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wonderhoy 

purple gay: Greetings youthlings, I have a proposition

green gay: no

purple gay: Would you like to volunteer as a tester of my marvelous new AW COME ON NENE

pink gay: OOOH YES YES I WOULD

green gay: emu no

purple gay: Wonderful! Be at the Wonderstage at 4:00 pm tomorrow!

lemon gay: rui what did you do

purple gay: I kiss the phone every time I see a text from you, my star, my beautiful

lemon gay: RUI WHAT DID YOU DO.

purple gay: I built some new stage mechanisms

green gay: it involves arson doesn’t it.

purple gay: harsh word to describe it, I prefer ‘artistic use of flame’

lemon gay: SINCE WHEN ARE WE LETTING EMU OTORI NEAR FIRE.

purple gay: touchè

green gay: I swear to markiplier if you fucked with robonene I will strangle you

pink gay: OOH MARKIPLIER I LOVE MARKIPLIER

green gay: of course, because you’re cultured

lemon gay: who’s markiplier

purple gay: my sweet, if you value your life, leave before nene comes back online

lemon gay: oh okay.

purple gay: I send you kisses on the wind my santiago

lemon gay: my friend if you reference The Alchemist one more time I’m gonna freaking scream

purple gay: I was hoping to make you scream for a different reason

pink gay: omg rui are you gonna build him a haunted house is that how

green gay: emu I love you and if anyone hurts you I will burn them to ashes, never change

pink gay: I LOVE YOU TOO!!! <3333

green gay: please come and kiss me irl I just lost a fifty fifty

pink gay: okie

purple gay: see tsukasa this could be us

lemon gay: rui we made out five minutes ago

purple gay: too long come back

lemon gay: no

purple gay: im gonna cry

lemon gay: weep then

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wonderhoy

pink gay: hey bitches 

lemon gay: wait what

pink gay: you three wanna hit me the fuck up I need some cake

green gay: Y O U T H R E E ? ? ? emu are you high

pink gay: stfu nene I saw you staring at tsukasa's absolute level 20 gyatt don't slutshame me

lemon gay: WHAT THE FRICK???

pink gay: them cheeks must be red from how much I bet rui slap em

green gay: what in the fuck is happening

pink gay: Heh. I'm staying up late tonight. The afternoon ADHD meds have faded.

lemon gay: oh no oh god no 

lemon gay: RUI WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU

green gay: rare tsukasa cursing moment, screenshot immediately

pink gay: screenshot more like backshot

green gay: BABE???

purple gay: I heard my man summon me what's going on

pink gay: you've got it going on ;)

purple gay: ...she's off her meds isn't she

green gay: of course you'd know immediately you retarded queer

purple gay: honey you're literally autistic

green gay: it's not autism it's a superpower.

lemon gay: I'd say something but I'd get cancelled

pink gay: don't worry babygirl it's okay to not be retarded you're still a fag

purple gay: oh goodness two slurs in one sentence this is a bad night

pink gay: bad night don't you mean BAD END NIGHT?? LIKE THE ONE YOURE GONNA HAVE WITH TSUKASA HEHEHEHE

lemon gay: nene you're her girlfriend DO SOMETHING

green gay: Tsukasa Fucking Tenma, YOU. ARE. ALSO. DATING HER.

lemon gay: I'm her BOYFRIEND, idiot, not her GIRLFRIEND

pink gay: let's all kiss and make out

lemon gay: do you mean make up

pink gay: no

lemon gay: I walked right into that one didn't I

pink gay: yes

green gay: yes

purple gay: yes

lemon gay: goddammit

Sunday 9:00 a.m.

pink gay: WONDERHOY GUYS okay what's the damage rui

purple gay: I'd give it a seven on the Richter scale

pink gay: phoenix wonderland terms please

purple gay: three attractions broken down, renovations will cost approximately 750,000, visitor numbers down by 20% 

pink gay: ...I pulled a frat boy rizzler didn't I

purple gay: you did yes

pink gay: do you guys still love me

purple gay: yes indubitably definitively forever and ever

green gay: you bozo of course we love you

lemon gay: you're our Emu!! One and only and favorite!!!

pink gay: AIUASHDKJFHJFJ I LOVE YOU GUYS TOO

purple gay: you're my darling

lemon gay: and mine

green gay: me three bitch

pink gay: IM GONNA CRY AND I DONT WANNA CRY SO WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE CLAW MACHINES WITH ME AND GET PLUSHIES

green gay: YES I NEED MORE POKEMON ONES

lemon gay: I gotta get some for Saki too she loves those

purple gay: I wanna take apart a claw machine and find out how it works and whether it's a scam

lemon gay: ykw I'm not even gonna try to stop you 

green gay: it's not illegal if you don't get caught

pink gay: WONDERHOY!!!!!!!! LETS MEET UP AT THE WONDERSTAGE AT 10:30

lemon gay: YEAH LET'S GO!!!