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#01 - Air
“Is Keiichiro just… falling about five feet in the air right now?” “Yes he is, Sakuya.”
#02 - Apples
“No stealing the apples, you two. I need these for today’s menu!”
#03 - Beginning
“Hey, if you’re gonna throw that, you’ll miss.”
#04 - Bugs
“Geez, Kei-chan, what happened to your face?” “A fly got into the precinct and Sakuya was trying to kill it when it landed on my face…”
#05 - Coffee
“...That much coffee can not be healthy for you, Kei-Chan.”
#06 - Dark
‘I’m not scared of the- WHOA!” Tsukasa screeched as the rat passed by her in pitch blackness.
#07 - Despair
Once Kairi left, Keiichiro felt his heart shatter.
#08 - Doors
“Kairi, can’t you just use a door like a normal person to visit me?” “Force of habit, Kei-chan! Besides, it’s fun!”
#09 - Drink
“...Where’s the alcohol where you need it?” Tooma groaned as he saw what his two workers did to the cafe in his absence.
#10 - Duty
“...You’d really quit for me?” “Yes. Despite my duty… I would move the world for you.”
#11 - Earth
“By our orders, we’re here to protect Earth!”
#12 - End
“Nii-san, I’m sorry…”
#13 - Fall
“Thank you for catching me, Kairi… but did you have to do it like this?!” Keiichiro shouted when he realized he was in a bridal carry.
#14 - Fire
Side by side, the two teams let out their final attack at the Gangler.
#15 - Flexible
“You are not making me do aerobics again!”
#16 - Flying
“YAHOO!” Kairi whooped as he went down the zipline.
#17 - Food
“So how’s the samples, you two?” Kairi and Umika both gave their thumbs up.
#18 - Foot
“Want me to kiss your foot better?” Keiichiro immediately pushed Kairi away once he asked that question.
#19 - Grave
“...I miss you, mon papa.”
#20 - Green
“Stop flirting with the yellow thief, Sakuya!” “Don’t you do that all the time with the red one, Keiichiro?” “That’s not the point!”
#21 - Head
“I am never letting you choose our team bond activities again,” Keiichiro grumbled to Sakuya as he walked into work with an ice pack on his head.
#22 - Hollow
Dogranio was defeated, but it didn’t matter to Keiichiro because Kairi was gone.
#23 - Honor
“On my honor as a thief, I promise never to steal without your permission again. Happy, Kei-chan?”
#24 - Hope
“You think we can get out of this vault someday, guys?” “I sure hope so, Umika.”
#25 - Light
“You know, you are quite light for someone your size, Kei-chan,” Kairi snickered as he carried his blushing boyfriend over the shoulder.
#26 - Lost
The thieves would never stop fighting to regain what they lost.
#27 - Metal
“...Didn he just seriously just come here with that pole still on him?”
#28 - New
He didn’t know those weird new feelings he had whenever he saw Kairi smile at him.
#29 - Old
“Some things never change,” Noel chuckled as he saw his favorite couple arguing yet again.
#30 - Peace
The year without the thieves was peaceful, but the cops hated every second of it.
#31 - Poison
“You think If I slip a laxative into Sakuya’s drink, he’ll notice?” “Kairi, no!” “What? He interrupted my kiss with Kei-chan!”
#32 - Pretty
“How can Noel look that good in a dress?!”
#33 - Rain
“Stupid rain…” Tsukasa grumbled as she raced home to ensure her new toy didn’t get ruined.
#34 - Regret
Once they were forced to reveal his identity, Kairi knew he was gonna regret everything immensely.
#35 - Roses
As soon as Keichiro saw the flowers on his desk, he blushed realizing who sent it.
#36 - Secret
Having to keep his identity secret to Keiichiro sucked, especially ever since he started falling for him.
#37 - Snakes
Tsukasa’s eyes lit up as soon as the prize machine said she won the snake toy.
#38 - Snow
As soon as the snowball hit his face, Keiichiro immediately let out his usual “DAMN YOU KAITOU!”
#39 - Solid
“You’re real this time, right?” “I’m no illusion, Kei-chan. I’m home.”
#40 - Spring
“Do you really have to spring it on me this soon?” “Come on, Sakuya! You still need to do paperwork!”
#41 - Stable
“Ow!” “This wouldn’t happen if you stay still, Kairi! Now let me finish the outfit!”
#42 - Strange
“...Noel, we need to talk about your flipping habit.”
#43 - Summer
“Worth it!” Kairi cackled as he ran away from Touma, who just woke up from his nap and realized he was now buried in the sand.
#44 - Taboo
“You are not in love with a thief, you are not in love with a thief…”
#45 - Ugly
“...No offense, Kei-chan, but you looked awful when you became a girl.”
#46 - War
“We are never going to stop fighting you guys, aren’t we?” “I sure hope not!”
#47 - Water
“So… you wanna wear the handcuffs this time, Kei-chan?” Keiichiro promptly spat out his water in response to his boyfriend’s teasing.
#48 - Welcome
“Welcome back, you thieves.”
#49 - Winter
One good thing about the weather was that Kairi now had an excuse to cuddle his boyfriend more.
#50 - Wood
When he found Kairi sleeping on the table, he placed his jacket on him and kissed his forehead.