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Finland, the Hockey Troll

Summary:

Finland loves hockey and beating Sweden in hockey. He also loves trolling.

Originally posted on Fanfiction.net on May 18th, 2013.

Notes:

2024 Notes: As I'm worried about the impending death of FFnet, I've started to move my stories here, because I was hecking proud of these stories when I wrote them. And I'm still really proud of some of them, but history is history and I'm gonna save it.

I have not done any edits to the language or the formatting of the story. Some formatting may have, however, been lost because fuck italics I guess. I'm also including all of my old notes, because of posterity. Even if I was cringe.

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Title: Finland, the Hockey Troll
Rating: K
Pairings: None.
Summary: Finland loves hockey and beating Sweden in hockey. He also loves trolling.

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by Himaruya Hidekaz. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

A/N: Because Finland-Sweden game starts in a few hours.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Switzerland stared at Finland, perplexed, as the Nordic Nation whistled cheerfully as he and Sweden strolled up to the IIHF desk. Sweden's frown was at least twice as dark as normally while Finland looked like he had borrowed some of the Netherlands' stash.

"So, as the chosen home team, which shirt are you going to wear?" he asked Finland without preamble.

The other grinned maliciously and Switzerland had to wonder if the Finn had spent too much time with Russia. A dark cloud seemed to form around Sweden and Switzerland suddenly hoped he had been allowed to bring his gun.

Being in the semi-finals was such a hassle.

"Home team shirts," Finland stated cheerfully.

"So Finland plays in white and Sweden plays in blue," he stated, making the notation. "All done."

"Perfect," Finland cheered, before giving Sweden an evil grin. "Let's have a great game, Ruotsi!"

Then he positively skipped away, singing on the top of his lungs.

"Den glider in, i mål igen, vi ska kämpa, alt det vi har...!"

"Helvete," Sweden huffed and stalked away.

Switzerland rolled his eyes. These Nordics were crazy.

Notes:

A/N: Finland really doesn't care whether he plays in white or blue but because Sweden wants to play in yellow... he trolls and forces Sweden to play in their away team shirts whenever he gets the chance.
Ruotsi (Fin.) = Sweden
Den glider in = Swedish national hockey team's song in 1995. It became really popular in Finland when we beat Sweden 4-1 in the finals ;P