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It was a day like any other, a long walk down the side of the road, just hoping to stumble on some long-forgotten treasure and make it big. However, unlike any other day, I did find something. Only that something turned out to be way bigger than I ever imagined. A Yiga.
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“Fuck. Fuck. FUCK!”
Crashing through the tall grass, I ran as fast as I could. Why Hylia? What did I do to deserve such a fate!? I screamed inwardly, glancing back at the Blademaster on my tail. And why is he so dead set on pursuing me!? Right when I thought things couldn’t get worse, my foot got caught on a rock and I fell face forward onto my stomach. “Shit…”
Clomp. Clomp. Clomp.
As his heavy steps grew closer, my heart felt like it would burst.
I’m dead, dead I tell you! I just had to come out here, didn’t I!?
In the midst of my thoughts, a dark shadow loomed over me, picking me up by the back of my shirt. I prepared myself for a beating…but nothing happened? Opening my eyes, I saw his face centimeters away from mine. Nothing but a white mask painted with that accursed red symbol stared back at me. A mark of death among us Hylians. Suddenly, the man whispered: “You smell…of bananas…”
Ex-fucking-cuse me!?