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It is a normal day in the Noceda household, sitting on the couch on his phone, is Hunter. He is playing roblox. His username is XxAlpha_WolfxX, he is on the roblox game Life in paradise, his avatar is fucking ugly as hell.
@XxAlpha_WolfxX: HI
@someoneidk: ew a furry 💀
@XxAlpha_WolfxX: ARE U FROM TENISEE COZ U THE ONLY TEN I SEE 🤭🤭🤭
@someoneidk: ew no thanks u prolapsed gape 😰😰
@XxAlpha_WolfxX: GRR..... YOU DONT DISRESPECT THE ALPHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤪😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@someoneidk: gurl I said I'm not interested
@XxAlpha_WolfxX: GO #### ######## UGLY ### I HOPE YOU ### #####
@someoneidk: I don't speak tags
@XxAplha_WolfxX: DIE UGLY HO I HOPE YOU FALL OFF OF A CLIFF ANF DIE UGLY BISH
@someoneidk: I'll report u
@Xxalphawolfxx: IMGOING TO KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY
@someoneidk: I reported u for harassment and bullying heehee
Hunter stares at his phone in sock. He couldn't get banned! Roblox was his whole life! He shut off his phone and ran to the gun store.
"I want to buy a gun."
"How old are you?"
"Sixteen"
"I'm sorry but you have to have an adult present to buy a gun, kiddo."
Hunter punches the guy selling guns in the jaw and then steals a gun
"Fuck you, gun man."
"OWWOW OW OWWW!" the gun man says.
Hunter skedaddles away, gun in hand. Soon, he gets home and he turns on his phone and goes onto roblox, then, he sees the dreaded words... "You have been banned for 1 day"... Hunter is in pure bewilderment. He shoots his phone. Camila, hearing th gunshot, rushes into the room
"What happend?! What was that nouse?!"
Hunter, still holding the gun, hisses at camila
"Hssss grrrr......"
"What? Please put the gun down. Where did you even get it?!" Camila says.
Hunter runs out of the house, then crawls on the ground and hisses t the pedestrians that stare at him, he is till holding the gun. He continues to be a furry until he gets to the roblox man's house. He shoots a window and crawls inside. The roblox man pleads for his life,
"No, furry boy! Please don't shoot!"
"Unban me you."
"I'm not in control of that!"
"Shut."
Hunter then died because a meteorite killed him. The end.
don't do anything I said in this story I made this thing after drinking copious amounts of dunkin refresher