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Draco | Harry
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[17:35]
Hey, mate, did you finish your homework?
[17:56]
What homework? Who is this? Blaise, is this one of your jokes?
[17:57]
Oh, sorry, I got a new phone, I thought this was my friend. My mistake. I promise I'm not Zabini trying to pull a prank on you.
[18:00]
Sure... How do you know Blaise's last name?
[18:02]
Well, he's a very popular guy in Hogwarts. So... Do you study here?
[18:03]
Yes.
[18:03]
So, I gather you're in Slytherin, since you call Zabini by his first name. What did you think about the implementation of muggle technology?
[18:04]
Well, I could be anywhere, Blaise has a lot of friends in all of the four houses. And surprisingly, yes, I did like the muggle technology, I like this iMessage thing on the phones we received.
[18:04]
Hmmm... Yeah, you're right. Will you tell me in which house are you in? You must not be in Slytherin, at least is what I think, since they are all pure bloods and wouldn't like this "iMessage thing" as you said.
[18:04]
I'm always right. Plus, I'm not telling that, you'll have to figure it out ;)
[18:04]
Ugh, fine. I hate to play guess, but fine.
[18:05]
Look, you don't even have to talk to me, man, you only just "met" me.
[18:05]
I know that, but now I'm interested. I'm sorry, but I guess we have to be friends now. Or at least acquaintances.
[18:05]
Oh Merlin, will it change anything if I tell you I don't want to?
[18:06]
No. So, tell me something about you. Anything.
[18:06]
Hm... I like to read.
[18:06]
That's it?
[18:06]
Well, what else do you want me to say?
[18:07]
Anything at all. Look, let's start with random stuff, such as your favourite colour and favourite food.
[18:07]
Why am I still answering you?
[18:07]
Because you're curious and have nothing better to do?
[18:08]
That is... Surprisingly right, not that I am happy with this new "friendship", but I am curious, and I'm also very bored. Fine, my favourite colour is silver, and my favourite food is not exactly a food, it's ice cream. What about you?
[18:08]
Oh, please, you will be just fine with me as friend, I can feel it. Silver is a peculiar colour, but nice choice. I also love ice cream, I like the cookies and cream flavour the best, what about you? My favourites are green (it matches my eyes) and chocolate cake. :)
[18:08]
I also like green, it's a beautiful colour. I'm more of a plain chocolate ice cream guy, but I like almost every flavour. Oh, Merlin, I love chocolate cake so much! Thanks, now I'm craving it.
[18:09]
You're welcome! :p Well, at least now I know that you're a guy. I am a guy, too. :)
[18:09]
You use a lot of emoticons for a guy. Besides, I know more: you have green eyes.
[18:09]
True, but, if I'm not mistaken, a lot of students here have green eyes. But okay, I will say one more thing that will make it somewhat easier: I'm in 6th year.
[18:09]
Well, I'm also in 6th year, but still, there are a lot of students in our year, it is still very hard to find out who you are.
[18:11]
Ugh, I really want to know which house are you in! Give me some hint.
[18:12]
Ugh, fine, let's see... The song From Eden, by Hozier.
[18:12]
Look, as much as I like Hozier, I do not understand this reference/hint.
[18:12]
Well, too bad, that's all I'm giving you.
[18:13]
You're a prick. What classes do you take on mondays?
[18:13]
I see what you're doing, but fine, I take arithmancy, divination, dada and potions. And yes, in this order.
[18:13]
Wait a second...
[18:13]
What now?
[18:23]
For the love of Merlin! You're from Slytherin, I was right! And you're friends with Zabini.
[18:25]
Wait, what? How?
[18:26]
Well, you said your last class on monday is potions, and the house that I'm in shares this class with 2 other houses, one of them being Slytherin, so I looked our chat history and you seemed very cocky, plus: when I asked for a hint, you said the song From Eden, so I went to check the lyrics for some extra hint, and Hozier mentions "slithered".
[18:27]
Okay, very clever. So I gather you're from Gryffindor, since the other house we share potions with is Hufflepuff, and they are not very bright. Damn, if you weren't a guy, I'd say you were Granger.
[18:28]
Well, to be completely honest, she helped me, I would have noticed it a lot later if she didn't.
[18:28]
Shit.
[18:28]
What?
[18:28]
Shit, shit, shit.
[18:29]
What?!?
[18:30]
I'm in the library, I can see Granger through the window... Damn, Potter, why did you make it so damn enjoyable to talk to you?
[18:30]
Oh... Malfoy. Hi. Look, as shocking as it might sound, I'm a very nice person, not that you have bothered finding out through the years.
[18:31]
Oh, come on, I wanted to be friends with you in the 1st year, it was you who refused my handshake.
[18:31]
Malfoy, you were a bigger prick then, I wouldn't ever ever ever had shaken your hand. But now... Well, seems like things have changed. We can still try to make this "friendship" work. What do you say?
[18:32]
Ugh, yeah, I guess it wouldn't be that bad, meet me at Hogsmeade today for dinner, fine? We can talk about how weird this whole thing is.
[18:33]
Hm, we don't have to talk all the time, you know. ;)
[18:35]
What the... Potter, are you flirting with me?
[18:35]
Oh, come on, I know that you're bi, and you (and everyone else in this damn school) know I'm gay, plus, we're both very attractive, why wouldn't I be flirting with you?
[18:35]
As much weird as this sounds, I'm not saying no to it.. In fact... Why don't we meet somewhere more private, say, right now?
[18:36]
The room of requirement? In 5 minutes?
[18:36]
Finally, I'm on my way.