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ONCE UPON A TIME, two very close adventurer friends traversed through the deep and thick woods of Yurmawmspusi Jungle. The jungle was known for many dangers, like trapping adventurers in the thick vines known as the Peübēs. This jungle would be the most challenging journey the duo has ever taken on. However, they were unstoppable due to the megafat research check that awaited them if the expedition was successful.
Not to mention the rising sexual tension that built up over time between the two.
A little backstory: Blaze and Bagina had a dating phase during their college years. As archeology and excavation majors, they found themselves in a lot of the same classes. The two slowly began to develop feelings for each other and one night, one thing led to another and Blaze and Bagina fucked. Only, Blaze’s dick evaporated Bagina’s pussy and Blaze’s dick became crusty from the cool touch of Bagina’s wet pussy. Since then, the two called the relationship quits and have been a solid adventurer duo ever since, trying their best to not let their sexual urges entice them to fuck again. However, the sexual tension may have found an outlet to bubble over on their latest adventure…
“Blaze! What’s taking you so long?” Bagina yelled, motioning her partner over. The lack of response has her looking behind her. The lack of movement prompts her to retrace her steps to hurry the cleaning process of the campsite. She peeks inside and her eyes go wide.
“YAS DADDY AMBATAKUMMM!” Blaze is horny and must cum twice before he can truly get going for the day. Some people need to drink coffee, others need to jork their johnson and have the sweet release of cumming. “YEAH JUST LIKE- Oh sorry Bagina, I’m almost done, gimme a second!” Blaze says as he gently strokes his deformed crusted dick, no thanks to Bagina’s wet pussy.
Bagina rolled her eyes and waited impatiently outside his tent. Blaze acts so entitled when he has to have his jerk-off session twice a day, Bagina thinks in her head. If she wanted to flick her evaporated bean [HELPPPPP LMFAOAOOAAO] twice a day, she totally could and have a better time than Blaze, but she decides to stay true to her excavation roots and have her sights set on finishing this mission. Bean flicking can wait until she’s home with a fat stack of money. Maybe she’d even reward herself with the state-of-the-art, diamond-encrusted Roestoi.
Twenty minutes later Blaze has been sated and the two are off deeper into the thicket. Blaze is in charge of navigation as his dick has been famously pointed toward true north. Using the reliable compass, Blaze uses his handy-dandy map to lead them to the world-renowned Kweeph Temple.
This temple has been located and known for a long time, however exploration within it has been minimal due to its mysterious curse. Surrounded by chasms known as the Orgasm Chasms - impossible to cross without having a fatal orgasm - travelers within the temple seem to go insane and cannot think straight. Some archaeologists credit this effect due to ancient fungal species that may only exist sealed inside the temple. Many solo and group travelers have miserably failed and had to return home empty-handed. Blaze and Bagina are hoping to thrust deeper than anyone else has to make significant contributions to the archeology world.
They reach the door of the temple and pause to take in the views. The duo peer inside and see the copious amounts of dust engulfing the interior.
Bagina shudders and reaches into her knapsack to produce two bandanas. She hands one to Blaze and gestures to cover his face so he limits his inhalation of the dust particles inside.
Blaze takes out his machetes and secures rope to his waist. ROPE TO TIE EO UP LATER AWN GIRLIPOPS. Bagina readies her explosives and spear before handing Blaze a flashlight.
“Alright, let’s go in.” Bagina takes one step into the temple and immediately falls to the ground, panties wet with cum.
“BLAZE! DON’T STEP IN.” Bagina warns, shuddering violently. “There’s something wrong. The curse, it’s… This must be a fertility temple, Blaze.”
Blaze stands frozen, staring at Bagina with a dumbasfuck expression on his face.
Bagina points out the air filled with pheromones, “See, the place is pheromone central Whatever magic was done here before has concentrated and now it’s just too strong to do any ritual effectively!”
“Well what do we do? This doesn’t make any sense, so many other explorers have at least gotten farther than just a foot in the doorway!”
