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All the toons were sitting at the dinner table after a long, stressful day of extracting ichor and collecting tapes for Dandy. Goob picked at his food, it was the same unappetizing, bland and disgusting food Dandy always cooked for them.
"When is it Brightneys turn to cook?" groaned vee. "Dandy's food is so gross!!"
"I could always cook for us tomorrow night? That is, if I have the energy too.."
Goob looked over to toodles who was sitting directly across from him. She looked anxious and uncomfortable.
"Is everything alright Too-"
"I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!!" Toodles shouted.
Everyone was startled, and looked up from their plates. We were definitely all awake now.
"What is it Toodles??" Asked Teagan
"Well.. I was walking down the hall last night and i noticed Boxtons room was open. When I peeked inside..." She paused before shouting
"BOXTON CRIES WHEN HE EJACULATES!!"
The whole room went silent, everyone glanced back at eachother with the look of "you heard that too right?"
"TOODLES!!" Teagan started "YOU CANT JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!!"
"Boxton is this true??" Goob turned to Boxton who was red as a tomato and staring daggers at Toodles
"I- Its not..."
"MAYBE IF YOU LOCKED THE DOOR AND TURNED ON INCOGNITO MODE I WOULDNT OF KNOWN‼️‼️"
Teagan went to scold Toodles and make her apologize to Boxton but Boxton had already got up and was running away from the table, his chair knocked over in the process.
"Boxton wait!" Goob got up and chased after him, finding Boxton in his room
"Boxton, wait! I don't care that you cry when you ejaculate it happens some time!"
"You dont? I thought you'd find it weird..." Boxton blushed, hardly hiding his love for Goob.
"Yea.. I think its good that you express yourself like that... And if you want maybe we could have a sleepover in my room tonight and... Maybe... cry together if you know what i mean"
Boxton blushed and smiled
lets just say... They got super ultra freaky that night and boxton cried a lot 😈😈