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Scout TF2 takes a long walk over the Yatsuhashi Bridge at midnight. He takes in the sights and scents thinking while eating his bucket of chicken wings. Suddenly he hears something from below, the sound of heavy panting and crying. Looking down he sees a man next to two fallen bodies and surrounded by scraps of clothing, his shirt was missing. As Scout TF2 looks closer the strange man looked up revealing tattoos all over his face and the man had....four eyes? Scout TF2 knew that couldn't be right but more important were the two bodies a man with black pointy hair and a woman were laying there. As Scout TF2 took in the scene the man disappeared and Scout TF2 heard a voice behind him.
"Who said you could stare at the King of Curses?" Scout TF2's breath quickened, he felt his hairs stand on end and knew that he was in danger. But he also knew one other thing, he was the danger.
"What's your name fella?" The strange man paused not expecting questions.
"I am Sukuna the greatest sorcerer of the Heian era."
Scout TF2 chuckled. "A sorcerer? Do you do magic tricks? How about you do a disappearing act and vanish before you get hurt?"
Sukuna eyed him menacingly. "How dare you talk to me like that?
With a flick of his fingers he struck at Scout TF2 who was drinking a strange drink. Soda if he had the name right. Scout TF2 felt something like a blade approach him even though he couldn't see it, he ducked it anyways pulling out his bat preparing to end the so called 'King of Curses, Greatest Sorcerer of the Heian Era.'
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Sukuna was shocked but he refused to let it show and took a stance. His attack should have cut directly through this wierd man, that dodge had not been far enough in the slightest to escape it. And yet, the man still stood, now yelling obscenities and Sukuna from a distance.
"I'M FROM NEW JERSEY YO- YOU DONT WANNA MESS WITH ME, ILL FCK YOU UP CHUCKLENUTS!" Scout continued, only to be interrupted by a laugh from Sukuna.
"What is your name boy? I may as well know it before I slice your tongue from your mouth." Scout seemed only to get angrier at this,
"WHO YOU CALLING BOY YOU WIERD AS* LOOKIN COTTON CANDY HAIRED LOOKIN PUNK. YOU CAN CALL ME SCOUT JUST LIKE THE OTHER BOZOS I FIGHT! NOW COME AT ME BRO!" Sukuna sighs, what an idiot of a man with no self-preservation, it wouldn't even be worth the energy it takes to take him down.
Assuming a normal stance, Sukuna tells Scout as such, leading to another bout of curses and insults that would likely make a sailor weep out of their pure mundanity and solid use of swear-amalgamations. While killing him would not be worth the trouble, there was still the issue of /what/ had managed to stop his technique from hitting this man.
Having turned away in thought, Sukuna now turns back to Scout who has begun drinking a... "bonk".. to rehydrate after all the yelling. Sukuna sends three slices at the man with discrete sweeps of his fingers and watches with widening eyes. While the environment, the bridge, everything around Scout seemed to be damaged he remained unharmed. how... curious. Maybe he would be worth getting to know.
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"EYO??!," scout shouted out. "a man cant even drink in peace??"
Sukuna smirked at the man's continued stubbornness in refusing to die.
"Maybe I'll try something new" he said, stretching out his hand and then pulling it towards himself. Scout felt himself float off the ground and move slowly towards the strange four-eyed man.
"TF?? THIS AINT STAR WARS, YOU NOT THE SPECIAL" Scout yelled before filling sukuna's ears with even more profane language including words and phrases he'd never heard before such as "skibidi" and "on yo mama." Scout was now in front of sukuna's presence, his body still restrained and his mouth still rattling off sentence and word combinations never before heard by any man. Sukuna lifted his left hand and rested it gently on scout's face, cupping his cheek.
"EYOOOOOOO, LISTEN ROMEO I DONT SWING THAT WAY IF YOU WANT SOMEONE FRUITY I CAN HOOK YOU UP WITH-" A loud crunch rang out through the air. Just as that man crunched his soda can and tossed it aside as trash, Sukuna did so with him. He sighed, hoping that maybe the man would've done something more interesting or that the kill would've been more satisfying but, alas, nothing.
Sukuna turned away from the mangled corpse, his eyes locking on to his next victim, when he heard a ruffling sound.
He whipped his head around to see none other than the man standing in front of him, perfectly fine. intact organs and skull and all. Sukuna's eyes widened as his smirk grew, he knew he was special.
"Dayum that hurt, with that kind of negative aura, you're never gonna find someone to match yo freak" Scout rambled while rubbing his head.
Sukuna smiled "i think... i just did."