Bagina thinks to herself for a moment. Then, the realization dawns on her. “Blaze, it must be because no other couple has tried to enter the temple before. We’re probably the only ones with a history of banging each other and who wanna rail each other so badly and also try to enter the temple.”
Blaze looks horny. He wants to cum magically too. So he steps through the door and falls to his knees. He looks like he’s about to faint from the back-to-back orgasms. Bagina pushes him back. “Blaze you fool! You can’t just- Don’t do that again. We have to stay focused, comrade!”
Blaze looks up at Bagina with a submissive look on his face, still on his knees, practically for Bagina. “Bagina, please. Please let me fuck you right now. ”
Bagina looks around the room frantically, hoping for another way out, hoping that her fat orgasm would come to an end.
“Bagina I’m being edged so bad right now, please. I don’t even care if my dick crusts off in your wet pussy. I need you so badly,” Blaze begs.
Bagina looks at Blaze with a teasing smirk on her face. “I knew you couldn’t resist this wet pussy.” She opens her knapsack, takes out an extra thick insulating condom, and waves it in the air, Blaze’s eyes stuck on the condom and Bagina’s hand. “Put it on,” Bagina orders Blaze.
“Oh Bagina, the dominatrix you are,” Blaze says in total adoration for Bagina. ‘We don’t need that shit. The temple will magically protect us. Let me creampie you mami.”
“But the temple is a fertility temple, the whole point is to get pre-” Bagina is cut off by Blaze flicking her bean.
Blaze looks at her and says “Let’s not think about that. Let’s just smash.”
[we love responsible elemental spirit bitches !!!]
Bagina grips Blaze’s hair and is astonished that her hand didn’t evaporate. Blaze slips another finger in and Bagina rides his fingers to oblivion. “Oh Blaze, right there YESSSSS,” Bagina moans. Blaze moans with her, proud to be making her feel so good. He takes out his fingers and runs his tongue around her opening. His tongue dances across her water clit and Bagina rides his fiery tongue, not thinking about how bad it burns. Blaze tastes Bagina’s wetness and removes his tongue. He slips two fingers back in and takes them out for her to taste herself.
Bagina’s tongue wraps around his slender, hot fingers, “I taste amazing, but I want to taste you now.” Bagina pulls Blaze up and drops to her knees, manhandling his gargantuan enormous humongous iron steel alloy rod drill jackhammer of a dick. She rubs his dick back and forth, the friction causing Blaze to throw his head back, eyes rolling, hands gripping Bagina’s wet hair. Bagina’s tongue swirls around his monstersiggyshade cawk, slurping his precum as she plays with his fiery balls with one hand and strokes his dick with the other. Blaze thrusts in her mouth, hearing Bagina suppress gags. “C’mon baby, lemme hear you,” Blaze coos. Bagina starts tearing up at the thrusts like a beyblade, but Blaze can’t tell because this bitch is made of water. Bagina’s gawks become louder and louder until Blaze finishes in her mouth, his cum leaking from his red hot tip and Bagina’s mouth. Bagina swallows the lava-like cum, looking up at Blaze. “A little sour like sour patch gummies, but I love it,” she says, wiping her mouth. Blaze stands up and picks her up, “You’re gonna love my nuts.”
