39pm.
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[Group Text: One Brain Cell]
Ron: fuck me.
Harry:
You are not the Weasley I want to fuck so.
Harry:
No.
Harry:
But ??????????
Hermione:
The email from Snape has him stressed.
Hermione:
As if he didn’t know that the assignment was due this week.
Hermione:
I’ve reminded you, Snape has reminded you
Hermione:
I literally don’t know how many more people could remind you.
Harry:
Oh yeah.
Harry:
I finished that, actually.
Harry:
[Spotify Link: I Had Some Help - Post Malone feat. Morgan Wallen]
Ron:
ew.
Ron:
but in that case.
Ron:
can I have the answers please. 👀
Harry:
I guess.
Harry:
On one condition.
Ron:
I am not going to stop bullying you for your crush.
Ron:
mainly bc that shit is
Ron:
embarrassing.
Hermione:
What if
Hermione:
Hear me out.
Hermione:
You just did your own work.
Ron: No.
Harry:
Whatever.
Harry:
[image attachment]
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🟪dlmalfoy sent you 9 snaps
🟥
dlmalfoy sent you a photo
🟥dlmalfoy sent you a photo
🟥
prongslet sent a photo
prongslet:
that sounds so shitty i’m sorry
dlmalfoy is typing…
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Draco @ladontheguardian 🔁 N ツ @Noorthevirgo
having a crush on someone is so humiliating like y r u making me shy bro
Draco @ladontheguardian 🔁 tatbabe @haluvtat
his eyes r so pretty
Draco @ladontheguardian posted a new photo
Harry @prongslet liked your photo
Draco @ladontheguardian posted a story
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Draco @ladontheguardian posted a story
Draco @ladontheguardian tagged @prongslet in their story
Harry @prongslet reposted @ladontheguardian’s story
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[Group Text: Parental Units]
Sirius:
Harry I mean this with all the love in the world
Sirius:
You own headphones.
Sirius:
Please use them.
Harry: Oh fuck sorry.
Sirius: No worries just wanted to let you know we could hear whoever you’re flirting with.
Harry: UGH NOT YOU TOO.
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[Group Text: Mean]
Greg:
Dude.
Greg:
What is going on with you and Potter
Greg:
I want to be clear
Greg:
This is not homophobia
Greg:
This is… Potter-phobia?
Pansy: so it’s racism?
Greg: NO.
Vincent:
I can’t believe you’re a racist Greg.
Vincent:
You think you know a man…
Greg: I’m friends with Blaise I’m not a racist
Blaise: … You know that’s not how this works.
Greg:
CAN WE FOCUS.
Greg:
Draco. Potter. That’s why we’re here.
Draco:
Nothing.
Draco:
Literally nothing is going on.
Pansy: …
Blaise: …
Vincent: …
Greg: …
Draco: I’m serious. There’s nothing going on.
Blaise: Does he know that?
Draco: I assume given that he doesn’t like me back so.
Pansy: hm.
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[Pansy → Draco]
Pansy:
[image attachment]
Pansy:
based on his twt
Pansy:
he likes someone with blond hair
Draco: Could be anyone.
Pansy:
sure.
Pansy:
i’m about to get ready for bed wanna ft?
Draco: Can’t. Already in bed in the dark.
Pansy: hm.
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[Harry → Hermione]
Harry: Is there any chance I can talk to you without you making fun of me.
Hermione:
Ofc.
Hermione:
I know I’ve been like
Hermione:
Poking fun but honest to God
Hermione:
If you’re happy, I’m happy 💖
Harry:
Thank you 💖
Harry:
I was up very late last night.
Harry:
For exactly the reason you think.
Hermione: Ew.
Harry:
… or not.
Harry:
We were talking about his worries about trying to live up to parental expectations.
Hermione: Oh. Got it. Continue.
Harry:
Anyway.
Harry:
I am down horrendously.
Harry:
We ended up talking so long we both got into bed and he looked so
Harry:
Snuggly. Cuddly. Soft.
Harry:
Which seems weird to say about someone as
Harry:
Pointy. As him.
Harry:
But ugh.
Harry:
I don’t think he sees me that way tho. 😩
Harry:
Just Friends Potter.
Hermione:
Wow this is really embarrassing for you.
Hermione:
But also like
Hermione:
Have you, idk, told him??
Harry:
No.
Harry:
God no.
Hermione:
Well.
Hermione:
I’m out of ideas.
Hermione:
Because that’s honestly the best thing you could do.
Hermione:
How do you think Ron and I got together?
Harry:
I genuinely don’t think about it because it’s like thinking about my siblings dating.
Harry:
Anyway. I have to get ready for school now.
Harry:
See you.
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Pansy @flowerbouquet
when your supposed best friend has two coffees in his car but one apparently isn’t for you ????? [image attached]
↪️Blaise @blazeofglory
Disrespectful ???
↪️Pansy @flowerbouquet
RIGHT???
Harry @prongslet posted a story and tagged @ladontheguardian
☕😴❤️
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[Group Text: Parental Units]
Harry:
Practice was canceled
Harry:
But I will not be home right after school
Harry:
Am doing homework at coffee shop
Remus: Sounds good!
Sirius: Is that who you were on the phone with last night?
Remus: Let’s not!
Harry:
Yeah. Teammate + classmate.
Harry:
Agreed tho, let’s not!
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🟢 Friend Stream🟢
Harry (Now Listening)
She Had Me At Heads Carolina·Cole Swindell
♬Studying
Draco Malfoy (Now Listening)
Vampire·Unsecret String Quartet, UNSECRET
♬Pop Goes Classical
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Draco @ladontheguardian posted a story and tagged @prongslet (10min ago)
📍Thinking Cup
☕☕☕
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Harry @prongslet posted a photo 📍Thinking Cup (4min ago)
stu(dying) with @ladontheguardian. happy friday, i guess
@hjgranger, @roonilw, @ne.ville, and 5 others liked your photo
↪️Neville @ne.ville commented: 👀
↪️Pansy @flowerbouquet commented: hello?????
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[Harry → Draco]
Draco:
Thank you for coming with me to study.
Draco:
You didn’t have to do that.
Draco:
I was fine.
Harry:
I mean
Harry:
Lies but whatever.
Harry:
I had to finish The Kite Runner anyway.
Harry:
Plus I can never say no to coffee so.
Draco:
Well.
Draco:
Still.
Draco:
Appreciate it.
Harry: Do you have plans tomorrow?
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Harry @prongslet
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Draco @ladontheguardian
FUCKFUCKFUCK