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(This takes place a few months after the season finale of Dantztale season 1, Asriel and Dantz are in school, they are walking to their 4th class)
Dantz: So, Asriel. Do you think my Bar Mitzvah is going to be a blast?
Asriel: Yeah! It will be amazing!
(Asriel is jumping up and down out of excitement. Then he looks away from Dantz, slumping)
Dantz: Anyway, let’s get to 4th period, Azzy.
(Dantz and Asriel walk to their classes together)
Dantz: Well, see you later, Azzy.
Asriel: See you later Dantz.
(Asriel walks to his class)
Asriel: (Thinking) Man, I am excited about Dantz’s Bar Mitzvah.
(Asriel’s eyes dart around the room)
Asriel: (Thinking) But what if I mess him up? Oh no, what might he think of me?
(Cut to Dantz)
Berdly: Hello, Dantz. Congrats, even though I will be in the center though.
(Berdly places his wing on his chest during his line, giving a smug look)
Dantz: Berdly, how about this, while you fly around, you might just become ample evidence that you can’t be a good guest. You are still invited, but prepare to be booed out of the party.
Berdly: Whatever you plebian.
(Berdly rolls his eyes while Dantz walks away, asking Mr. Cannon if there is a lecture, there isn’t, so he goes to the school’s library)
Mr. Cannon: I’ll see ya, dude.
(Transition to Dantz in the library, where Dantz is practicing his torah and haftarah portion)
Dantz: Mikadaish, hashabbat. (In a singing tone)
(Dantz checks his phone, it is around 12:00 PM)
Dantz: Sweet, it’s time for lunch!
(Dantz heads towards the 7th grade hall, meeting back up with Asriel in Mr. Herkabe’s class)
Mr. Herkabe: Students, line up. We are going outside today for lunch.
(Dantz and Asriel line up with their lunchboxes in their hands)
Asriel: Dantz, do I have a part in your Bar Mitzvah?
Dantz: Yes you do.
Asriel: Thank you Dantz!
(Asriel gives Dantz a hug, Dantz blushes with his eyes wide open)
Dantz: Uh, thanks, bro?
Asriel: You are so welcome.
(Dantz regains his cheeky smirk)
Dantz: Alright Asriel, you ready to play soccer outside?
Asriel: Yeah, I-I am.
(Asriel and Dantz are outside now with the rest of the students, sitting on a picnic bench, eating lunch)
Asriel: Cool! I got pie!
Dantz: Heh, I got some chocolate, it’s way better than pie, Azzy. We all have our preferences.
(Dantz and Asriel finish their lunch)
Dantz: Are you ready to play soccer?
Asriel: Yes.
(Asriel and Dantz join the field, they are on the same team as the team captains pair them up)
Dantz: Alright Asriel, I’m defense, you are playing offense, got it?
Asriel: Yes Dantz, I got it.
(Asriel rushes out onto the field)
Dantz: Go get’em Azzy.
(Asriel steals the ball from the opposing team, he scores)
Dantz: 1-0.
Goalie: Hush up, this is a game.
Dantz: Got it.
(The ball is reaching Dantz, he kicks it, accidentally giving it to the opposing team)
Team D striker 1: Dantz, what are you doing!?
Goalie: He got the ball away from the goal, praise him for that.
Dantz: Yeah, show some respect.
(Asriel steals the ball from the other team, he slide tackles and gains the ball, he scores again, the score is 2-0)
Asriel: Yes!
(The other team punts the ball and Dantz blocks the ball, he kicks the ball towards Asriel, he gets tripped by a bully)
Bully: Hey look! This is what any team with a monster looks like, fallen down.
(The soccer players get really mad at the bully)
Bully: It’s not my fault he is a crybaby.
(Asriel starts crying)
Bully: Yeah monster, cry yourself back into the underground!
(The bully kicks Asriel, all of the other kids gang up on the bully, the goalie for Dantz and Asriel’s team brings Asriel back)
Goalie: Help him out. Don’t worry about the bully.
Dantz: Thanks.
Goalie: Now, be quiet, silence is key.
(Dantz helps Asriel out)
Bully: Hey look, he’s dating that monster!
Dantz: Shut-
Goalie: Shh, both of you.
(Dantz taps into some aggressive state)
Dantz: How about we get this kid off the field.
(The bully runs away, Dantz calms down)
Dantz: Alright Azzy, let’s continue the game.
Asriel: Yeah!
Goalie: Bro you are not the main character!
Dantz: Just let us play.
(The game continues, it ends up in a tie after Asriel’s injury)
Asriel: Oh well, it’s a tie.
