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Dazai was a vampire he was walking around the city of Yokohama, he just finished his job and had nothing to do. That is until he spotted a familiar incubus, the long horns and tail their usual harmless way, he's docile...for now, the short red head with central heterochromia eyes, inner iris brown outer blue, wore fancy formal clothes.
He'd never admit to himself that the demon was rather attractive to himself nor the demon simply because that was, Chuuya Nakahara, but he was the most attractive thing that the night was going to give Dazai so he walked to the incubus to get his attention.
"Hey, Chuuya, you lonely?"
Somehow the question brought a glare in Dazai's direction, who is Dazai kidding of course it did, he knew the incubus lives alone and no one hangs out with him because
a. They're too busy
or
b. They can't hanging out with someone else and that person doesn't like incubi
"No, I'm not can't you see I'm hanging out with Diablo?"
Chuuya gestures to an empty seat near him, to which Dazai laughs
"Yea you're hanging out with Diablo, Chibi, I think you need to get your chibi brain checked there's no one there"
Dazai said through laughter as Chuuya rolls his eyes
"That was sarcasm dumbass, but I'm not lonely I'm just peachy"
Chuuya says with a sigh and Dazai regains his composer
"That sounds like something a lonely person would say...are you sure you aren't lonely"
The skepticism in Dazai's voice was prominent as he spoke meanwhile Chuuya growls and Dazai rises his hands in mock defense
"Okay okay, I'm sorry don't kill me"
False fear was evident in his voice as Chuuya rolls his eyes
"I'm going to get some noodles if you want to come with"
Chuuya sighs as he got up and walked away, Dazai stared at Chuuya's ass as he walked away he got distracted by it for a second before catching up with Chuuya
"Wow, Chuuya leaving your favorite bloodsucker alone, you're so cruel"
He says with false hurt Chuuya sighs and kept walking, his pace was steady
"You're the one that got left behind because you didn't keep up"
Dazai knew how Chuuya worked, keep up or get left behind and yet he still didn't keep up
They soon make it to the noodle restaurant that Chuuya goes to all the time, practically a regular there. The waitress was able to guess Chuuya's order perfectly and Dazai had to order. Once they got their noodles they ate enjoying each other's silence for the most part.
"You know Chibi you're rather really elegant when you eat, it must be embarrassing to eat with me in public"
Dazai said with awkward laughter meanwhile Chuuya rolls his eyes
"If you're trying to get me to pay for your food, you're paying for it"
Chuuya says with a scoff
"Then I'll pay for yours too"
Chuuya blinks
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No you're not"
"Yes I am"
Chuuya hisses in response, he doesn't even know why he's angry about it
"Let me be a gentleman Chibi"
Chuuya thought about it and sighs
"Fine"
Chuuya then rolls his eyes
And they continued to finish their noodles in silence, enjoying the other's company. Dazai walked Chuuya home, and to the front door just for an excuse to hang out with him longer and when Chuuya was inside Dazai walked home.
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