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It was nighttime in the headquarters, Fear was in charge of dream duty tonight. Booooring. But luckily, he wasn’t alone. Anxiety was there!!! Picking up all the papers Joy threw all over. Anxiety doesn’t know jack SHIT about dream duty so she’s going into this blind.
“Soo, what’s dream duty all about??” Anxiety asked, sitting down in her special chair. “Basically, we watch the dreams from the dream productions and if they’re nightmares, we wake her up!” Fear replied, tying his bow tie fancily. “Oh, alright then!” Anxiety then replied.
“Here we go, this is gonna be boring.” Fear took a sip of his coffee while Anxiety was on her special chair drinking earl grey tea which she calls ‘anxi-tea’ (kill me)
The dream started at Riley’s old elementary school, where the teacher started speaking
”Alright kids, we have a new student.” the teacher said. “I’m getting a strange case of deja vu here.” Fear said. Before him and Anxiety’s expressions turned into an :O expression, as they saw Bing Bong..but…in a toilet?? “Bing Bong?” Fear questions. Anxiety wonders. “Who’s Bing Bong? And is he supposed to be in a toilet??” Fear answered. “One, he’s Riley’s imaginary friend as a kid, and two, no.” Anxiety side eyed the screen, as more people came in. All those people were her dream Canadian boyfriends and they all said: “I would die for Riley.”
“WHAT IS THISSSS😭😭😭😭” Anxiety screamed as Fear looked bored as fuck. “You’ll get used to this.” Fear replied, taking another sip of his coffee in a bored way. And then, the boyfriends assembled around Riley, as well as..the triple dent gum people?? What the fuck is going on bro😭😭 Riley’s being dragged out of the classroom??? INTO THE HAUNTED HOUSE WITH THE DEAD MOUSE???? AND THE CLOWN??? AND THEY’RE SUMMONING A DEMON!!!!
Anxiety is sat there in shock, rocking back and forth as the Triple Dent Gum advert played slowed and reverbed. Fear is watching as well, he blacked out. And then a giant skibidi Bing Bong jump-scares them!! GAAH they both jump back, and scream, then hug each other like those 3d grey people
They then woke Riley up and gave up on dream duty forever.
THE END LOL