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1. Newton's Third Law by capitalismwasamistake

   Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Aug 2024

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Wade Wilson
   • Blind Al (Deadpool)
   • Post-Canon
   • Canon Compliant
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • the angst is mild don't worry
   • not sex but not Not sex ya know
   • they fight and the fighting is porn
   • trust me even a straight dudebro could tell this is porn
   • incredibly erotic violence
   • the inherent homoeroticism of two unbreakable beings stabbing each other
   • unnecessary impromptu medical procedures
   • the inherent homoeroticism of seeing someone's insides
   • The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known
   • cameos from other characters - Freeform
   • Logan doesn't know anyone's names
   • Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • oh my god they were roommates
   • auditory sensitivity
   • Touch-Starved
   • first chapter can stand alone
   • the dove doesn't realise it's dead yet
   • now with actual sex!
   • they're freaks your honour
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • ended up softer than I expected

   Summary

   “Come on, Wolfie, let’s not fight!” Wade sings as he evades the first swipe with an absurd dance move. “We’ll go dancing tomorrow night!”

   He retaliates with a kick to Logan’s jaw then both his katanas enter play.

   “Sorry, I know you wanted more of that song, but we don’t have the licensing budget. How about this instead? Stop!”

   “In the name of love–”

   “Before you break my heart–”

   ***

   Or, Logan is thrilled he can finally fight someone without holding back. Wade is horny and touch-starved. Oh, and there's The Problem.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Men and their Problems

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   30,385

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

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