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Golden Goose
Department: Cashbot
Position: Street Manager
HP: 200-3,800
Defense: 60
Level
5-30.mgr
Lowest damage | Highest damage
6-31 | 8-36
Trivia
Real name: Joseph Craft
Employee ID: 1414
Honorific: Mr.
Likes: Peas, Duck Shuffler, swimming
Dislikes: Giants, tricky wording, molting season
The Golden Goose is a Cashbot Street Manager that can be fought on any street in any playground. He has a 10% chance of spawning instead of the native Street Manager. This chance goes up by 2% every time he leaves without being defeated to a maximum of 50%. When he is defeated the chance returns to 2%. He is the final boss of the Wild Goose Chase taskline and must be fought to complete the taskline. He can be fought at any time. Any Cog on the street can join.
Attacks
Bite
Damage: 6-37
Accuracy: 90
Frequency: 30
Liquidate
Damage: 6-33
Accuracy: 90
Frequency: 15
Pecking Order
Damage: 6-31
Accuracy: 90
Frequency: 15
Pick Pocket
Damage: 6-36
Accuracy: 90
Frequency: 30
HONK
Damage: 8-36
Accuracy: 100
Frequency: When HONK is used
Cheats
Lure Resistance
The Golden Goose can only be lured for 1 round
Migration
The Golden Goose likes to travel all over Toontown. Golden Goose can spawn in any playground on any street. He can only spawn if there is not a Street Manager present. When he spawns the Street Manager of that playground cannot spawn until he is defeated or leaves naturally. His health and damage scales with the playground he is in closely matching that playground's native Street Manager.
Yoink!
The Golden Goose steals the Toon's shiny Gags. Every other turn the Golden Goose will steal the Gag Track of a random Toon. Prestiege Gag Tracks will always be stolen first. He can hold up to 3 Tracks. When he has 3 he cannot use this cheat. In order to get the Track back Toons must deal damage equal to 1/6th of his max health.
Lucky
The Golden Goose radiates a lucky aura. Cogs in battle gain +5 to their attack Accuracy and Defense.
HONK
HONK HONK!!! Every other turn the Golden Goose will HONK loudly damaging all Toons in battle. This damage cannot be avoided. This attack also has a 25% chance to inflict the Deafened debuff on any Toons hit. Deafened lowers healing recieves from Toon-Up Gags by 50%. This debuff lasts for 1 turn. The damage scaling of this cheat is as follows.
TTC: 8
BBY: 14
YOTT: 16
DG: 20
MML: 24
BRG: 28
AA: 32
DDL: 36
Strategy
None found yet.
Loot
20-80 gumballs (+10 every plaground)
2,000-8,000 jellybeans (+1,000 every playground)
200-3,000 Toon experience (+400 every playground)
Golden Goose Sticker
Golden Cashbot Catcher (shirt, shorts, skirt)
Golden Egg Backpack
Golden Shoes
Dialogue
Cheats
Yoink!
"Oooooh, thiney!"
"Thith ith mine now!"
HONK
"HONK!"
"HONK HONK!!"
"HONK HONK HONK!!!"
Face off Taunts
"Are you here to play?"
"You found me! Let'th have thome fun!"
"HONK HONK!"
"HONK! Do you have any peath?"
Defeated
"Aww, I wath hoping to win thith time."
"Thith wath fun! Bye!"
"Thank'th for the good time!"
"I'll get lucky next time!"
Surrender Taunts
"You're running away for thith golden opportunity? "
Death Taunts
"Yay! I win!"
"Better luck next time!"
"Let'th play again thoon Toonth!"
"Look'th like your goose ith cooked!"
Friend Request Denials
"Athk me another day. Maybe you'll have better luck!" The Golden Goose tells you with a smile.
The Golden Goose holds his head low. "I really want to, but the big guys thay no..."
"I would love to! ACK!" Another Cog tugs on Golden Goose's collar. "I, umm, no. Thorry."
The Golden Goose honks happily and wildly. It seems in his excessive honking he forgot to answer your question.
Attempt to sue
"Umm, I don't think that'th for me."
Attempt to fire
"No thank you! Chair man told me I'm not leaving any time thoon!"
Music
There is no music yet.
Sound Effects
There are no sound effects yet.
Trivia
Joseph Craft is a reference to two autors. Joseph Jacobs, the author of Jack and the Beanstalk. And Charlotte Craft, the author of King Midas and the Golden Touch.
Both if these stories play into who Golden Goose is. The golden egg laying goose from Jack and the Beanstalk, and having the golden touch of Midas.
A golden goose is something that is very profitable or good for business.
The Golden Goose likes peas because real life geese like peas.
The Golden Goose's dislike of giants is a reference to the story of Jack and the Beanstalk where the gold egg laying goose was being held captive by a giant.
Gallery
This guy is basically if the head of the Goose from Untitled Goose Game was put onto a skinny Cog body. Very fun to draw! You can request to see him on the official Toontown Corporate Clash Discord server.