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7:26pm
In the back garden of the Kinnear-Sunstone residence
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Yova sits down strangely on a white plastic chair, with one of the arms hanging on for dear life from a previous night of drunk shenanigans, but looks over at Frankie concerned and opens a 24 pack case of sprite.
“I bet this whole thing is confusing, right?”
“Too right, so who’s your actual dad?”
“Sit down boy, I’m gonna explain it the best I can, so crack open a cold one and get comfy”
Frankie does as he’s told, he sits on an almost pristine plastic chair calmly, and opens a can of sprite.
“Comfy?”
“Aye.”
“Mlarthis?”
“Yes Yova?”
“Bring the big whiteboard outside.”
“Why?”
“I’m explaining how we’re related, and all that jazz to Frankie.”
“Aright I’ll be two minutes.”
“Cheers hen, you can take your jumper off boy it’s pretty warm”
“Nah I’m alright.”
“Ok if you say so.”
Mlarthis brings the big whiteboard outside to where the other two are along with a set of pens, and stands unenthusiastically next to it.
“Where are we starting? We’re doing this in chronological order I take it.”
“Pass that red pen, alright boy we’re gonna start with this bastard here.”
Yova tapes a picture to the whiteboard and writes ‘Flumux Loxley’ in red ink underneath it, but also adds little devil horns above the photo.
“This here Fahim is our biological father, keep that in mind for later.”
“And said prick married this bitch here first”
Referring to another taped picture with the name ‘Blixth Loxley’ underneath, also written in red ink with a blank line between the two pictures, with additional information such as ‘bitch’ and ‘man-whore’ around the pictures.
“This here is Yova’s mother not mines, and from her came Westoona Loxley”
“First born of three children of Flumux Loxley, but she’s no longer with us.”
Yova tapes a picture of Westoona below the other two and writes her name in blue ink, but adds ‘1995-2011’ underneath her name, but adds a green line coming off the black line, yet adds a small halo above her picture.
“Moving onto this woman here, Luxmo Kinnear my mother who is also a bitch, second wife of Flumux and from that marriage came me in 1996.”
Mlarthis tapes a picture of Luxmo on the right hand side of Flumux and adds a black line between them, the does the same as Yova did before with Westoona’s picture to his, but Yova adds ‘skank’ next to her photo.
“See our dad was a bit of a dick, went back and forth between wives see, and boom came along Yova in 1997.”
“But in 2011 something magical happened, we both got kicked out and had to fend for ourselves.”
“And this is where this beautiful Godsend of a man comes in, Wlavnox Dextriam who adopted us both.”
Yova adds a picture of Wlavnox right at the bottom of the whiteboard and draws out purple lines to the pictures of Mlarthis’ and him, Mlarthis adds a drawing of a ‘worlds best dad’ mug next to the photo of Wlavnox.
“Purple is child via adoption, black is marriage, green is biological relation, and the names in red meaning that we despise them.”
“See Wlavnox’s is blue, meaning they’re actually a good person, you kept up with this boy?”
“Alright so, you’re half siblings that also got adopted by the same guy?”
“In a nutshell yes.”
“Alright that’s that done with, wanna throw darts at our bio parents photos?”
“This seems like a sibling bonding activity, do it when Mlarthis comes back from a visit to his mum’s.”
“That’s genius, why didn’t we think of that?”
“Because you always go to check if I’m in need of someone to vent to, you’re a good listener Yova.”
“Hell yeah, alright let’s get this back inside.”