(The two go back to class, cut to Carpool where they get picked up by Toriel)
Toriel: How are you two doing?
Asriel: Fine, I guess.
(Asriel looks down)
Dantz: I’m so excited about my Bar Mitzvah!
(Asriel is still looking down)
Toriel: My child, are you okay?
Asriel: Yes mom.
(Dantz jumps into the car, his brother slumps into the car)
Toriel: So, you two, how was school today?
Dantz: It was cool, except.
(Focus on Asriel)
Dantz: Asriel got bullied by our worst bully.
(Asriel has a slight frown on his face, looking through his window)
Toriel: Oh sweetie, I’m so sorry. Asriel, you okay?
Asriel: Yeah I’m fine.
Dantz: Mom, what’s the course of action?
Toriel: We are going to the hotel, then to shabbat services, then after that, you two can go chill in the pool. I’ll supervise.
Dantz: Why aren’t you going to the pool, mom?
Toriel: The pool can sometimes be bad on my fur, you don’t want me looking bad on your bar mitzvah.
Asriel: Does my fur have that after affect?
Dantz: No you don’t Asriel, I’ve swam with you before and you look just fine after using a hairdryer.
Asriel: Got it.
(Cut to services)
Rabbi Gerson Jr: I am now proud of the person with an upcoming Bar Mitzvah, Dantz Dreemurr.
(Dantz rushes up to the bima)
Dantz: Hey everybody! I hope y’all come to my Bar Mitzvah.
Rabbi Gerson Jr: Now then, mazel tov to Dantz on his Bar Mitzvah tomorrow.
(Cut to the swimming pool, Dantz is swimming around a lot while Asriel is just chilling)
Dantz: Hey Azzy, wanna see my flipturn?
Asriel: Sure!
(Dantz swims up to the wall in a freestyle stroke, he flips around and launches off of the wall, flying across pool from that jump)
Asriel: Wow! I had no idea you can do that.
Dantz: What, you haven’t seen me swim before?
Asriel: Yeah, I haven’t. I am excited to go to the swim meets with you though one day..
Dantz: Yeah, they are amazing. Also, another thing. Mei isn’t going to be in town for my Bar Mitzvah.
Asriel: Oh, come on.
(Cut to the hotel room)
Toriel: I’m going to be in the other room, now, you two, one of you can have the bed.
Dantz: I call the bed.
Toriel: The other one can have the couch.
Dantz: Azzy, don’t worry, it’s a 2-in-1 couch. It can turn into a makeshift bed.
Asriel: Oh boy! That’s cool!
Dantz: Mom, can I use the TV music as a nightlight?
Toriel: Sure, my child.
Dantz: Good night mom.
(Intermission)
(Asriel sees Dantz in his casual clothes in the hotel gym using a mock ripcord to work out, pulling a good weight)
Dantz: Let it rip!
Asriel: Dantz, the outfitters are almost here.
Dantz: Tell them to meet me in the gym.
Asriel: Okay. See you soon.
(Later, and Dantz is running on the treadmill, at around 10 miles per hour, the group of outfitters come in)
Outfitter 1: Hello, Dantz.
Dantz: Wha-
(Dantz falls off of the treadmill)
Dantz: Owww.
Outfitter 2: I can see now why he needs us.
(Cut back to the hotel room, where Dantz is getting suited, the outfitters are surrounding him, getting every last detail perfect)
Outfitter 3: Maaaannnn, he looks so maaannnly for his bar mitzvah today.
Outfitter 1: He does.
Dantz: There we go.
(Dantz puts on his yarmukle and heads towards the door)
Dantz: Hey Asriel, how do I look?
Asriel: Dantz, you look amazing!
Dantz: I guess I do.
(Cut to the synagogue)
Rabb Gerson Jr: Shabbat Shalom, Boker Tov, today is an exciting day for Bar Mitzvah Dantz Dreemurr. We’d like you to open your prayer books to page nine.
(The piano starts playing, the opening song, Hineh ma Tov then is sung)
(Cut to later)
Dantz: Barchu et Adonai hamvorach.
(Cut to later again)
Dantz: Mi Chamocha ba’elohim Adonai.
(Cut to later)
Dantz: … vachai bahem, ani, Adonai.
(Cut to later)
Dantz: Mikadaish, Hashabbat.
Dooleyi: (monotone) This is my favorite part.
(Dantz gets candy thrown at him at all directions)
Rabbi Gerson Jr: Siman Tov u mazel Tov u mazel Tov v’siman tov. (Continues)
(The candy throwing then stops after the song ends)
(Cut to later)
Dantz: About my haftarah portion, Ezekiel 22:17-22:19.
