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i got hit by truck and now im dating in a magical world?!

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WRITERS: mr skelly, freakji, kitsunmiku

Things are strange when you get isekai'd into a jujustsu world, at least there's coffee and magic boys.

aka

/Someone/ had to take the xreader option and hey, we had 40 minutes to spare.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

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"So..." Gojo asks from across the table, his eyes shining from behind his sunglasses.

Y/N didnt know how they ended up in this situation, they were just walking home from college when suddenly things went dark as they crossed the street. Now they found themselves in a different world, one with strange spirits everywhere.

It was terrifying at first but atleast they was able to get a nice job at the coffee shop they landed infront of, and an apartment above it through the kindness of the couple who owned the place.

It was a few months after landing in this place and they had finally settled in to their afternoon shift at the shop when a strange man appeared at its doors. He had pale white hair and a black coat with matching pants. The sunglasses he wore even inside the shop we're what caught their eye first, but then that led them to noticing his eyes.

They were a piercing blue and seemingly infinite, and when they turned onto Y/N they couldnt help the shiver down their spine as those eyes seemed to look right through them. As if into their very soul.

Y/N was frozen as he approached and leaned in close to them, examining them, before he burst into a big grin and introduced himself as Satoru Gojo.
And now they found themselves here, at a table with him, and still with no clue what was happening"

" You're not from around here, aren't you?" The strange man finished saying

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Gojo's piercing blue eyes stared into y/n's orbs. Feeling their forehead starting to sweat and their face start to redden, they tried to focus anywhere else and broke eye contact.

"uh- no im not haha" they said as their heart went doki~doki. "how could you tell?"

"well, its not everyday that such a beautiful person like you shows up out of nowhere. especially not at the coffee shop i love oh so much"

Y/n felt their face flush at the compliment and gojo's smile widened, seeming to take pleasure in their reaction.

"Uh- anyways" y/n stammared. "Why did you ask to sit down with me?"

Gojo sighed and leaned back in his chair, pushing it back so it stood on its two back legs. "Aw, i was hoping to have a bit more fun with you." his smile was now faded and a glaze seemed to set over high gorgeous illustrious beautiful shimmering SUBLIME anime blue orbs. "the reason i called you over was that I had one simple message."

Y/n furrowed their brows. "...a message?" they felt themselves gulp in a mix of nervousness and anticipation.

Gojo let his chair fall back into place and slowly rose from his chair, leaning over the table. He lowered his head down to y/n's ear and began to whisper, his hot breath moistening their neck, making every hair they have stand on end.

"i saw you flirting with geto. back off bitch."

"uh- WHA?"

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Gojo came ever closer, whispering even softer, barely audible.

"The cute boy with the long black hair. If you keep flirting with him, I'll exorcise you."

"The...man with long black hair?.........uh do you mean Suguru?"

Gojo reels back from Y/N, shock evident on his face. "You're on a first name basis with him you tramp?"

All of a sudden Gojo felt different. Those infinite eyes felt sharper, that blue still looked like the sky, but from the angle a corpse would see it. Y/N's heart be faster, this time out of fear.

"Um yeah. He said something about wanting me to meet his friend for a training session. Something about wanting his friend to mix it up and to have new experiences."

Gojo looked, if possible, more shocked. And even mildly touched. All that palpable negativity around him dissipated instantly. Y/N let out a breath that they weren't even aware they were holding in. Their heart settled back into a normal rhythm, and they allowed themself to relax.

"He said all that? But they only person he 'trains' with is me?" Gojo instantly stands up taking Y/N's hand. "We must go talk with him immediately"

"I can't leave in the middle of a shift. No matter how handsome the stranger." Y/N tries to struggle out of his grip, but their heart isn't in it. Secretly this is what they always wanted. Having two handsome men fawning over them, whisking them away from a job they don't enjoy.

"Oh don't worry about that. I'll tell the owners you were sick. And I can pay you for the hours lost." Gojo seemed excited now, bouncing from foot to foot like a child.

"Let me at least take off my work clothes."

"There will be plenty of time for taking off clothes later. Let's go now." Gojo begins writing something on the ground despite having no ink or pen. When he is done Y/N looks down at it but can't understand the words. Gojo claps his hands and suddenly Y/N finds themself in front of Suguru Geto.

"I see you found my surprise for you Gojo. You always were too eager." He tenderly cups Gojo's hand in his hand. They share a tender kiss before looking at Y/N. "Did he be respectful?"

"He wasn't polite, but I suppose given the circumstances, he could've done worse."

Gojo and Geto both look at Y/N and their heart beats faster. They know that these men are going to make their life much more interesting from here on out and they find that exciting.

Notes:

Irene this fic went wild, its hilarious.

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