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Scythe came up to Subspace and said “HEY WHITE BOY WANT TO COME FOR A RIDE ON MY SUPER SIGMA DEER HORSE” and she grabbed him by the rotting ankles and dragged him onto the cool deer horse
Suddenly two people spawn in and start chasing them!!! “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH” Subspace screeched in terror as the deer horse turned into a………………REGULAR HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They both fell to the floor with the horse and thte horse started running away
And then banhammer😍😍😍 comes around the corner and goes “HEY IS THAT WHITE BOY AND TEAL BITCH” and he runs after them and continues chasing them OH NOOOOOOOOO
Banhammer😍😍😍 Trips over a rock and hits his big ass forehead on the ground, so he calls for backup on his supa cool Walkie-Talkie and teal bitch and white boy get arrested and fucking die the end
Actually no bc then subspace kidnaps scythe and she goes “WHAT THE FUCKKKK” and then tries to call for help but they get lost in a forest instead and it is a sad day for all scythe phans bc she fucking died