(Cut to later)
Dantz: I’d like to invite my mom and dad up for the parent’s speech.
(Toriel and Asgore walk up to the bima)
Toriel & Asgore: Dantz, we are so proud of you becoming a Bar Mitzvah, even in the short time we got to know you, you’ve worked so hard to be what you are today. A kind person who’s main focus is spreading justice through all the corners. You are also a curious-minded individual who likes to learn. Thank you, for being with monsterkind, and being an amazing human in general.
(The audience claps)
(Cut to the party)
DJ Schmuley: First and foremost, now that you are all settled, it is time to welcome the Bar Mitzvah boy, Dantz Dreemurr!!!!!
(Dantz rushes through the doors of the party room, rushing in with a cossack dance, with a rap song playing)
Dantz: Alright everyone, time to have some fun!
(Everyone cheers)
(Dantz sits at the table where Asriel and Berdly are sitting)
Dantz: So, how’d you like my entrance?
Asriel: It was amazing Dantz!
Berdly: You can say that again, it was grand!
(Asriel and Berdly catch Dantz staring at Noelle, Dooley sits at the boys’ table)
Dooley: (monotone) You’re checking out Mary.
Asriel: Don’t be silly, that’s Noelle!
Dooley: (monotone) I said it figuratively. She’s the “pure girl” of the school. You’ll never be able to date her.
Dantz: I’ll prove it then.
Dooley: (monotone) When, Dantz?
Dantz: I just said I will. (Blushing)
Dooley: (monotone) You’re a simp.
Dantz: Shut up!
(The whole group laughs)
Dantz: I seriously have a crush on Noelle, what are y’all doing?
Berdly: Thinking of your chances of being with Noelle. And Also, who is this person who decided to join us?
Dantz: Berdly, stop talking. And his name is Dooley.
Asriel: Stuart Dooley!?
Dooley: (monotone) Yeah, that’s me.
Asriel: Wasn’t he the one who fought Susie and did not get hurt?
Berdly: (Sarcastically) Wow, unbeliveable.
Dantz: That was sarcasm.
Asriel: How’d you know that Dantz!?
Dantz: Simple, I read his mind.
Asriel: You are so annoying pulling off cheap tricks like that.
Dooley: (monotone) and I guess you’re trying to be Mei.
Dantz: I would not take that Asriel if I were you.
Toriel: What’s going on?
(Toriel views the table in suspicion)
Dantz: We’re just having a chat that’s all.
Toriel: No, we’re talking about the 4th child at this table. Dooley, what are you doing here?
Dooley: (monotone) I’m friends with Dantz.
Toriel: Okay, nothing seems to be happening so it’s fine, carry on.
Dantz: Well, the reason I invited him is he goes to my Sunday School. His Bar Mitzvah is in a month!
Dooley: (monotone) It’s boring. I got a record.
Dantz: We do not talk about the time you pantsed the teacher.
Toriel: (Overhearing) WHAT!? Dantz, why are you friends with him.
Dantz: (Yelling) He’s funny, and he has a soft spot for me.
(Later, the four all have their food now)
Berdly: So, how’d you beat Susie, Dooley?
Dooley: (monotone) It’s boring. I gave her a black eye.
Dantz: We don’t need to be talking about this.
(Dantz eats the last bite of his pizza)
Dantz: I’ll go sit with Noelle.
Dooley: (monotone) Your brother doesn’t think with his brain.
(Cut to Noelle’s table)
Dantz: Hey Noelle.
Noelle: Hey Dantz, what’s up? How are you doing?
Dantz: You know Noelle, since we’ve been friends for a long time, I have a question.
Noelle: Sure, ask me anything.
Dantz: Can we start dating?
(Noelle blushes)
Noelle: Sure Dantz.
Christina Holiday: What is this about you dating my daughter? I will allow you, on one condition. Don’t go past her comfort level.
Dantz: Got it. Mayor Holiday.
(Christina walks away)
Noelle: I’m kind of wondering why my mother’s always has been this stern.
Dantz: I don’t know either Noelle. Time for the hora.
(Cut to the hora, the partygoers all group up in a circle on the dance floor while Asgore, Undyne, and Toriel lift up Dantz in a chair, then Dantz gets lifted down off the chair by Toriel)
Noelle: How was being in the chair?
Dantz: It was amazing!
(The episode finishes with Dantz, Noelle, Asriel, Berdly, and Dooley taking a photo together)