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Today you find yourself a victim of a grave mistake. Your mistake.
Stealing Luffy’s food.
To be precise, the last serving of richly-seasoned steak Sanji had meticulously prepared for brunch the crew decided to have on a sunny hilltop overlooking a quaint small village. A village belonging to an island your ship chanced upon along your itinerary to the Grand Line and had rescued from belligerent pirates.
Your action was more than justifiable: an act of revenge for all the times you’d gone with an empty stomach because Luffy couldn’t satiate his abyssal and abnormal hunger.
Your plan was flawless—you’d been plotting for days, weeks—or would have been if Luffy’s arms weren’t currently darting towards you with the speed of a fired bullet from across the grassy field.
It all happens so fast.
Luffy’s arms looping themselves around your waist before they pull you closer towards him. You straddling his lap. And his lips crashing against yours.
Your eyes shoot wide at the sudden contact of his warm lips melding with your own, a collective horrified gasp erupting from the entire crew, and filling the once tranquil ambience.
And in one quick, fluid motion after he traces his tongue along the seam of your lips, eliciting an involuntary gasp from you, Luffy slips his tongue inside your mouth still filled with half-chewed pieces of steak.
A ferocious heat blooms across your cheeks as you feel the wetness of his tongue lick against your own then swirls around it in an attempt to take back what is his.
When he does, Luffy pulls away, both your lips separating with a loud pop.
A triumphant smile beams across Luffy's ruddy face as he greedily chews on the bits of steak he'd stolen from your mouth.
He gulps it down with a satisfied hum. “Oi! Sanji that was great! For some reason it tasted better than usual!" His smile spreads further. "Gimme more!"
Sanji glares daggers at Luffy, flames seeming to engulf his entire body as he readies himself to unleash one of his lethal skull-crushing kicks on him, the monster who'd ravished your heavenly lips. But, he instantly stops when you signal with a hand for him not to intervene.
You wipe a sleeve across the thin coating of saliva gleaming on your lips, then shuffle your way off Luffy's lap.
"Luffy...you..."
Luffy cranes his neck in your direction at the sound of your quivering voice.
"You...you..." Your body shudders violently.
Luffy's brows pinch together. "You what?" He tilts his head.
"You perverted motherfu–!" You punch Luffy square in the gut and send him hurtling across the edge of the hill, his figure disappearing from everyone's line of sight.