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Now I Know My ABCs

Summary:

Ryōshū comes up with a good one.

Notes:

The double brackets (()) are translations for the reader's benefit.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Ryōshū shoved the sheath of her ōdachi against the trembling man’s throat. With a sneer, she said, “I am going to-”
“A” ((Absolutely))
“B,” ((Butcher,))
“C” ((Completely))
“D,” ((Dissect,))
“E” ((Everything))
“F” ((From))
“G” ((Gallbladder))
“H;” ((Headways;))
“I,” ((I’ll))
“J” ((Just))
“K” ((Keep))
“L,” ((Laughing,))
“M” ((Mourning))
“N,” ((Nothing,))
“O” ((Outwardly))
“P” ((Pulling))
“Q” ((Queasifying))
“R” ((Red))
“S;” ((Slurry;))
“T,” ((Thoroughly,))
“U” ((Until))
“V,” ((Vacated,))
“W” ((Writhing))
“X,” ((Xyphoidless,))
“Y” ((Yesterday’s))
“Z.” ((Zeal.))

 

Everyone turned to Sinclair.

“Uhm, I think she said that she would Absolutely-”

Notes:

surely someone's done this before right

EDIT: WHY DID AO3 MESS UP MY TAGS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A GOOD JOKE