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“Oh my god pickles your cock is sooo biggg!!!!!" Nathan totally groans.
“Heh, Yeah…. I kno. Good thing im wearing my socks cause that would be totally gaey if I weren't. “
picklez rubs his upper lip with his finger snuggly with that stupid fuck smerk.
“Dude. This feels kinda gay. Like. Wow this is really gay.” Nathan dramatically pulls away from Pickles, his head in his hands in defeat.
Nathan mopes.
“God.. Pickles. Were gay . God this is so gay. “
“No dood.. It's okay. It's jest what people do with their homies, Nathan. “, Pickles whispered, a hand on Nathans back.
“SO HOMIES GIVE BACKSHOTS TO THEIR HOMIES?!? “, Nathan yells, emotionally distraught.
Pickles silently nods, mouth drawn to a straight line. Like a ruler.
Nathan gave pickles a look that screamed heartbroken. Heartbroken because he takes dick up the bootyhole.
They make out after that.
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓔𝓷𝓭