Blaze rams her into the wall like aang was slammed into a rock, passionately making out with her. He lines his cock up with her opening, teasing her hole. Bagina wraps her arms around his neck, holding onto it while moaning between breaths, “Put it in NOW BLAZE AHHHHHHH” she screams. Blaze smirks at her pushing the head in a bit and eliciting a loud moan from Bagina. “You might lose your ability to walk after this… but anything for my wet water princess.” Blaze begins thrusting fast and hard in Bagina as if his only motive was to destroy her pussy. Bagina moans at every thrust as if she was beatboxing. Somebody get this bitch on Soundcloud. Blaze continues thrusting in her, his girthy peanitz somehow fitting in her. He starts planting rough kisses along her neck and chest, swirling his tongue around her wet erect nipples. He nibbles on her chest careful not to accidentally drink her cuz she's water LMAOOO. Bagina screams in pleasure, about to reach her climax. “Blaze, I’m close!” She exclaims, gripping his shoulder blades. Blaze pushes a piece of wet hair behind her ear, “Baby I’m close too, hold out for me.” Bagina holds Blaze’s head close to her chest as her climax reaches closer and closer. Blaze’s thrusts become sloppier as he reaches his climax. Bagina and Blaze finish together, a massive pool of cum and sweat dropping to the floor and splattered all over Bagina and Blaze’s midsections.
Blaze suddenly turns Bagina over so she faces the wall and starts hitting from the back. Bagina tries to grip the wall with her fingers, Blaze’s fat cock ramming into her ass. Bagina’s hands form a fist and hit the wall, matching the tempo of Blaze thrusting in her anoos. Blaze’s grunts become harder and louder as he pushes himself deeper in her almost never ending asshole. Bagina exclaims, “Blaze we can stop now we both came!! Can you stop ramming into me for one second??” Blaze groans, “Bagina you’re just too good. Best pussy and ass I’ve ever fucked in my entire life.” Bagina rolls her eyes and turns around, “Blaze we gotta continue our mission, I know I’m the best you’ve ever had.” Blaze sighs, “Yea yea, lets finish our mission,” still riding the post-bang high.
“Okay let’s see if this worked. We probably don’t have much time before the temple starts messing with our senses again. C’mon.” Bagina takes a second to assess herself before speaking again. “Your fire cum in me is giving me strength. I can move so much more freely now. My water molecules must be moving at higher speeds and evaporating. Blaze, this is great!”
Blaze is still suffering to reach post-nut clarity. He looks like a train railed him and slurped every last drop of cum out of him. “Uh… yeah just gimme a second Bagina.”
Many seconds go by before Blaze hauls himself up and trails after Bagina. He’d never imagined the day would come when all his dreams about what Bagina and him could do would come to fruition. He can barely wrap his mind around it when Bagina pulls Blaze out of his thoughts.
“Listen, I really need you to focus. I know we just had the best sex we’ve ever had in our entire lives but we have to get in and out from the innermost chamber before the next wave hits. Let’s move quickly”
The innermost chamber is found after nearly half an hour of running around the maze-like corridors. Blaze cautiously inches through the final passageway and feels his jaw drop.
“There’s no way… Is this really…” Blaze stutters and Bagina looks over his shoulder and gasps.
“Is this the Red-?” Bagina asks, not believing the sights in front of her.
Before she can finish speaking, a third voice speaks from behind them.
“I’ve been waiting for someone to find this place. You two are the lucky ones, I suppose.”
The adventurers whirl around and are faced with a shirtless man. He looks a little crusty, likely from millenia of no showers, and stank so bad Bagina wished she had her bandana back.
“My name… my name is Christian Grey. And I am ever so glad you’ve come to replace my burden. I prayed every day for the last millennia that my role as Priest of Kweeph Temple would be absolved and given to someone else. I came so much the pools that you crossed are just my cum. I can no longer cum. I am tired and wish to leave. It is now your duty. Good luck and for what it’s worth, I’m sorry.”
With that, Christian Grey walks inside the legendary Red Room and does a plank on the edge of a funky-looking table with straps and buckles. He disappears in the blink of an eye and distantly, Bagina and Blaze hear the entrance to the temple being locked.
They were truly stuck here in the Red Room, and now they were the trapped priests who had to bang for eternity until someone came to save them. Blaze and Bagina could feel the pheromones beginning to affect them again. Blaze drops his pants and tells Bagina to strip too.
“We’re stuck here Bagina. We can’t even look for a way out because the air in here is gonna mess us up. We just keep smashing until help arrives.”
Bagina nods and looks for the most interesting contraption in the room to try first.
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